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cyka blyat posted:
Welcome to piss town
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Mar 15, 2020 04:59
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Apraxin posted:don't know why they made the president take a coronavirus test when clearly he's in the peak of health! 
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Mar 15, 2020 05:00
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We should give him a chance
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Mar 15, 2020 05:00
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euphronius posted:I Mean how crazy is it that a federal agency just infected thousands of people lmao not that hard to imagine
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Mar 15, 2020 05:00
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Mar 15, 2020 05:01
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going into public has worsened my anxiety/stress to the point where i was stuck in line behind some boomer hag bothering the clerk over a nickle or something and I came so close to screaming "NOT GONNA MISS THIS BOOMER poo poo HAHAHA youre gonna diiiiiie" on the other hadn i did help an old lady in hazmat gear get the noodles she couldnt reach cause people were ignoring her.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:01
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Mar 15, 2020 05:03
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boomer orgies are now accepted as common I think that's a plus for younger generations
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Mar 15, 2020 05:04
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Doorknob Slobber posted:at least some people cant stomach voter suppression. I hope dude writes up what exactly is going on and sends it to Bernard loving Sanders. i'd like for this to be the case, but that looks like textbook stage fright to me. i'm guessing the process of becoming "maricopa county elections director" involves proving you have no soul at all
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Mar 15, 2020 05:06
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in all the books about the future, people have orgies like everyday so I hope that's true
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Mar 15, 2020 05:06
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Mar 15, 2020 05:06
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i find myself in a unique hell where i am stuck riding out the apocalypse with someone who told me she wanted a divorce also i have no idea if i am having high anxiety because of this fluoxetine because i dont have a baseline for pandemics
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Mar 15, 2020 05:10
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NofrikinfuN posted:i find myself in a unique hell where i am stuck riding out the apocalypse with someone who told me she wanted a divorce sorry mate there is cspam mental hell thread too
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Mar 15, 2020 05:12
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NofrikinfuN posted:i find myself in a unique hell where i am stuck riding out the apocalypse with someone who told me she wanted a divorce Hmm, seems like she's misunderstood the meaning of 'social distancing'.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:14
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euphronius posted:I Mean how crazy is it that a federal agency just infected thousands of people lmao trumps himself has been running around town w a bunch of infected people
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Mar 15, 2020 05:14
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2DCAT posted:I picked my bags up at dca and was suuuuper pissed that someone stood within 6 feet of me at the baggage drop... Just.... gently caress all of that noise lol perhaps you ought to have been creative????? https://twitter.com/ABC/status/1238495559704592386
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Mar 15, 2020 05:15
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Durf posted:as relevant as ever i can't describe how weirdly happy it makes me to see Pokey having a relevancy in 2020, way ahead of its time and super funny
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Mar 15, 2020 05:17
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https://twitter.com/CursedVocaloid/status/1238869353178808321
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Mar 15, 2020 05:17
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NofrikinfuN posted:i find myself in a unique hell where i am stuck riding out the apocalypse with someone who told me she wanted a divorce oh god. i think you aren't the only person by a long shot who is going to be divorced after the dust clears tho
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Mar 15, 2020 05:18
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Bulgakov posted:perhaps you ought to have been creative????? This is why socialism doesn't work. This man can guarantee nobody gets within 6 feet of him. But socialism would have everyone have a 3 foot ring. Which works in theory, but then you get one person who decides to exercise their freedom and not wear their ring, and now all the olds are dead.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:18
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cyka blyat posted:
lol the one on the right sorta looks like Owen wilson
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Mar 15, 2020 05:19
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Bulgakov posted:perhaps you ought to have been creative????? I'm the person who sneezed on his circle while he was out and about. he's the one who had to touch the circle to take it off and then rubbed his eye without thinking about it
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Durf posted:as relevant as ever mama mia...
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Mar 15, 2020 05:25
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power word- Jeb! posted:oh god. i think you aren't the only person by a long shot who is going to be divorced after the dust clears tho divorced or widowed will both be pretty common i feel bad for my friend, his wife has cystic fibrosis, this poo poo is probably terrifying for her
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Mar 15, 2020 05:26
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Bulgakov posted:perhaps you ought to have been creative????? pretty easy to get under the circle strike him in the nuts and off you go
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Mar 15, 2020 05:26
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cyka blyat posted:
white wine and shrimp
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Mar 15, 2020 05:27
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Today we pray as as one nation that the sickness be driven from the land amen
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Mar 15, 2020 05:28
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It's July 5th, 1959. I am in Trump.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:30
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skaboomizzy posted:https://twitter.com/BrookeGMcDonald/status/1238986272137502720?s=20
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sullat posted:Hmm, seems like she's misunderstood the meaning of 'social distancing'. i lol'ed at this
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Mar 15, 2020 05:30
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It is May 12th, 1959, when I am first introduced to Melania. She buys me a mug of piss. As she hands me the cold, perspiring beverage, our fingers touch.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:31
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A circulatory system is seen by the elevator in Trump tower. A few days later, a partially diapered Trump screams in the hallway before vanishing.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:32
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https://twitter.com/bri_sacks/status/1239045589125304320
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Mar 15, 2020 05:33
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White liquid eh?
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Mar 15, 2020 05:35
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You see at the time, I was misquoted. I never said "Trump exists, and he is American". I said "TRUMo exists, and he is American". Now, if you begin to feel an intense and crushing feeling of religious terror at the concept, don't be alarmed. That indicates only that you are still sane.
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Mar 15, 2020 05:36
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despite the pics earlier im still in love with this perfect health of a man
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tump
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