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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bill O Brien is an agent of chaos.

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really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014

Jota posted:

I had to keep checking to make sure those tweets weren't fake.

I legit kept thinking those were all fake accounts. No way any team would do this... but no...

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X
oh BoB :allears:

What did DeAndre do to deserve being banished to Arizona though?

Ragnarok the Red
Jun 21, 2002

The Astros cheating has cursed all of Houston pro sports.

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga

really queer Christmas posted:

I legit kept thinking those were all fake accounts. No way any team would do this... but no...

https://twitter.com/spotrac/status/1239604132408963072?s=20

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
BoB is so dumb

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fate Accomplice
Nov 30, 2006




can anyone think of a more lopsided trade? I cannot.

opposable thumbs.db
Jan 7, 2008
It's hard to say that it's wrong that my life revolves around my dog when she is cuter and more interesting than me
Pillbug
Texans get 3m dead cap, Cardinals get 6m dead cap

DJ's contract will have cap numbers of about 11m this year (almost all guaranteed), 9m next year (none guaranteed)

Hopkins will have cap numbers of 12.5m this year, 13.5m next year, 13.9m the year after, none of which is guaranteed

(These are my calculations and might be wrong)

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

ketchup vs catsup posted:

can anyone think of a more lopsided trade? I cannot.

Trent Richardson for a 1st immediately springs to mind

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

ESPN Lady: "Do you think David Johnson can make up for what this offense will lose by trading DeAndre Hopkins?"

Dan Orlovsky: *makes ugly face* "NO!"

Adun
Apr 15, 2001

Publicola
Fun Shoe
Why?????

fast cars loose anus
Mar 2, 2007

Pillbug
Go to hell Bill. I’m done with the Texans.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

And literally just a few hours ago we were thinking a 5th rounder for Calais Campbell could be the biggest steal of the year lmao

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

goddamn this offseason has been extremely good

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

ketchup vs catsup posted:

I am super glad there's football stuff to talk about for a bit. these last couple weeks have been rough

:same:

Ginger Beer Belly
Aug 18, 2010



Grimey Drawer
Dear Bill O'Brian,

It's not too late to contact John Elway to trade J.J. Watt for Chris Harris Jr.

Lovingly yours,
GBB

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

I'm now mad at Eric DeCosta for not getting Hopkins for a song

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

feel like the cards instantly have the best wr corps in the league

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
:lol: BoB is the gift that keeps on giving

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!
Gat drat, I want to bitch about Cousins but I can at least see the argument for him, BoB’s shenanigans are, uh, confusing

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




I take a nap and BOB happens

Lol

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
How is he so bad at this

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Amy Pole Her posted:

How is he so bad at this

It has to be intentional.

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1239618575301849088?s=19
pretty shrewd move by baltimore to get as much as they could out of a wasted first round pick

hayden hurst holds similar trade value to deandre hopkins

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Sounds like Hopkins wanted to get a new contract and BoB just decided to say “gently caress you” and sent him away to a team that would provide said contract as opposed to you know... paying his best players.

No one will want to play for Houston at this rate.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
When does BoB trade Watson?

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
I feel bad for Texans fans cause there's no one but the owner to fire him, who he seems to know where the dead hookers are buried and he'll never get fired by him

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Tom Sellout posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1239618575301849088?s=19
pretty shrewd move by baltimore to get as much as they could out of a wasted first round pick

hayden hurst holds similar trade value to deandre hopkins

I'm a little surprised he was worth a second rounder but Hurst is quite good. Just never gonna be the TE1 in Baltimore after Andrews blew up.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

When does BoB trade Watson?
As soon as he signs Brady

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

seiferguy posted:

Sounds like Hopkins wanted to get a new contract and BoB just decided to say “gently caress you” and sent him away to a team that would provide said contract as opposed to you know... paying his best players.

No one will want to play for Houston at this rate.

they just said on the radio that he's fine with the money? current contract? something

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

lmao the cardinals players tweets are really close to being disrespectful

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

hifi posted:

lmao the cardinals players tweets are really close to being disrespectful

About Johnson?

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

https://twitter.com/ChaseEdmonds22/status/1239603729491468290

https://twitter.com/ChaseEdmonds22/status/1239603977311981570

https://twitter.com/ChaseEdmonds22/status/1239617982957051912

Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
https://twitter.com/stefondiggs/status/1239624004345958400?s=20

good troll if he wasn't traded

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

He’s been doing this poo poo on Twitter for literally a year.

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH
TEXANS TRADING GOOD PLAYERS SHOULD ONLY HAPPEN TO THE SEAHAWKS

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
lol

https://twitter.com/CardsSubreddit/status/1239608696373571584?s=20

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Looks like the Ravens read my posts!

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hifi
Jul 25, 2012

They didn't read the ones about trading crap for a larry fitzgerald type wr, which the cards managed to do

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