NFL Offseason March: Cheesecake Factory of Sadness

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Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Barudak posted:

Please go to the Chargers so I dont have to root for him to beat the Falcons twice

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Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Isn�t the Bucs offense based around the deep passing game? That�s never been Brady�s strength and now at 43 that would be a disaster.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 14:54

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Isn�t the Bucs offense based around the deep passing game? That�s never been Brady�s strength and now at 43 that would be a disaster.

Arians isn't a moron he can run whatever offense Brady wants

# ? Mar 17, 2020 14:56

Diva Cupcake: Aug 15, 2005

e: gently caress beaten

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Isn�t the Bucs offense based around the deep passing game? That�s never been Brady�s strength and now at 43 that would be a disaster.

Arians isn't a one-trick pony. He's perfectly capable of running any type of offense to fit player skillset.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 14:56

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Isn�t the Bucs offense based around the deep passing game? That�s never been Brady�s strength and now at 43 that would be a disaster.

That and tons of option routes so being on the same page as your receiver is huge. That's part of the reason QBs have higher then normal INT rates the first year under Arians (Palmer, Jameis). Brady might be able to stop that trend but I'm not sure he has the arm strength to overcome it. Jameis made some absolutely insane throws in tight windows last season down field. Brady can't make those. But at the same time Brady won't make the terrible decisions Jameis did.

Edit: You're kind of wasting Mike Evans if you're not throwing deep to him though.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 14:59

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Yeah Mike Evans head is going to explode mid season if they sign Brady.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 15:07

Nodoze: Aug 17, 2006; If it's only for a night I can live without you

Brady will definitely chuck it up to Evans, but he also won't throw it to him in triple coverage either

# ? Mar 17, 2020 15:17

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

# ? Mar 17, 2020 15:42

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Spoeank posted:

So next season the Pats will have a record of -1 and 16.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 15:44

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Cam Newton requested permission to be traded, which the team is granting. Now it's definitely the end

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:08

Henrik Zetterberg: Dec 7, 2007

Browns with a 6% improvement. Gonna go 6.36 - 9.64 next season :hellyeah:

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:13

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

zimbomonkey posted:

Cam Newton requested permission to be traded, which the team is granting. Now it's definitely the end

quote:

NFL Network's Ian Rapoport reports the Panthers will allow Cam Newton to seek a trade.

"We have been working with Cam and his agent to find the best fit for him moving forward and he will always be a Carolina Panther in our hearts," Panthers GM Marty Hurney released in a statement on the team's site. There's reason to believe the organization already shopped Newton but failed to get any offers in return since the jury's out on whether or not he can pass a physical � something that becomes further complicated as team's facilities remain closed. If healthy, the 30-year-old will likely have his fair share of suitors on the final year of his contract.

I can't think of a quarterback treated worse by his team. From the way they utilized him, to the way they ignored the offensive line and let him take a beating, to how they kept Mike loving Shula around for years only to replace him with Norv Turner.

An embarrassing waste of a generational talent.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:34

Ty1990: Apr 22, 2011

I'm sure you guys have gotten a lot of this in the past few days but this thread moves pretty fast.

Obviously, I'm pretty much stuck at home for the foreseeable future because of what's going on in the US right now. Do you guys have any sites/blogs you would recommend for football talk? X's and O's or just general talk is what I'm looking for. For reference, I used to love SmartFootball before the site stopped updating.

Any recommendations are welcome at this point.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:35

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

FizFashizzle posted:

I can't think of a quarterback treated worse by his team. From the way they utilized him, to the way they ignored the offensive line and let him take a beating, to how they kept Mike loving Shula around for years only to replace him with Norv Turner.

An embarrassing waste of a generational talent.

Was it Cam who got poo poo on by the owner for his tattoos?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:37

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Was it Cam who got poo poo on by the owner for his tattoos?

He was told by Richardson not to get any.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:42

Shinji2015: Aug 31, 2007; Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

FizFashizzle posted:

I can't think of a quarterback treated worse by his team. From the way they utilized him, to the way they ignored the offensive line and let him take a beating, to how they kept Mike loving Shula around for years only to replace him with Norv Turner.

An embarrassing waste of a generational talent.

And after all that, beaten and broken, he still was saying that he wanted to stay with the team up until now. He deserved better than what he got from us.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:46

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Hmm

https://twitter.com/josephperson/status/1239938787507163136

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:47

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Shinjobi posted:

They could still sign Cooper but if he comes back to Dallas it means nobody else wanted him. I've no reason to think Dallas could throw the right number at him.

quote:

The Cowboys and wide receiver Amari Cooper have reached an agreement in principle on a five-year, $100 million contract to stay with the Cowboys, NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport reports. Rapoport adds that Cooper will receive $60 million in guarantees.

Well, there you go. That's something at least, the gang's all here for another shot

kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/st...927%26page%3D11

I can't begin to tell you how bad this guy is

uhhh what? who the gently caress is this? I've watched a lot of Browns games and I don't remember much or anything about a so-called "Eric Murray"

He has 19 tackles, 0 interceptions and allowed 12 receptions on 17 targets in coverage in all of 2019... dude barely loving played (or at least failed to make an impact while he did play) and you're throwing 20 million at him

kiimo posted:

https://twitter.com/89jonesntaf/status/1239758379079176193?s=21

hahahaha Hopkins to Cobb... can't even imagine what it would feel like to be a Texans fan right now

# ? Mar 17, 2020 16:51

Chichevache: Feb 17, 2010; One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Play posted:

hahahaha Hopkins to Cobb... can't even imagine what it would feel like to be a Texans fan right now

Can you imagine loyalty to any team?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:03

Hot Diggity!: Apr 3, 2010; SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

Randall Cobb owns and has the prettiest eyes in the league

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:04

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Play posted:

uhhh what? who the gently caress is this? I've watched a lot of Browns games and I don't remember much or anything about a so-called "Eric Murray"

He has 19 tackles, 0 interceptions and allowed 12 receptions on 17 targets in coverage in all of 2019... dude barely loving played (or at least failed to make an impact while he did play) and you're throwing 20 million at him

Dorsey guy, I think we got him as part of the Ogbaugh trade, mostly used him in 3 safety packages

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:10

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Yeah I might be a cam fan and not a Panthers fan for a little bit. What a terrible thing to do.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:14

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

https://twitter.com/PeteBlackburn/status/1239904733260845057

FizFashizzle posted:

I can't think of a quarterback treated worse by his team. From the way they utilized him, to the way they ignored the offensive line and let him take a beating, to how they kept Mike loving Shula around for years only to replace him with Norv Turner.

An embarrassing waste of a generational talent.

There but the grace of god Russ goes

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 17:21 on Mar 17, 2020

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:17

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Chichevache posted:

Can you imagine loyalty to any team?

I can imagine it, sure. I can even feel it a little bit, just not that much

Flikken posted:

Dorsey guy, I think we got him as part of the Ogbaugh trade, mostly used him in 3 safety packages

i think it's time for a wellness check on BOB. these are not the actions of a sane man

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AndrewP: Apr 21, 2010

Spoeank posted:

Ravens confused me until I remembered Yanda retired :cry:

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:31

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

So who goes after Newton now that Carolina is signing Teddy B?

Tampa?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:47

Spoeank: Jul 16, 2003; That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

OxySnake posted:

So who goes after Newton now that Carolina is signing Teddy B?

Tampa?

Los Angeles Super Chargers like I said like two months ago :c00l:

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:49

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

I guess Panthers are going with Bridgewater :confused:

# ? Mar 17, 2020 17:59

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Spoeank posted:

But the Seahawks haven't done anything but resign a couple of guys and sign an old rear end TE?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:16

T-Square: May 14, 2009

Hot Diggity! posted:

Randall Cobb owns and has the prettiest eyes in the league

I was hoping LaFleur would get him back because he's cool

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:18

TheBizzness: Oct 5, 2004; Reign on me.

Pats and Bucs gonna switch QBs and Jameis is goin to BALL. OUT.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:21

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

shirts and skins posted:

But the Seahawks haven't done anything but resign a couple of guys and sign an old rear end TE?

We didn't trade away Tyler Lockett for beans so we're doing better than some teams

Its Rinaldo fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Mar 17, 2020

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:24

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Jarrett Stidham is about to average 400yds, 5TDs a game. It's gonna be like the '09 Pats-Titans game, but every game.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:24

zimbomonkey: Jul 15, 2008; Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

I really don't get the bridgewater deal. the whole rationale they gave for cutting Cam is that they wanted some cap space right? As I understand it this would free up about 19mm.

So why are they signing teddy at 20mm?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:27

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Cam to both the Chargers and Steelers is a bit scary. I hope he stays in the NFC.

edit: Tom Brady to the Bucs

https://twitter.com/foxsportsradio/status/1239970723243810826?s=21

kiimo fucked around with this message at 18:56 on Mar 17, 2020

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:29

Manoueverable: Oct 23, 2010; Dubs Loves Wubs

OxySnake posted:

So who goes after Newton now that Carolina is signing Teddy B?

Tampa?

God, just, anybody but new england, please.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 18:58

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

If the Bears can't get Andy they should go Jameis

# ? Mar 17, 2020 19:02

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

The real question is, where does Joe Flacco fit in all of this?

# ? Mar 17, 2020 19:05

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Your mom

# ? Mar 17, 2020 19:07

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Raku: Nov 7, 2012; Every good gift and every perfect gift is from above, coming down from the Father of lights with whom there is no variation or shadow due to change.

Roll Tide

imagine jameis with brady's receivers last year

80 interceptions minimum

# ? Mar 17, 2020 19:08

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