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Barco Fiesta posted:vote drink drink 2020 |
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Mar 10, 2020 23:09
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Slush Garbo posted:any adult beverage The ultimate thirst trap |
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an extremely dense person at a lovecraftian elder god awakening who's just like "i don't get it" as everyone else is screaming and tearing out their own eyes
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Yinlock posted:an extremely dense person at a lovecraftian elder god awakening who's just like "i don't get it" as everyone else is screaming and tearing out their own eyes lol So what is this some kinda... modern dance thing? |
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Yinlock posted:an extremely dense person at a lovecraftian elder god awakening who's just like "i don't get it" as everyone else is screaming and tearing out their own eyes Hahahah check this out man, I'll get us a fresh pizza *speaking out forbidden words in an ancient tongue while the eyeballs turn black and demonic runes spawn beneath the feet, tentacles appear everywhere and murder everyone else in the room* Ah gently caress today must be seafood day
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Slush Garbo posted:any adult beverage The former treasurer of Alabama's name is Young Boozer and those were some good campaign signs
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:had to read this one a few times but it finally clicked. Thanks. My wife's underwire fell out and I was looking at it on the dresser and it finally clicked. |
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Mar 11, 2020 03:33
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Who What Now posted:Thanks. My wife's underwire fell out and I was looking at it on the dresser and it finally clicked. I got caught up in the underwire for far too long. |
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alnilam posted:lol is this one o them magic eye puzzles
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"oh, you like gatekeeping? name three things you've driven new people away from  "
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biosterous posted:"oh, you like gatekeeping? name three things you've driven new people away from |
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Mar 11, 2020 18:50
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biosterous posted:"oh, you like gatekeeping? name three things you've driven new people away from yeah i remember back when i used to gatekeep, forever ago...
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Heather Papps posted:yeah i remember back when i used to gatekeep, forever ago... eventually you grow up and move on to moat defense. but you do you pal!
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Mar 11, 2020 20:30
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First rule of gatekeepers club: gently caress off |
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hail adventurer, welcome to the kingdom of gwynneth, is what i would say if i wasn't the best loving gatekeeper on the entire continent. gently caress off
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oh you have a note from the princess? buddy i didn't get to be the greatest gatekeeper who ever lived by knowing how to read, or indeed do anything besides make sure your rear end never gets past this gate
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Mar 12, 2020 01:34
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"Let me see your identification" "you don't need to see his identification" "yeah, actually, I'm going to need to see his identification" *rests hand on blaster* |
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Customer: Can I have that "World's Greatest Gatekeeper" mug? Me: I don't know. Can you? |
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Pirate-themed porn titles written in the verbose asian porn title style Yarr! I yank his crank or I walk the plank???
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the next seasons' villain appears and decides to casually beat the protagonist to show how cool and strong they are, except they immediately get owned instead
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Went back in time to give Cathrine the Great a piece of my mind. When I got back I learned she took my advice literally.
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Finger Prince posted:Superkalafragilistic-ketoacidosis |
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Mar 13, 2020 13:57
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the canterbury tales where everybody is waiting out COVID-19 on a discord server
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butte the computerre janitore spake, sayeing “whomst amongge us hath eatte asse?”
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the sports fans of the national board game championships who will win the prestigious mouse trap invitational, a nation watches in awe
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I'm the obnoxious drunk guy in a cheese-wedge hat bellowing "you call THAT trappin'!?!" at the top of my lungs while I swig from my 9.99 tallboy of room temperature bud lite
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magic cactus posted:I'm the obnoxious drunk guy in a cheese-wedge hat bellowing "you call THAT trappin'!?!" at the top of my lungs while I swig from my 9.99 tallboy of room temperature bud lite I'm the guy on the other side of the room digging his best friend in the ribs with his elbow yelling out "HEY! GET A LOAD OF THAT GUY! WE SHOULD PARTY WITH THAT GUY!" just as the house sound system goes out and the place becomes dead quiet, except for that outburst. Me pointing first at the joint in my other hand, then at you, then the door lets you know I was serious about partying with you. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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magic cactus posted:I'm the obnoxious drunk guy in a cheese-wedge hat bellowing "you call THAT trappin'!?!" at the top of my lungs while I swig from my 9.99 tallboy of room temperature bud lite
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:the canterbury tales where everybody is waiting out COVID-19 on a discord server Masque of the Red Death but the prince's ball is held on his Minecraft server.
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I've had half a dozen Arnold Palmers and I'm still not drunk!
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*looking through list of fictional apocalyptic currencies* money check. bottle caps check. water check. gasoline check. *looks over at toilet paper pile* I think we might have hosed up somewhere???
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Yinlock posted:the sports fans of the national board game championships there are two groups that i believe exist, but would rather not meet: 1) extraterrestrials 2) people who know the rules to mousetrap and didn't just gently caress around with the contraption the entire time. ---------------- |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:there are two groups that i believe exist, but would rather not meet: there were rules ?? |
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Gene Hackman Fan posted:there are two groups that i believe exist, but would rather not meet: i spent way longer than i should have trying to think of an appropriately stupid board game my first instinct was connect 4 but i would probably watch the connect 4 championship
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A bizarre hellscape version of post-quarantine Price is Right where the audience is gone and each contestant stands 35 feet apart and they are guessing the current price of things like tp and hand sanitizer |
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deep dish peat moss posted:A bizarre hellscape version of post-quarantine Price is Right where the audience is gone and each contestant stands 35 feet apart and they are guessing the current price of things like tp and hand sanitizer Grand prize is a lifetime supply of rice and a pallet of TP |
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