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My reaction to reading that: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nU5cMZymSr0 But replace 'breaking my kayak' with 'loving that woman'
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Elfface posted:My reaction to reading that: He’s just trying to find the little man in the boat.
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Mar 15, 2020 17:24
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Cartoon Man posted:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2CtiEpIDNsE
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Mar 15, 2020 18:00
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Mods please change my screen name to ASSymmetrical Balls
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Mar 15, 2020 18:29
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Hard disagree. Shame anyone who fucks up an email blast. Especially if it's a broadcast they should BCC.
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Mar 15, 2020 18:33
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Cartoon Man posted:
Playing with his turdies
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Mar 15, 2020 20:01
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BrianBoitano posted:Hard disagree. Shame anyone who fucks up an email blast. Especially if it's a broadcast they should BCC. Once somebody in the company managed to send an email to everyone and the sheer number of reply-alls asking to be removed brought the entire network to it's knees and corporate IT had to step in and take down the system to manually remove the email chain. I work for a subsidiary of God damned Comcast, there were tens of thousands of people on that chain all over the globe.
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I sometimes jokingly like to say “How Miltonic,” or “I see a parallel with Milton’s Paradise Lost.” But I’m never gonna beat this one
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Mar 15, 2020 20:28
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https://twitter.com/kathbarbadoro/status/1239264912532221953
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Mar 15, 2020 20:29
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Imagine being put on blast in the loving New York Times.
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Mar 15, 2020 20:36
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I've asked you repeatedly to stop doxxing me
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Mar 15, 2020 20:42
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Chitin posted:Imagine being put on blast in the loving New York Times. About 5 years ago someone got hold of a send-to-all email address for a university, sending them all a message that simply read: bello!
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Mar 15, 2020 20:43
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Cartoon Man posted:
Vore isn't really that shocking
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Mar 15, 2020 20:56
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Farting and too soon satisfied won book of the year in Canada for 1976. It’s not even the only bear book that decade that won. Why does Canada wanna gently caress bears and write about it?
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Mar 15, 2020 21:12
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Remember, Zoidberg likes when you hit it from behind
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Mar 15, 2020 21:17
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Cartoon Man posted:
This was book of the month in the book barn not that long ago.
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Is that book actually good or is the Canadian literary community just trolling hard?
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From Wikipedia:quote:The Canadian Encyclopedia notes that the book has been called "the most controversial novel ever written in Canada," and the notoriety around its subject matter brought Engel to national attention for the first time. At its publication, the novel was mostly received well by critics. Engel's writing craft was admired, with The Globe and Mail noting her "fine use of understatement, control, and economy." The book was received favorably outside of Canada as well; London's Times Literary Supplement wrote a positive review. Exceptions included novelist and critic Scott Symons, who called the book "spiritual gangrene... a Faustian compact with the Devil." The 1976 Governor General's Literary Award jury, which included authors Margaret Laurence, Alice Munro, and Mordecai Richler awarded Bear its English-language Fiction award, one of the highest literary prizes in the country. If it's a troll job, they've been keeping it up for a while.
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Mar 15, 2020 22:18
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ultrafilter posted:From Wikipedia: The winters are long and cold, and we have nothing better to do than chuckle about tricking people into reading bear porn.
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Facebook Aunt posted:The winters are long and cold, and we have nothing better to do than chuckle about tricking people into reading bear porn. i didn't need to be tricked, just informed
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Resting Lich Face posted:Is that book actually good or is the Canadian literary community just trolling hard? Her relationship with the bear is a metaphor for humans' relationship with nature, and the tendency to romanticize nature and try to get it to be something it's not, and to fail to respect the danger even while reveling in risk. It's a decent book.
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Her relationship with the bear is a metaphor for humans' relationship with nature, and the tendency to romanticize nature and try to get it to be something it's not, and to fail to respect the danger even while reveling in risk. It's a decent book. You're allowed to want to read the bear loving book you bear loving weirdo. Making it into a parable just shows us how insecure you are.
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Mar 15, 2020 23:51
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Cocaine Bear posted:If your using a desktop to shitpost, you're probably going to die from the 'vid. If I'm using a desktop to shitpost I'm clearly not going outside..?
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Mar 15, 2020 23:55
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OwlFancier posted:If I'm using a desktop to shitpost I'm clearly not going outside..? There was that goon who went outside with a printer so going outside with a desktop doesn't seem far fetched.
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Mar 15, 2020 23:57
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spookygonk posted:I'd go for a YouTube instructional video. I honestly expected this one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTJUBaN97kI
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Inceltown posted:There was that goon who went outside with a printer so going outside with a desktop doesn't seem far fetched. Sad tale, mlyp
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Her relationship with the bear is a metaphor for humans' relationship with nature, and the tendency to romanticize nature and try to get it to be something it's not, and to fail to respect the danger even while reveling in risk. It's a decent book. What do the large asymmetrical balls and licking honey off her honeypot represent?
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Who What Now posted:What do the large asymmetrical balls and licking honey off her honeypot represent? Wanting to gently caress a bear. I said it was a metaphor, not that it was just a metaphor.
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Everyone who has been hosed by a bear knows what it means. Lots of hair and more muscly than you can imagine. It’s gonna hurt real good. Or they’re going to steal garbage.
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Mar 16, 2020 00:39
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Or they’re going to steal garbage. That's when the bear takes you back to the cave.
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Mar 16, 2020 00:42
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BaldDwarfOnPCP posted:Everyone who has been hosed by a bear knows what it means. Lots of hair and more muscly than you can imagine. It’s gonna hurt real good. Yeah yeah I saw Revenant too
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Mar 16, 2020 00:45
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Data Graham posted:Yeah yeah I saw Revenant too I couldn’t finish that one.
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The best one of these I've ever seen myself was MUPPET HELLRAISER
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OwlFancier posted:If I'm using a desktop to shitpost I'm clearly not going outside..? I think the poster is suggesting that if you use a desktop you’re an old.
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How big is a bear dick anyway
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Milo and POTUS posted:How big is a bear dick anyway We recently found out that panda bears are actual bears, genetically speaking. And good luck trying to get a picture of them loving. What does that smell like, ha ha
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Cocaine Bear posted:If your using a desktop to shitpost, you're probably going to die from the 'vid. Wrong. Those of us who use desktops don't go outside or socialize, so we're safe. Those of you attached to your phones wander all over, never knowing where you are, and will be dead from the 'vid for a week before you realize it. Cartoon Man posted:Farting and too soon satisfied won book of the year in Canada for 1976. Canada's not real, so it doesn't really matter.
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Milo and POTUS posted:How big is a bear dick anyway 3.5" to 4" going by the length of the baculum. Good polar bears it's not like 7". Ancient bears could get up to 9".
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