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Last Chance
Dec 31, 2004


jk :(

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Intel&Sebastian posted:

"The market will take care of itself, the market will be strong when we take care of the virus"




lol

cool so we just gotta make it through the next five months of the market falling 1,000 - 3,000 points a day... I’m not good at maths can someone help me out here?!?

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 41 minutes!
This couldn't have happened to a more deserving person. Too bad it took the deaths of millions and the greatest depression to do it.

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.
very quick period of time, like 5 months

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Joementum posted:

THE PRESIDENT: This is the buck stopped here. It could be the buck. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something — but it could be the buck, right?

Stealing jokes from John Oliver is a pretty low point for you

Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Intel&Sebastian posted:

God help us all at least 4 years and 10 months more of this poo poo lmfaoooo

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

this explains so much

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Is that Chuck Todd's brother?

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

TUERUM!

TEURMO!

TERYM!P

Ragequit
Jun 1, 2006


Lipstick Apathy
BORN TO LIE
WORLD IS A BUCK
Doesn’t Stop With Me
I am crash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD STOCKS

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

the best will be when all the grifters loving bail because they don’t have a plan , this loving election better change the tide

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib

Ragequit posted:

BORN TO LIE
WORLD IS A BUCK
Doesn’t Stop With Me
I am crash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD STOCKS

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Ragequit posted:

BORN TO LIE
WORLD IS A BUCK
Doesn’t Stop With Me
I am crash man
410,757,864,530 DEAD STOCKS

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
lmao i cant believe he said "maybe itll be gone by august if we're lucky" out loud

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Rubellavator posted:

Stealing jokes from John Oliver is a pretty low point for you

(The order is signed.)

COLONEL ALDRIN: Infinity and beyond. (Laughter.)

THE PRESIDENT: This is infinity here. It could be infinity. We don’t really don’t know. But it could be. It has to be something — but it could be infinity, right?

Okay. (Applause.)

END
3:10 P.M. EDT

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


latest report on the number says

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P0nyy6AcfY4

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

Crazyweasel posted:

the best will be when all the grifters loving bail because they don’t have a plan , this loving election better change the tide

together we can finally defeat cornpop

MysteriousStranger
Mar 3, 2016
My "vacation" is a euphemism for war tourism in Ukraine for some "bloody work" to escape my boring techie job and family.

Ask me about my warcrimes.

Crazyweasel posted:

the best will be when all the grifters loving bail because they don’t have a plan , this loving election better change the tide

narrator: the tide did not change

bring back old gbs
Feb 28, 2007

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out



ok, so global economic downturn will reduce particulates in the atmosphere, which will cause a temperature spike, and global warming is actually way worse than it seems because so much sun is blocked

summer gonna be lit

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Just tuned in, drumbo looks like a loving idiot. The biggest, dumbest fish out of water.

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
I can't wait until tonight when we learn that Trump thought his press conference would make number go up and is now apoplectic.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/BowlcutThanos/status/1239645733051084803

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer

VectorSigma posted:

ok, so global economic downturn will reduce particulates in the atmosphere, which will cause a temperature spike, and global warming is actually way worse than it seems because so much sun is blocked

summer gonna be lit

i installed solar panels last week on my roof

time to cash in

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




ex post facho posted:

how can you not rec The Inner Light :(

not a good intro to tng—doesnt let a new viewer know what to expect from the series in general

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

federalism isn’t the worst idea , no

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Wait did the president actually just do a bit from Jon Oliver's show last night unironically. I'm not watching whatever the gently caress just happened.

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013
Probation
Can't post for 41 minutes!
Omg and to think that DNC is going to put biden in charge of recovery

I'M loving CRACK PINGING OVER HERE JESUS loving CHRIST SOMEONE GET ME SOME TPA STAT

The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

I can't wait until tonight when we learn that Trump thought his press conference would make number go up and is now apoplectic.

is he going to address the nation tonight?

Utz
Aug 1, 2008

by vyelkin
back of prez head lookin grim, balding

D1E
Nov 25, 2001


The Alpha Centauri posted:

is he going to address the nation tonight?

After that, we can only hope.

Qurnah
May 9, 2008

every treumpo you take
and every trumoe you make
Grimey Drawer
very low energy terumP!

802.11weed
May 9, 2007

no

lol

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Asproigerosis posted:

Omg and to think that DNC is going to put biden in charge of recovery

I'M loving CRACK PINGING OVER HERE JESUS loving CHRIST SOMEONE GET ME SOME TPA STAT

give him a chance

i mean we had misgivings about trump and that worked out completely fine so

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Everything is so unbelievably hosed and it's going to get so much worse.

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Monkey Fracas posted:

oh no the president is a moron and doesn't know what the gently caress he's doing

who could have seen this coming

give him a chance

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
President Trump, it may be time to evacuate you to an orbital Space Force base

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Full accelerationism everybody. Hang on!

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





Rubellavator posted:

Stealing jokes from John Oliver is a pretty low point for you

it's not that

oh beaten by joem

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