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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

beanieson posted:

It’s a brilliant notion and he doesn’t have to explain poo poo

But it turns out MichiganCubbie is ok with explaining it, which I appreciate.

I didn't really watch Seinfeld, but not because of any failing of the show, but because I was never into embarrassment humour.

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Memento posted:

But it turns out MichiganCubbie is ok with explaining it, which I appreciate.

I didn't really watch Seinfeld, but not because of any failing of the show, but because I was never into embarrassment humour.

Hell, same. I have an undying visceral hatred of that overblown fremdschamen type humor and I'm not even sure why. I blame Ben Stiller but Seinfeld and Friends had a hand in it

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
It’s good though 🤷🏻‍♂️

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

MichiganCubbie posted:

There's a Seinfeld episode where George finds out that he's exactly Marissa Tomei's type, and he wants to explore dating her, but he's engaged.

Not exactly her type. He’s thinking “fat bald middle-aged” she’s thinking Bruce Willis.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Promoted Pawn posted:

The biggest retcon in the entire MCU imo is when Ultron revealed that Loki’s Scepter always contained the Mind Stone within it, which actually makes even more sense from a “how this world works” perspective but it makes 2012 Thanos look reeeeaaal dumb.

Before they decided to do the Infinity War storyline, I was under the impression the Tesserect was originally going to be the Cosmic Cube, not one of the Infinity Stones/container for said stone.

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016


Not a Dickman, just a shape

DrBouvenstein posted:

Before they decided to do the Infinity War storyline, I was under the impression the Tesserect was originally going to be the Cosmic Cube, not one of the Infinity Stones/container for said stone.

It could have been ,It's not exactly specific what it is other than power cube

The formulaic nature of marvel films wouldn't surprise me if they have internal terms for things such as "interest point" or "tension string" for things like that so they don't get specific and can rename things

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.
Nap Ghost

There's always a bypass key, a virus key, a who-cares key I can never remember so I just call it a goober.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Jestery posted:

It could have been ,It's not exactly specific what it is other than power cube

The formulaic nature of marvel films wouldn't surprise me if they have internal terms for things such as "interest point" or "tension string" for things like that so they don't get specific and can rename things

I don’t think it really did anything space-stony in that one but to be honest it usually just was harnessed to power stuff so it at least stayed consistent.

Promoted Pawn
Jun 8, 2005

oops


Ugly In The Morning posted:

I don’t think it really did anything space-stony in that one but to be honest it usually just was harnessed to power stuff so it at least stayed consistent.

In The First Avenger it sends Red Skull to outer space, and in Avengers it retrieves Loki from across the galaxy and then opens a stable wormhole in the climax.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

Promoted Pawn posted:

In The First Avenger it sends Red Skull to outer space, and in Avengers it retrieves Loki from across the galaxy and then opens a stable wormhole in the climax.

Ohhh yeah, I didn’t think about it sending him to space because of the gap between that movie coming out and Infinity War. Though that wasn’t just spatial, there was some cosmic judgement going on there.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Thanos giving his agents an Infinity Stone to use doesn't seem too far fetched given he's pretty confident in his ability to retrieve them when necessary. (and demonstrates it, pretty casually busting into the Asgard vault among other things) It's finding them that's the hard part.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Same, that was a giant relief. It’s one of those things where you can just assume everyone knows Spider-Man’s deal.

I have no idea when the Batman movies will learn that lesson, I am so sick of seeing the Waynes get shot in an alley.

The '89 Batman movie handled it pretty well, they confine that scene to a flashback halfway though the movie that was less than two minutes long, and even then it was relevant to the current plot.

The '66 Batman TV show handled it even better, he mentions once in the first episode that his parents were murdered by criminals and then it never comes up again. And he only mentions it because he's using his wealth to fund anti-crime centres around Gotham to prevent the same thing happening to others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFEZDQI4G1Y&t=179s

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





I watched Contagion over the weekend and my favourite subtle moment is that Gwyneth Paltrow's character goes out exactly the way she would in real life.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I hope Galactus is the next big villain and they deal with him exactly how they did in the comics. By threatening him with a gun they stole from his house because a giant space bald guy told them where it was.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

The '89 Batman movie handled it pretty well, they confine that scene to a flashback halfway though the movie that was less than two minutes long, and even then it was relevant to the current plot.

The '66 Batman TV show handled it even better, he mentions once in the first episode that his parents were murdered by criminals and then it never comes up again. And he only mentions it because he's using his wealth to fund anti-crime centres around Gotham to prevent the same thing happening to others.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFEZDQI4G1Y&t=179s

Batman Begins did it well, and it was relevant given it was the first time a movie had shown Bruce becoming Batman. It would be nice if Hollywood could accept that we all know that story now and don't need it rehashed ad infinitum.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Sunswipe posted:

It would be nice if Hollywood could accept that we all know that story now and don't need it rehashed ad infinitum.

You just know it's because there's some idiot producer behind the scenes going "But why is he dressed like a bat? Why doesn't he just call the police? Audiences are going to be confused!!"

There's stories about the producers on some of the failed Superman movie productions going "Does he need to wear a cape? Does he have to fly?" and having to be talked back from those changes.

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Push El Burrito posted:

I hope Galactus is the next big villain and they deal with him exactly how they did in the comics. By threatening him with a gun they stole from his house because a giant space bald guy told them where it was.

I liked evil Cloud Galactus in FF2

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I watched Contagion over the weekend and my favourite subtle moment is that Gwyneth Paltrow's character goes out exactly the way she would in real life.

Someone beats her to death with a candle that smells like her own hoo-haa?

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Pong Wick

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



:five:

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

There's stories about the producers on some of the failed Superman movie productions going "Does he need to wear a cape? Does he have to fly?" and having to be talked back from those changes.

Correction: there is one (main) story:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wo2KB1dEDdk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=53hMYw8LX60

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
"Can we have a gay R2-D2?" is still one of my favorite Hollywood stories.

MichiganCubbie
Dec 11, 2008

I love that I have an erection...

...that doesn't involve homeless people.

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

I liked evil Cloud Galactus in FF2

It worked well for the movie and the era, but I think we've gotten to the point where the general public can accept a giant space man who wants to eat the planet.

This begs the question: could Galactus eat Ego?

Thwomp
Apr 10, 2003

BA-DUHHH

Grimey Drawer

MichiganCubbie posted:

It worked well for the movie and the era, but I think we've gotten to the point where the general public can accept a giant space man who wants to eat the planet.

This begs the question: could Galactus eat Ego?

I would argue cloud Galactus really didn’t work, even for its time (though Silver Surfer absolutely did).

Now that the public has seen enough all powerful villains in the cosmic settings, just go full “man just wants to eat planets” angle.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Cloud Galactus was hated from day one, I'm pretty sure. Nobody likes a big vague threat that isn't actually anything. Marvel realised that you just go full hog with weird space men and the audience is fine with it, the problem is producers that are total idiots and think anything they didn't grow up with must be too weird and strange even if it's a multimillion dollar franchise.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Dormammu was kind of a gaseous being in Doctor Strange and nobody batted an eye.

Ego the Living Planet was played by Kurt Russell.

Galactus can be a giant dude with a weird hat that literally eats worlds. He can even have little a planet, as a treat.

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Android Apocalypse posted:

Dormammu was kind of a gaseous being in Doctor Strange and nobody batted an eye.

Dormammu had a face and a voice and even something of a personality, none of which Cloud Galactus had

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





It makes more sense to me to have a world eater be an unliving force, but giant space chowdown with a dorky hat would be amusing if nothing else

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Yea after everything that's happened in the MCU up to this point, there's zero reason to focus group Galactus to death or do half-measures. Give people Galactus for real or just don't do it at all.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Funny thing is the comics occasionally imply Galactus as a colossal dude with a big hat isn't necessarily his 'true' form, but it's what humanity can perceive, and he appears differently to nonhumanoid aliens. Someone who's more of a cosmic constant than a lifeform can be like that.

That both Marvel and DC had Jack Kirby come up with their cosmic backstories is some magical stuff.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

Basebf555 posted:

there's zero reason to focus group Galactus
not that it'll stop anyone

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Funny thing is the comics occasionally imply Galactus as a colossal dude with a big hat isn't necessarily his 'true' form, but it's what humanity can perceive, and he appears differently to nonhumanoid aliens. Someone who's more of a cosmic constant than a lifeform can be like that.

That both Marvel and DC had Jack Kirby come up with their cosmic backstories is some magical stuff.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
There was talk of a Squirrel Girl tv show. Is that still a go?

Squirrel Girl is great.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
Bold choice to make Galactus Pete Buttigieg.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug

My Lovely Horse posted:

not that it'll stop anyone

Marvel released a god drat Guardians of the Galaxy movie when even comic book fans had mostly forgotten they existed, I think they’ll have the confidence to avoid messing with Galactus too much.

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Funny thing is the comics occasionally imply Galactus as a colossal dude with a big hat isn't necessarily his 'true' form, but it's what humanity can perceive, and he appears differently to nonhumanoid aliens. Someone who's more of a cosmic constant than a lifeform can be like that.

That both Marvel and DC had Jack Kirby come up with their cosmic backstories is some magical stuff.

Not even imply, there’s a really cool page out there that shows him as different species see him, I’ll have to try to dig it up.

E:

Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
Not gonna lie, regular human Galactus looks pretty dorky. Has he got a big rear end fivehead under that helmet?

Also it's one thing drawing static images on a page, but depicting him well in film is a different matter. What's the dude gonna be standing on?

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

Android Apocalypse posted:

There was talk of a Squirrel Girl tv show. Is that still a go?

Squirrel Girl is great.

The New Warriors TV show was cancelled.

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Android Apocalypse posted:

There was talk of a Squirrel Girl tv show. Is that still a go?

Squirrel Girl is great.

I don't know, there's only one person who could possibly do the character justice and Kristen Schaal is getting a little too old to play a teenager

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
The best thing about Galactus is the little visor on his helmet to keep the sun out of his eyes while he eats a planet.

The second best thing about Galactus is on his first appearance he had a giant G on his costume.

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Roblo
Dec 10, 2007

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!
gently caress me his forehead is getting even bigger.

He's just gonna be a giant floaty head with some tiny dangling legs by the time he gets to film.

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