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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pick posted:

gently caress off burt that was like a $60 tip

Wtf is this about? You’re an rear end in a top hat it appears I wasn’t saying anything about your mommy


E perfect:synpa:

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Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf is this about? You’re an rear end in a top hat it appears I wasn’t saying anything about your mommy


E perfect:synpa:

Did you go on vacation yet

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Burt Sexual posted:

I’ve never left a bar restaurant without leaving at least $10. Come the gently caress on people


Anyways my kids school just shut for 8 weeks. Jfc

Are you still going to Vegas or have you reevaluated?

Maybe find a nice cabin/airbnb on a secluded lake?

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Google Butt posted:

Did you go on vacation yet

No all canx

Burt will live another day

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

How about we stop attacking each other during these difficult times, you stupid ignorant fucks.

:redass: :redass: :redass: :redass:

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

Burt Sexual posted:

Wtf is this about? You’re an rear end in a top hat it appears I wasn’t saying anything about your mommy


E perfect:synpa:

then what the hell were you even replying to

Illuminti
Dec 3, 2005

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy

dudeness posted:

Is it possible that we are living in the timeline where Rainbow failed to prevent the ecoterrorists from deploying their virus?????

Those are my exact thoughts. But would've made more sense to wait for the Tokyo olympics before releasing it.

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Pick posted:

then what the hell were you even replying to

Booze lol

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Boo's are all I have.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pick posted:

then what the hell were you even replying to

The general case of people not tipping well. Are y’all slow on this ?

Spinz posted:

Booze lol

You’re on the “list”

Scaramouche
Mar 26, 2001

SPACE FACE! SPACE FACE!

Rat posted:

They announced province wide school shutdowns at 5pm on Sunday. Daycares are also shut down. All my friends with kids are scrambling, most don't have a work from home option and don't want to park their disease vectors with grandparents

My sister's double hosed because the teachers still have to come in AND they can't use daycare now.

Rat
Dec 12, 2006

meow

Scaramouche posted:

My sister's double hosed because the teachers still have to come in AND they can't use daycare now.

What the gently caress are the teachers coming in to do?

My mom's a substitute teacher, she's now straight out of income. Her father just died of pneumonia a week ago. It's bad times for the family.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Rat posted:

What the gently caress are the teachers coming in to do?

They're going to sit at their desks and update their Google classrooms (that one in 10 students will actually bother to check). I'm guessing I'm going to be going to school to finish report cards for this week, then they will probably tell everyone to work from home when they figure out how much it costs to keep a school lit and fully heated when there are no students present.

Nice Guy Patron
Jun 29, 2015
Oregon Governer Kate brown announcing tomorrow whether bars and restaurants will be shut down or shift to delivery/takeout.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Governor Evers has to consider shutting down bars in Wisconsin. That will not go over well here.

I was at Gander Outdoors today and happened to see this.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
On the plus side, if my restaurant shut down for a month, I'll be able to play the FF7 Remake nonstop

On the other hand, I might have to sell my PS4 for food money

:smith:

ghouldaddy07
Jun 23, 2008
Won't food delivery guys just end up spreading the virus everywhere?

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





ghouldaddy07 posted:

Won't food delivery guys just end up spreading the virus everywhere?

I got an email from Dominos early today saying they will do "No contact" deliveries. It was wild to see.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

ghouldaddy07 posted:

Won't food delivery guys just end up spreading the virus everywhere?

Spoiler alter!!!

they will

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

IncredibleIgloo posted:

I got an email from Dominos early today saying they will do "No contact" deliveries. It was wild to see.

The virus stays live on cardboard for a long rear end time.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

ghouldaddy07 posted:

Won't food delivery guys just end up spreading the virus everywhere?

I know of at least one [National Grocery Delivery App] "employee" who was in two at risk groups and today went to the hospital.

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

ghouldaddy07 posted:

Won't food delivery guys just end up spreading the virus everywhere?

Seems that virus transmission from surfaces is much less likely than human to human via droplets from sneeze/coughs. There is a risk that the delivery person coughs on your poo poo right before they drop it off, though.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

ghouldaddy07 posted:

Won't food delivery guys just end up spreading the virus everywhere?

It doesn't sound like this was a huge deal with food deliveries in China but idk

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Also I'm a loving goon don't listen to me

IncredibleIgloo
Feb 17, 2011





Link here to image, as I should not tease:



Ninja Edit:

don't take me relaying this as a sign I affirm of it.

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Spinz posted:

Hi
Ive Googled and I can't find any info anywhere regarding that last phrase, my mom is 70 and in San Diego, is it accurate?

yep here it is from the gov himself: https://twitter.com/GavinNewsom/status/1239309418497363968

nelson
Apr 12, 2009
College Slice

Google Butt posted:

Seems that virus transmission from surfaces is much less likely than human to human via droplets from sneeze/coughs. There is a risk that the delivery person coughs on your poo poo right before they drop it off, though.

Is the person making it wear a mask?

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Look to your left.
Now look to your right.


If you are goon, you should see nobody

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


God I'm anxious for Delaware to start closing poo poo down ASAP.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


IncredibleIgloo posted:

Link here to image, as I should not tease:



Ninja Edit:

don't take me relaying this as a sign I affirm of it.

Man, the edits on this graphic are gonna be awesome.. I hope

It almost looks like Loss anyway

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

I take my phone right down to 4% to mentally prepare for apocalypse

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

nelson posted:

Is the person making it wear a mask?

Prob not that's why I plan on cooking my food for a while

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
So a few days ago I had the headaches, the aches, the exhaustion. Those have been gone for something like 6 hours now, but now I have the fever? This is stupid and I hate it, but the headache being gone is fantastic. Not sure at what point I should go back to work what with the whole no PTO thing.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

Rat posted:

What the gently caress are the teachers coming in to do?

My mom's a substitute teacher, she's now straight out of income. Her father just died of pneumonia a week ago. It's bad times for the family.
Are you sure her dad didn’t have covid. Pneumonia is like symptom #1 of the virus

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

sweet thursday posted:

Boo's are all I have.

Not true, it’s just that oo’s sound louder than “goooood job!” :smug:

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Guildenstern Mother posted:

So a few days ago I had the headaches, the aches, the exhaustion. Those have been gone for something like 6 hours now, but now I have the fever? This is stupid and I hate it, but the headache being gone is fantastic. Not sure at what point I should go back to work what with the whole no PTO thing.

Go to work and let the world burn.


I like your avatar, especially the bird.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?

Beachcomber posted:

Go to work and let the world burn.


I like your avatar, especially the bird.

He's a good bird


I figured out the fever thing! The headache went away and I'm no longer popping ibuprofen like skittles

Untrustable
Mar 17, 2009





Hahahaha I came in to work today (casino) and was informed that we now wear gloves. That's it. All employees have to wear nitrile gloves. I'm gonna die.

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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
Is it a good sign if assholes passing by in cars scream at me to go inside while I'm getting some air on my stoop at 2 am? I feel like it's a slight over abundance of caution but ultimately a positive thing.

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