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duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


remember theranos? it's back, in non practicing entity form to file ip lawsuits!

https://twitter.com/mmasnick/status/1239680661406896128

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Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Hurt Whitey Maybe posted:

my work is making me work from home so time to be my own landlord and send them an invoice for office space

Sorry, you have violated Section 83.b of your lease, "No using of our space for commercial purposes". All work from home is now a penalty of $500 per day of violation.

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.
Pay your rent and tip your landlord.

Cough on the tip.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007


Makes a lot more sense than most other things people are stockpiling.

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

BonHair posted:

Makes a lot more sense than most other things people are stockpiling.

just wait until you see my toilet paper gundam

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

skooma512 posted:

Wait, there isn’t a wage freeze already?

If you're a worker in Australia, you are unlikely to have seen a real world pay increase in 30 years.

From the Australian Parliament House site/




Look at the Statement of Monetary Policy forecasts for a laugh.

No, we swear this year pay and conditions will rise, and rise dramatically!

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Megillah Gorilla posted:

If you're a worker in Australia, you are unlikely to have seen a real world pay increase in 30 years.

From the Australian Parliament House site/




Look at the Statement of Monetary Policy forecasts for a laugh.

No, we swear this year pay and conditions will rise, and rise dramatically!



Itanium sales projections dot gif

Len
Jan 21, 2008

Pouches, bandages, shoulderpad, cyber-eye...

Bitchin'!


BonHair posted:

Makes a lot more sense than most other things people are stockpiling.

That's at least entertainment while you're trapped inside for hours ya know?

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.

Thanatosian posted:

I mean, all these companies have had a hugely flush several years, right? I don't see why their stocks would be tanking. I'm sure they have giant cash reserves, right, given that they haven't been giving raises to employees?

It's not like they've been doing something stupid with all this revenue, like buying back their own stocks, right?

Peasants: Have 6 months of savings for emergencies. We will not help you survive :colbert:

Business: Lol you can’t last a week of instability. That’s ok honey here’s literally trillions of dollars

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

my backlog is now a source of pride

mehall
Aug 27, 2010


Shame Boy posted:

Itanium sales projections dot gif

Looks like UK OBR productivity to me, and they have a fresh one for COVID -



e; ahhaha I'm wrong, that's the Brexit crisis from November 2017, I only loving glanced at it.


Absolutely lmao at the "pre-crisis average" line somehow being more optimistic than their previous years "forecasts" (guesses) though.

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

https://twitter.com/RTaylor_LibDem/status/1239850039897477122

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


Hash tag not all landlords

https://twitter.com/Breaker_Jones/status/1239921135128580102

https://twitter.com/Breaker_Jones/status/1239955723012001793

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

If only more people could afford "living and good food and stuff"

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
https://twitter.com/natayaska/status/1239740355379113986?s=21

yeah, someone should get on top of that

Malleum
Aug 16, 2014

Am I the one at fault? What about me is wrong?
Buglord
https://twitter.com/auctoritatem/status/1239979723205328896

lol

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004


"poor" companies: 99.6% have a refrigerator

Breakfast All Day
Oct 21, 2004

im not companyist, but its time we started talking about company-on-company competition and absentee ceos before saying theyre victims of the economy

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Lmao

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Breakfast All Day posted:

im not companyist, but its time we started talking about company-on-company competition and absentee ceos before saying theyre victims of the economy

[lib voice] das kapital is the mein kampf for corporations, who are people my friend [/lib voice]

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Breakfast All Day posted:

im not companyist, but its time we started talking about company-on-company competition and absentee ceos before saying theyre victims of the economy

:hmmyes:

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lmfao

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

I mean, if stock buybacks were illegal, they'd just put the money into dividends.

skooma512
Feb 8, 2012

You couldn't grok my race car, but you dug the roadside blur.
Best Products eh

Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019


well then i guess if they need cash on hand now, they can easily do a public offering

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


On the one hand it's completely unfair and literally causing humanity-ending externalities that it's not capable of nor willing to account for, but on the other hand I get objects which are defined to be the best products at the best prices, so its impossible to say if its bad or not

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


If this was true we'd of used laser disc instead of VHS.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Man I'd never heard of that website before, it sure is... something...

https://www.thebalance.com/how-to-retire-on-a-cruise-ship-4589917

quote:

If you're able to find cruise line bargains, it could be less expensive to retire on a cruise ship compared to an assisted living facility. According to Genworth Financial, an individual stay at an assisted living facility cost $48,000 on average in 2018. And if living on a cruise ship helps you stay healthy, you could avoid the costs of long-term care, which could easily surpass $100,000 per year if you don't have long-term care insurance.

Great retirement idea, just live on a cruise ship forever and never get sick or die

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Gumball Gumption posted:

If this was true we'd of used laser disc instead of VHS.

:can: VHS was the better product because it solved an actual problem (recording poo poo off the TV for free) instead of a made-up problem capital was trying to invent to make more money (buying poo poo) :can:

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

Fine fine, I knew I should of said Zune instead of iPod. The Zune was a much better product.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

:can: standard definition TVs under 32" should be a distinct artform to modern day TV and preserved, including VHS and CD-Video :can:

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

Shame Boy posted:

:can: VHS was the better product because it solved an actual problem (recording poo poo off the TV for free) instead of a made-up problem capital was trying to invent to make more money (buying poo poo) :can:

:hmmyes:

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

T-man posted:

:can: standard definition TVs under 32" should be a distinct artform to modern day TV and preserved, including VHS and CD-Video :can:

all pay porn sites should still offer weirdly blurred full versions of their videos for free so everyone can have the experience of trying to make out a boob on the spice channel without a ppv box

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

56k mode pornhub is my new band name

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

hahahahaha how could you be this wrong on both sides

Arcteryx Anarchist
Sep 15, 2007

Fun Shoe

Shame Boy posted:

Man I'd never heard of that website before, it sure is... something...

https://www.thebalance.com/how-to-retire-on-a-cruise-ship-4589917


Great retirement idea, just live on a cruise ship forever and never get sick or die

tbh this sounds familiar but I'm not sure where I came across it before

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

The first thing we do, let's kill all the cars.
Grimey Drawer

Shame Boy posted:

Man I'd never heard of that website before, it sure is... something...

https://www.thebalance.com/how-to-retire-on-a-cruise-ship-4589917


Great retirement idea, just live on a cruise ship forever and never get sick or die

This just sounds like The Giver but on a boat.

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib

Shame Boy posted:

Man I'd never heard of that website before, it sure is... something...

https://www.thebalance.com/how-to-retire-on-a-cruise-ship-4589917


Great retirement idea, just live on a cruise ship forever and never get sick or die

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Doggles
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/DocDre/status/1239991774485123081

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