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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ddale8/status/1239641829668261893

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




smarxist posted:

https://twitter.com/TheSocietyDude/status/1239672066456109058

lol i really hope total society collapse doesn't happen because none of the good guys are as prepared for it as the bad guys rofl

that will work really well until someone knows theres a fuckin madman w a gun going around and gets someone else to hide behind the door w a brick to brain the dude once he comes in

more armament doesnt mean more powerful

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Origami Dali posted:

kevin smith's big p0wn rear end clit n' brown tainthouse

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

Squizzle posted:

that will work really well until someone knows theres a fuckin madman w a gun going around and gets someone else to hide behind the door w a brick to brain the dude once he comes in

more armament doesnt mean more powerful

People like that get knocked off really quick because it turns out that publicly posting that you have an armory means people make you a target.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


hmmm seems like he hasn't actually taken it

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

My team is crashing hard on disrupting global crisis with next to zero customer acquisition cost. Nearly zero. Our roadmap for bootstrapping is getting some angels interested and I'll circle back when I ramp up the bandwidth baseline. Our culture is wholly committed to bringing new content in a customer centric way and with a through-the-roof CTR that will excite our new partners. I'm not going to say unicorn, those white socks wearing SEC limpdicks are looking at our returns already, but you know what I mean.

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Uncle Wemus posted:

is this the succzone or the trmpo thread

yes

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

isn't it just a cheek swab lol

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

smarxist posted:

isn't it just a cheek swab lol

:carol:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

They have to collect a small amount of your wetness and you'll never get it back.

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



smarxist posted:

isn't it just a cheek swab lol

they stick a dipstick through your sinus cavity into the back of your throat

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Nonsense posted:

Apparently AMLO in Mexico doesn't give a gently caress about COVID-19, hasn't done much or spoken about it lol

why doesn’t he care

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



smarxist posted:

isn't it just a cheek swab lol

no basically they take a super long q-tip and stick it so goddamned far up your nose it feels like it's scraping the inside of your skull (seriously)

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

tacodaemon posted:

no basically they take a super long q-tip and stick it so goddamned far up your nose it feels like it's scraping the inside of your skull (seriously)

neat

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

My work is closing down today for a week or two with the offer of pto and I'm all stocked on whiskey and frozen burritos come @ me plinky

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/JoeBerkowitz/status/1239698320660008960

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

is this stil the trump thread or has recent events been so shattering its split off into an alternate universe consisting only of tonks and honks

because

quote:

But after Mr. Trump delivered an error-ridden Oval Office address last week, the president followed it with an appearance Friday in the Rose Garden in which he said Google had developed a coronavirus testing website that did not exist. Mr. Kushner was deeply involved in both efforts, and had sold his father-in-law on the website as a smart concept.

lol

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/danfromtheweb/status/1239774502373879810

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




dont forget, all liquor stores in pa close at 9 tomorrow

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Squizzle posted:

that will work really well until someone knows theres a fuckin madman w a gun going around and gets someone else to hide behind the door w a brick to brain the dude once he comes in

more armament doesnt mean more powerful

yeh you just wait for mr gun to go outside to smell a lovely rose and then push him over, grab his keys, and fill up your inventory

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

tacodaemon posted:

no basically they take a super long q-tip and stick it so goddamned far up your nose it feels like it's scraping the inside of your skull (seriously)

according to goons who have done it its not as bad as that. its uncomfortable but not crazy

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/trekkerteach12/status/1239701668393938944

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




punchymcpunch posted:

yeh you just wait for mr gun to go outside to smell a lovely rose and then push him over, grab his keys, and fill up your inventory

brick and roses

A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Schmeichy posted:

Nationalize it

this company wasted 50b on stock buybacks over the last like 6 years lmao good job loving morons

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/747520345666629632

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



oxsnard
Oct 8, 2003
https://twitter.com/stopchrissy/status/1239751152884953089?s=19

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013


lol

robot roll call
Mar 7, 2006

dance dance dance dance dance to the radio


CODChimera posted:

hmmm seems like he hasn't actually taken it

he was talking about the test where he had to point to the lion and the horsey

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

im betting trumbo forced them to anesthetize him, cus hes a giant baby, so he doesnt know wtf they did

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Telsa Cola posted:

People like that get knocked off really quick because it turns out that publicly posting that you have an armory means people make you a target.

he's the guy sheriff's offices have in mind when they put out notices telling people not to plaster their cars with 3 percenter and molon labe stickers because it means free gun to thieves

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002
been a while since we're talked about sledgehammer

https://youtu.be/SyBRSlFgFLg

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

yeah i got an animal crossing. its calle dme hitting a dog with my car.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i think we can all appreciate the irony of having a sign on your car that says come and take it in reference to your firearms and then your gun gets stolen

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

The Muppets On PCP posted:

i think we can all appreciate the irony of having a sign on your car that says come and take it in reference to your firearms and then your gun gets stolen

what are you gonna do, stab me with toilet paper

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

BraveUlysses posted:

been a while since we're talked about sledgehammer

https://youtu.be/SyBRSlFgFLg

it's about Peter Gabriel's dick

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Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



covfefe

lol

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