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juche avocado posted:getting stonked stonk stoNk STONK!!
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FAUXTON posted:Idk how the unemployment system here works but I assume it's as brutal as any other chud state my work in a very blue state sent out a very gracious email saying you can get unemployment benefits while furloughed by Corona and it sounded pretty not good so I assume just about everyone else's is worse and if that's the case..... 
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Too late, already got my beans n rice.
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Mr Govenor please declare sheetz and wawa critial infrastructure or we'll all starve!!!!
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Plinkey posted:stonk stoNk STONK!! how's your illness going, plink
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How the gently caress am I supposed to survive when both my jobs are now gone.
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Siljmonster posted:How the gently caress am I supposed to survive when both my jobs are now gone. Mitt Romney is thinking about maybe trying to get you 1k in the senate someday lol
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Siljmonster posted:How the gently caress am I supposed to survive when both my jobs are now gone. Goonbank Mutual Aid Society: XXXXL Sweatpants for All
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Bulgakov posted:how's your illness going, plink I'm fine now, fever went down to close enough to normal on Friday.
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Watch the whole thing for some super smooth lead brains https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/1239660208768471041
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how many days will it be before the Jim Bakker people will eat through their $4000 worth of Resurrection Porridge
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it is really hard to switch from posting here and then posting in my slack when the world is gently caress
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Plinkey posted:Watch the whole thing for some super smooth lead brains Florida's gonna blue lmao
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I gotta say I didn't see the residents of Florida offing themselves before the rising sea could do it. good for them.
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magiccarpet posted:it is really hard to switch from posting here and then posting in my slack when the world is gently caress Yea it feels like...who the gently caress gives a poo poo about that pixel being the wrong color. The entire world is coming apart.
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Plinkey posted:Watch the whole thing for some super smooth lead brains I love dying and being dead.
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yorkinshire posted:I love dying and being dead. This but unironically.
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magiccarpet posted:it is really hard to switch from posting here and then posting in my slack when the world is gently caress you have to get a rhythm going with ALT-TAB
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he thinks he can defeat the coronavirus by winning enough 24 hour news cycles against it, it’s amazing
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UnknownTarget posted:Yea it feels like...who the gently caress gives a poo poo about that pixel being the wrong color. The entire world is coming apart. we’re racing to meet an August deadline at work right now and it’s kinda like is this even relevant any more? not like anyone will have money to buy our poo poo in a few weeks
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Squinky v2.0 posted:he thinks he can defeat the coronavirus by winning enough 24 hour news cycles against it, it’s amazing
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Squinky v2.0 posted:he thinks he can defeat the coronavirus by winning enough 24 hour news cycles against it, it’s amazing trump looks into the camera and says "coronavirus... you're fired"
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Mustached Demon posted:Florida's gonna blue lmao one way or the other
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i was going to stop posting but then a big bat disease happened and now im locked in my hearth.
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That DICK! posted:i was going to stop posting but then a big bat disease happened and now im locked in my hearth. Never stop posting
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Spoondick posted:trump looks into the camera and says "coronavirus... you're fired" Working hard. Thank you!
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WHO BROKE DISCORD
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Louisgod posted:how in the gently caress do you not know how to cook spaghetti, the instructions are like 2 steps only pussies read the manual!!
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OH MAN WHERE HAVE I HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE?
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Mustached Demon posted:Florida's gonna blue lmao This is the 2020 version of 2016/2018 Texas in that it's unlikely to say the least But the bright side about this time happening in the middle of a plague is, being an actual worst-case scenario, if that significant a change can't occur even here, it's literally never happening 2020 is going to put optimists to the test in many ways
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Plinkey posted:I'm fine now, fever went down to close enough to normal on Friday. nice
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Chris James 2 posted:This is the 2020 version of 2016/2018 Texas in that it's unlikely to say the least Florida going blue has recent precedent.
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Trump thread will seamlessly be subsumed by the Biden thread and we all *crack* *ping* some more
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i have a funny story about cooking spaghetti. my cousin is a former beat cop and one time he got called to a domestic incident on patrol and he gets there and its this big italiano guy and they're like, why did you hit or yell at your wife(i dont remember) and he says "she's cookin spaghetti, and this fuckin bitch..." and he mimed cracking the spaghetti in half. i don't know if he thought that was severely poor italiano cooking etiquette or if he thought it spoiled the dish somehow, ive never asked again because i go back and forth on which version is funnier
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That DICK! posted:i have a funny story about cooking spaghetti. my cousin is a former beat cop and one time he got called to a domestic incident on patrol and he gets there and its this big italiano guy and they're like, why did you hit or yell at your wife(i dont remember) and he says "she's cookin spaghetti, and this fuckin bitch..." and he mimed cracking the spaghetti in half. i don't know if he thought that was severely poor italiano cooking etiquette or if he thought it spoiled the dish somehow, ive never asked again because i go back and forth on which version is funnier oh look dude I'm not even Italian and that's seriously triggering e: in the old-school goon parlance, YOU DO NOT DO THAT
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Plinkey posted:Watch the whole thing for some super smooth lead brains lmfao these people are gonna die because they think CNN is too mean to Trump
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