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orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



froody guy posted:

Fella hit the deck so hard that he hit the news too. Turns out he wasn't even afk piloting, he's been playing EVE for 16 years, he carried all his life worth of achievements in one lazy monday night run, he couldn't even fit his Orca in a non-outrageous way, the estimated amount of 500B is way underestimated since at least 2 of the BPO he lost are actually invaluable, he wanted to quit anyway and he's now in trauma.

In other news, I've been lactose intolerant for a couple of years, then I won it. Cheers. :tipshat:


Jesus that lossmail hurts me through the internet, how could one person be such a concentrated nexus of dumb

https://zkillboard.com/kill/82266299/

Oof

orange juche fucked around with this message at 12:57 on Mar 15, 2020

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froody guy
Jun 25, 2013

Forgot to mention those BPOs where all fully researched, where fully probably doesn't mean 10/20 since many where caps but anyway the cost he funneled into research surpasses the cost of the BPO by at least one order of magnitude. I long for the day some truer EVE nerd finds out how much that killmail is really worth.

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy
It's okay guys, he didnt want those blueprints anyway.

Black Pants
Jan 16, 2008

Such comfortable, magical pants!
Lipstick Apathy
It's okay he obtained/researched those blueprints himself so they cost nothing.

MrOzzy
Nov 17, 2017
When someone fucks up really bad, goons aren't far behind: https://zkillboard.com/character/96245598/

:bravo:

Oops wrong link, correct one: https://zkillboard.com/kill/82266299/

MrOzzy fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Mar 16, 2020

Snail Information
May 29, 2010

Snailmancy
Whats notable about this guy?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

orange juche posted:

Jesus that lossmail hurts me through the internet, how could one person be such a concentrated nexus of dumb

https://zkillboard.com/kill/82266299/

Oof



This guy I have more sympathy for. At least he is flying a T3 Cruiser with a Cloak and an Interdiction Nullifier.

Ikonoklast
Nov 16, 2007

A beacon for the liars and blind.

MrOzzy posted:

When someone fucks up really bad, goons aren't far behind: https://zkillboard.com/character/96245598/

:bravo:

Wonder if he dropped that titan blueprint. How did he manage this flying a cloaky ship? Did he not Dscan and ran into a bubble camp in decloaking range?

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Ikonoklast posted:

Wonder if he dropped that titan blueprint. How did he manage this flying a cloaky ship? Did he not Dscan and ran into a bubble camp in decloaking range?

He has in interdiction nullifier, so a bubble would not have even caught him. He must have been flying AFK with autopilot. I don't know how they could have got him if he was paying attention.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



align time on a t3 isnt usually good enough to avoid instapoint gatecamps

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Rutibex posted:

He has in interdiction nullifier, so a bubble would not have even caught him. He must have been flying AFK with autopilot. I don't know how they could have got him if he was paying attention.

Align time on a nullified t3 is something like 3 seconds or near enough, it was super loving easy to catch that dude if they had something with a long enough range on its point.

Their command destroyer had interdiction maneuvers burst on a T2 burst module, so I don't think their two stilletos had any problems pointing the idiot.

orange juche fucked around with this message at 15:24 on Mar 16, 2020

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

orange juche posted:

Align time on a nullified t3 is something like 3 seconds or near enough, it was super loving easy to catch that dude if they had something with a long enough range on its point.

Their command destroyer had interdiction maneuvers burst on a T2 burst module, so I don't think their two stilletos had any problems pointing the idiot.

FAT32 SHAMER posted:

align time on a t3 isnt usually good enough to avoid instapoint gatecamps

:eyepop:
I guess I have just been lucky.

Severing
Aug 26, 2017

I feel like a scout might have helped him avoid this in the first place.

Ikonoklast
Nov 16, 2007

A beacon for the liars and blind.

Severing posted:

I feel like a scout might have helped him avoid this in the first place.

He had probes, not to mention basic d-scan.

MrOzzy
Nov 17, 2017

Ikonoklast posted:

He had probes, not to mention basic d-scan.

Quite a few people don't know how to dscan after years of playing Eve. Industry types usally top that list.

MrOzzy
Nov 17, 2017

MrOzzy posted:

When someone fucks up really bad, goons aren't far behind: https://zkillboard.com/character/96245598/

:bravo:

Saw I posted the link to the char not to the KM: https://zkillboard.com/kill/82266299/

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

MrOzzy posted:

Quite a few people don't know how to dscan after years of playing Eve. Industry types usally top that list.

I know OF dscanning. Fortunately I also know of paying someone else to move my poo poo.

zwdzk
Dec 12, 2012

smug
Is this game worth starting in 2020 or is the magic gone?

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011
I can recommend. Magic is in you doing and seeing things the first time, so the age of the game doesn't really matter there. You can download and play for free even, albeit with a very limited ship selection.

PathAsc
Nov 15, 2011

Hail SS-18 Satan may he cleanse us with nuclear fire

PISS TAPE IS REAL

Just play, I came back and am looking forward to playing all day tomorrow

SHISHKABOB
Nov 30, 2012

Fun Shoe
If you play with goons you'll go to their big base and see a titan hanging out in front of it. Or two.

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

zwdzk posted:

Is this game worth starting in 2020 or is the magic gone?

No better time to play MMOs than the present. There is actually a lot of attention paid to the new player experience now.

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011
Well, you should join goonwaffe day 1 and let our awful Corp be your new player experience

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

SHISHKABOB posted:

If you play with goons you'll go to their big base and see a titan hanging out in front of it. Or two.

So people finally stopped clogging the sky with their big toys?

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE
Hey guys, diplomat from Pandemic Legion here, we're looking to hire some additional Mercenaries for our Alliance Coalition, which pulls 700 mil a month from contracts all over New Eden. Let me know if you guys are interested, as we could use highly skilled Capsuleers such as yourselfs. o7!

Dr. Pangloss
Apr 5, 2014
Ask me about metaphysico-theologo-cosmolo-nigology. I'm here to help!

zwdzk posted:

Is this game worth starting in 2020 or is the magic gone?

Yes, play. And definitely this:

demonicon posted:

Well, you should join goonwaffe day 1 and let our awful Corp be your new player experience

There was an amazing :shobon: new goon in fleet last night freaking out in his tackle frigate. People love it when new players show up and die gloriously.

Carti
Nov 15, 2005

Blackholes! Bleep! Blorp!
I decided to come back. I've shot an email over.

I've lost all knowledge of the game so this will be interesting.

zwdzk
Dec 12, 2012

smug
I like space mining because I can watch old sitcom episodes with nominal input and awareness of the game. Sent in an app so I can watch old sitcoms simultaneously with other space nerds.

froody guy
Jun 25, 2013

zwdzk posted:

I like space mining because I can watch old sitcom episodes with nominal input and awareness of the game. Sent in an app so I can watch old sitcoms :fap: simultaneously with other space nerds.
:omarcomin:

zwdzk
Dec 12, 2012

smug
Jacking my hog to Seinfeld

Rudeboy Detective
Apr 28, 2011


What's the deal with spaceline food?

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

zwdzk posted:

Jacking my hog to Seinfeld

"... Newman."

:fap:

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Rudeboy Detective posted:

What's the deal with spaceline food?

I've always been partial to Jamaican jerked beef turnovers.

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

zwdzk posted:

I like space mining because I can watch old sitcom episodes with nominal input and awareness of the game. Sent in an app so I can watch old sitcoms simultaneously with other space nerds.

wow sounds like a great game, so glad local is in the game

demonicon
Mar 29, 2011

Dr. Pangloss posted:

Yes, play. And definitely this:


There was an amazing :shobon: new goon in fleet last night freaking out in his tackle frigate. People love it when new players show up and die gloriously.

BTW, I still don't know who koahi is :colbert:

Good Dumplings
Mar 30, 2011

Excuse my worthless shitposting because all I can ever hope to accomplish in life is to rot away the braincells of strangers on the internet with my irredeemable brainworms.

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

wow sounds like a great game, so glad local is in the game

just neut local, stupid. or warp off from local

goddamnit you still got me laughing from that

Landsknecht
Oct 27, 2009
I hope this person is trolling, nobody can be so unfunny and dumb

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

Hey guys, diplomat from Pandemic Legion here, we're looking to hire some additional Mercenaries for our Alliance Coalition, which pulls 700 mil a month from contracts all over New Eden. Let me know if you guys are interested, as we could use highly skilled Capsuleers such as yourselfs. o7!

whatever happened to pee ell

1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Landsknecht posted:

whatever happened to pee ell

i left

zwdzk
Dec 12, 2012

smug

1001 Arabian dicks posted:

wow sounds like a great game, so glad local is in the game
Love to have fun playing great games

e: I'm assuming you can't mine anywhere near as easily in low/nullsec. I could also be very wrong.

zwdzk fucked around with this message at 21:46 on Mar 23, 2020

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1001 Arabian dicks
Sep 16, 2013

EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

Good Dumplings posted:

just neut local, stupid. or warp off from local

goddamnit you still got me laughing from that

bro just outplay local, u just want the game to be easier lolz

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HA2J71KQV24&t=464s

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