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pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Handsome Ralph posted:

Everything Amazon sells and ships directly will still be sold and shipped. If they have something in stock right now, they'll still likely ship it out to you. It's the "Sold by X and fulfilled by Amazon" stuff that is getting temporarily halted.

My company sells very little through amazon but they do order and we tend to get an order once a week. Amazon let us know not to expect much and only if they run out and there is a demand would they order more until this situation is under control. They did not specify how they determine demand, I assume people looking at the page or clicking tell me when it's in stock.

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Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
I rarely ever drink these days (think the last time I had whiskey was like a month ago?) but I feel compelled to hit up the liquor store to get a few bottles.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Shaocaholica posted:

I stocked up on bats and pangolins before the got banned.

Enjoy your pangolin titty milk.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Hopper posted:

Regarding lasting changes in society, now would be the ideal time to take all the money allocated to bail out companies and instead pay a universal income of 1000€ (or equivalent as appropriate per country) to everyone.

I know not will never happen but propping up all those unstable companies nobody really needs with so much money is ridiculous.

the bodies aren't even cold yet, how about you take your lovely unproven socialist pipe dreams and go somewhere else where they might be appreciated

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Blorange
Jan 31, 2007

A wizard did it

Amazon isn't shutting down, they're clearing their distribution centers of anything that isn't groceries and toiletries.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Blorange posted:

Amazon isn't shutting down, they're clearing their distribution centers of anything that isn't groceries and toiletries.

Please let me know when they slash prices on their 1kg package of ladybugs.

I said come in!
Jun 22, 2004

Blorange posted:

Amazon isn't shutting down, they're clearing their distribution centers of anything that isn't groceries and toiletries.

And even then its only certain warehouses where this is true. Not all of them are equipped to store this stuff.

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I just thought of a job for wayward entertainment/food services workers. While places still accept cash as a form of payment, everyone can strip down to their skivvies and count cash like in drug movies. Just gotta add a sterilization room.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Louisgod posted:

I rarely ever drink these days (think the last time I had whiskey was like a month ago?) but I feel compelled to hit up the liquor store to get a few bottles.



I don't really drink either but as a hurricane veteran I know it's critical for any slow-burning disaster

WEH
Feb 22, 2009

All the theater chains in my area are closed except for one small chain, which are refusing to even cut attendance to 50% because “they believe access to entertainment is important in times like these” or some poo poo. Naturally people are flocking to them and I’m sure nothing bad will come of it

Day Man
Jul 30, 2007

Champion of the Sun!

Master of karate and friendship...
for everyone!


Mnoba posted:

the bodies aren't even cold yet, how about you take your lovely unproven socialist pipe dreams and go somewhere else where they might be appreciated

gently caress you. gently caress you. gently caress you.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


WEH posted:

All the theater chains in my area are closed except for one small chain, which are refusing to even cut attendance to 50% because “they believe access to entertainment is important in times like these” or some poo poo. Naturally people are flocking to them and I’m sure nothing bad will come of it

If your state government made a mandate about banning gatherings of certain group sizes you should seriously consider alerting your local police and/or health department. While the folks flouting the social distancing measures going there deserve to get it, the other people they may come into contact with do not.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

Day Man posted:

gently caress you. gently caress you. gently caress you.

No absolutely not

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

frogge posted:

If your state government made a mandate about banning gatherings of certain group sizes you should seriously consider alerting your local police and/or health department. While the folks flouting the social distancing measures going there deserve to get it, the other people they may come into contact with do not.

ya, i have a bad feeling people are going to try flaunting this and not be aware of our already aggressive police force. I'm assuming they train for eventualities like this but really, it would be a part i would snooze through.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

My cousin posted something about our 94yo Icelandic grandmother's experiences with pandemics over the years.

quote:

In her long life, Nana remembers many examples of self-quarantine and medical isolation.
It's fascinating to me that the current situation isn't without precedent, but we're so un-used to it, because of the advances in vaccines and antibiotics that have occurred over her lifetime. Nana is 94.
When Margrét was a kid, she and her sister went to visit relatives in the country. While the girls were away, their dad came down with Scarlet Fever. He was taken to isolation in the hospital, and her mom was instructed to self-quarantine and monitor herself. She couldn't go out for over a week. Every day, her best friend came to the driveway with her morning coffee, and Nana's mother came to the window with her morning coffee. Her friend knew it would be hard to be alone, not knowing how her husband is doing, and gave her that moral support with social distancing from the safety of the driveway. After the self-quarantine was up, public health officials decided what personal effects had to be burned, and smoked each room to sterilize them.
Another time, Margrét was walking down the street, and she saw the happy children in the hospital. She wished she could play with them, and didn't know they were recovering from Polio. She threw her balloon up to them, and they caught it, and threw it back. A neighbor saw this and called her father, who took away the balloon and decontaminated her before she could enter the house.
When she was a young adult, she had a good friend, Steiny, who was a tenant of her parents', and later, a waiter at the ski club. All the family was fond of him. One night, he came down to Reykjavik from the country very ill, and asked if he could stay until the doctor was available in the morning. Of course, Nana's parents gave him their daughters' room. The girls came home and were met at the door by neighbors. They were not to go in the room. The next day he went to the hospital, and was diagnosed with Polio. The house was smoked a second time. The young man lost use of his right arm but otherwise recovered.
Every time she exited and entered the US, she had to prove she had been vaccinated for Smallpox. She didn't get sick the first few times she got the vaccine, but eventually she did feel a little I'll. Still better than getting smallpox.
Her good friend Hannah was denied entry to the US because she had been cured of tuberculosis. That's right. In the 1950's, having ever had it was considered dangerous, even if you were cured. After five years in Canada, Hannah was granted entry.
And most of all Nana remembers the outbreak of Polio in Massachusetts when her sons were babies, and the fear for her children. 1100 died in Boston, 6 in Westborough, 2 in Hopkinton. It was so close, but her sick kids luckily did not have it.
Health classes taught about TB, Diphtheria, Measles, Polio. The symptoms, the isolation, when to go to the hospital. If she saw someone cough and spit on the sidewalk, she covered her face and held her breath, because she knew if she breathed in the TB, it would be in her lungs too. It was a scary time, but she doesn't remember an epidemic like today's where whole towns and countries quarantined. Spanish Flu would be the closest, and that was before her time.

Devian666
Aug 20, 2008

Take some advice Chris.

Fun Shoe

poverty goat posted:



I don't really drink either but as a hurricane veteran I know it's critical for any slow-burning disaster

Yesterday I saw a guy walking down the street with a box of Coronas. All I could think about was that I'm down to my last 4 bottles.

hofnar
Dec 27, 2008

by sebmojo

Disco Pope posted:

Do we get to skip one in 2021 since we're on our second?

No. Pay attention, that other thing was extra credit only.

hofnar fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Mar 17, 2020

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

100,000! WE DID IT BABY!



11 days ago. Looks like we'll hit 200,000 in the next day.

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

What if pango titty milk is really sweet and tasty

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

I said come in! posted:

No, you'll probably be asked to help patients who might have COVID-19.

I just do purchasing, so the most they can ask me to do is more purchasing.

Born on a mountain, raised in a cave, buying medical products at deeply discounted prices is all I crave. (plus fuckin' and/or truckin')

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

sweet thursday posted:

What if pango titty milk is really sweet and tasty

when he got covid but he still suckin

Sir Bobert Fishbone
Jan 16, 2006

Beebort

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

11 days ago. Looks like we'll hit 200,000 in the next day.

That yellow line is, uh, sure something these days.

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


Fingers crossed Gamestop finally goes under from all this because holy gently caress are they being more terrible than usual (surprise)

https://twitter.com/patrickklepek/status/1239979342052155399

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


so um.. I just had a thought.

Kony seems prety close to Roni

Continue to your normal shitposting.

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005

Had an emergency Skype meeting for all our therapy clinics in chicago, and were told "we still need to serve people, even those that aren't immediately post op so practice social distancing, we are staying open full hours".

When asked how to social distance when we often are 1 to 2 feet from our patients and we often have more than a dozen people in the gym at a time, we were told "just figure it out, if they bring kids tell them to leave them outside in the car."

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

imagine the upcoming deep discounts on estate sale corvettes

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I miss hanging out with groups of adults. That was an easy way to charge my emotional battery. Now that I can't do it, I'm expecting to get depression one of these days.

At least I have goons to talk to.

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



:smith:

quote:

In Cornwall, 79-year-old Dulcie Williams will meet her son, grandson and great-granddaughter for a cream tea on Wednesday. “I haven’t yet decided if I will keep to full self-isolation,” she said. “I might well find that life is no longer worth living if I can’t see my loved ones. I hear what the government are saying that that’s a decision for me to take when the time comes.”


https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/17/uk-families-meet-up-before-expected-lockdown-for-over-70s

mrfart
May 26, 2004

Dear diary, today I
became a captain.
Well, Belgium is going in some sort of lockdown.
Only allowed outside to buy food/see doctor or work.
Groups of people other than families are no longer allowed.
I hope people don't loose their poo poo in supermarkets tomorrow.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

One of my great-great-aunts has distant memories of the 1918 pandemic when she was 4, I should give her a call

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


numberoneposter posted:

imagine the upcoming deep discounts on estate sale corvettes

good news is they've never gone above 65 so you have a nice fresh engine.

stab
Feb 12, 2003

To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high
https://www.cnn.com/2020/03/17/us/kentucky-refused-quarantine-coronavirus-trnd/index.html


MUH FREEDOMS

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

The original version of this image had the company's phone number on it. I bet they've had an interesting day.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


^^ lots of 1 star reviews from march for some reason.

edit: FB page, Linkedin page also deleted for some reason.




people like this deserve death panels that will be coming due to bamma care

Plz dont probe me.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Update on vaccine development:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/17/when-will-a-coronavirus-vaccine-be-ready
When will a coronavirus vaccine be ready?

quote:

Even at their most effective – and draconian – containment strategies have only slowed the spread of the respiratory disease Covid-19. With the World Health Organization finally declaring a pandemic, all eyes have turned to the prospect of a vaccine, because only a vaccine can prevent people from getting sick.

About 35 companies and academic institutions are racing to create such a vaccine, at least four of which already have candidates they have been testing in animals. The first of these – produced by Boston-based biotech firm Moderna – will enter human trials in April.

This unprecedented speed is thanks in large part to early Chinese efforts to sequence the genetic material of Sars-CoV-2, the virus that causes Covid-19. China shared that sequence in early January, allowing research groups around the world to grow the live virus and study how it invades human cells and makes people sick.

But there is another reason for the head start. Though nobody could have predicted that the next infectious disease to threaten the globe would be caused by a coronavirus – flu is generally considered to pose the greatest pandemic risk – vaccinologists had hedged their bets by working on “prototype” pathogens. “The speed with which we have [produced these candidates] builds very much on the investment in understanding how to develop vaccines for other coronaviruses,” says Richard Hatchett, CEO of the Oslo-based nonprofit the Coalition for Epidemic Preparedness Innovations (Cepi), which is leading efforts to finance and coordinate Covid-19 vaccine development.

Coronaviruses have caused two other recent epidemics – severe acute respiratory syndrome (Sars) in China in 2002-04, and Middle East respiratory syndrome (Mers), which started in Saudi Arabia in 2012. In both cases, work began on vaccines that were later shelved when the outbreaks were contained. One company, Maryland-based Novavax, has now repurposed those vaccines for Sars-CoV-2, and says it has several candidates ready to enter human trials this spring
. Moderna, meanwhile, built on earlier work on the Mers virus conducted at the US National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases in Bethesda, Maryland.

Sars-CoV-2 shares between 80% and 90% of its genetic material with the virus that caused Sars – hence its name. Both consist of a strip of ribonucleic acid (RNA) inside a spherical protein capsule that is covered in spikes. The spikes lock on to receptors on the surface of cells lining the human lung – the same type of receptor in both cases – allowing the virus to break into the cell. Once inside, it hijacks the cell’s reproductive machinery to produce more copies of itself, before breaking out of the cell again and killing it in the process.

All vaccines work according to the same basic principle. They present part or all of the pathogen to the human immune system, usually in the form of an injection and at a low dose, to prompt the system to produce antibodies to the pathogen. Antibodies are a kind of immune memory which, having been elicited once, can be quickly mobilised again if the person is exposed to the virus in its natural form.

Traditionally, immunisation has been achieved using live, weakened forms of the virus, or part or whole of the virus once it has been inactivated by heat or chemicals. These methods have drawbacks. The live form can continue to evolve in the host, for example, potentially recapturing some of its virulence and making the recipient sick, while higher or repeat doses of the inactivated virus are required to achieve the necessary degree of protection. Some of the Covid-19 vaccine projects are using these tried-and-tested approaches, but others are using newer technology. One more recent strategy – the one that Novavax is using, for example – constructs a “recombinant” vaccine. This involves extracting the genetic code for the protein spike on the surface of Sars-CoV-2, which is the part of the virus most likely to provoke an immune reaction in humans, and pasting it into the genome of a bacterium or yeast – forcing these microorganisms to churn out large quantities of the protein. Other approaches, even newer, bypass the protein and build vaccines from the genetic instruction itself. This is the case for Moderna and another Boston company, CureVac, both of which are building Covid-19 vaccines out of messenger RNA.

Cepi’s original portfolio of four funded Covid-19 vaccine projects was heavily skewed towards these more innovative technologies, and last week it announced $4.4m (£3.4m) of partnership funding with Novavax and with a University of Oxford vectored vaccine project. “Our experience with vaccine development is that you can’t anticipate where you’re going to stumble,” says Hatchett, meaning that diversity is key. And the stage where any approach is most likely to stumble is clinical or human trials, which, for some of the candidates, are about to get under way.

Clinical trials, an essential precursor to regulatory approval, usually take place in three phases. The first, involving a few dozen healthy volunteers, tests the vaccine for safety, monitoring for adverse effects. The second, involving several hundred people, usually in a part of the world affected by the disease, looks at how effective the vaccine is, and the third does the same in several thousand people. But there’s a high level of attrition as experimental vaccines pass through these phases. “Not all horses that leave the starting gate will finish the race,” says Bruce Gellin, who runs the global immunisation programme for the Washington DC-based nonprofit, the Sabin Vaccine Institute, and is collaborating with Cepi over a Covid-19 vaccine.

There are good reasons for that. Either the candidates are unsafe, or they’re ineffective, or both. Screening out duds is essential, which is why clinical trials can’t be skipped or hurried. Approval can be accelerated if regulators have approved similar products before. The annual flu vaccine, for example, is the product of a well-honed assembly line in which only one or a few modules have to be updated each year. In contrast, Sars-CoV-2 is a novel pathogen in humans, and many of the technologies being used to build vaccines are relatively untested too. No vaccine made from genetic material – RNA or DNA – has been approved to date, for example. So the Covid-19 vaccine candidates have to be treated as brand new vaccines, and as Gellin says: “While there is a push to do things as fast as possible, it’s really important not to take shortcuts.”

An illustration of that is a vaccine that was produced in the 1960s against respiratory syncytial virus, a common virus that causes cold-like symptoms in children. In clinical trials, this vaccine was found to aggravate those symptoms in infants who went on to catch the virus. A similar effect was observed in animals given an early experimental Sars vaccine. It was later modified to eliminate that problem but, now that it has been repurposed for Sars-CoV-2, it will need to be put through especially stringent safety testing to rule out the risk of enhanced disease.

It’s for these reasons that taking a vaccine candidate all the way to regulatory approval typically takes a decade or more, and why President Trump sowed confusion when, at a meeting at the White House on 2 March, he pressed for a vaccine to be ready by the US elections in November – an impossible deadline. “Like most vaccinologists, I don’t think this vaccine will be ready before 18 months,” says Annelies Wilder-Smith, professor of emerging infectious diseases at the London School of Hygiene and Tropical Medicine. That’s already extremely fast, and it assumes there will be no hitches.

In the meantime, there is another potential problem. As soon as a vaccine is approved, it’s going to be needed in vast quantities – and many of the organisations in the Covid-19 vaccine race simply don’t have the necessary production capacity. Vaccine development is already a risky affair, in business terms, because so few candidates get anywhere near the clinic. Production facilities tend to be tailored to specific vaccines, and scaling these up when you don’t yet know if your product will succeed is not commercially feasible. Cepi and similar organisations exist to shoulder some of the risk, keeping companies incentivised to develop much-needed vaccines. Cepi plans to invest in developing a Covid-19 vaccine and boosting manufacturing capacity in parallel, and earlier this month it put out a call for $2bn to allow it to do so.

Once a Covid-19 vaccine has been approved, a further set of challenges will present itself. “Getting a vaccine that’s proven to be safe and effective in humans takes one at best about a third of the way to what’s needed for a global immunisation programme,”
says global health expert Jonathan Quick of Duke University in North Carolina, author of The End of Epidemics (2018). “Virus biology and vaccines technology could be the limiting factors, but politics and economics are far more likely to be the barrier to immunisation.”
Donald Trump at the National Institutes of Health’s Vaccine Research Center in Maryland, 3 March. The president sowed confusion by pressing for a vaccine to be ready by the US elections.

The problem is making sure the vaccine gets to all those who need it. This is a challenge even within countries, and some have worked out guidelines. In the scenario of a flu pandemic, for example, the UK would prioritise vaccinating healthcare and social care workers, along with those considered at highest medical risk – including children and pregnant women – with the overall goal of keeping sickness and death ra tes as low as possible. But in a pandemic, countries also have to compete with each other for medicines.

Because pandemics tend to hit hardest those countries that have the most fragile and underfunded healthcare systems, there is an inherent imbalance between need and purchasing power when it comes to vaccines. During the 2009 H1N1 flu pandemic, for example, vaccine supplies were snapped up by nations that could afford them, leaving poorer ones short. But you could also imagine a scenario where, say, India – a major supplier of vaccines to the developing world – not unreasonably decides to use its vaccine production to protect its own 1.3 billion-strong population first, before exporting any.

Outside of pandemics, the WHO brings governments, charitable foundations and vaccine-makers together to agree an equitable global distribution strategy, and organisations like Gavi, the vaccine alliance, have come up with innovative funding mechanisms to raise money on the markets for ensuring supply to poorer countries. But each pandemic is different, and no country is bound by any arrangement the WHO proposes – leaving many unknowns. As Seth Berkley, CEO of Gavi, points out: “The question is, what will happen in a situation where you’ve got national emergencies going on?”

This is being debated, but it will be a while before we see how it plays out. The pandemic, says Wilder-Smith, “will probably have peaked and declined before a vaccine is available”. A vaccine could still save many lives, especially if the virus becomes endemic or perennially circulating – like flu – and there are further, possibly seasonal, outbreaks. But until then, our best hope is to contain the disease as far as possible. To repeat the sage advice: wash your hands.

YerDa Zabam
Aug 13, 2016



Frank Frank posted:

The original version of this image had the company's phone number on it. I bet they've had an interesting day.

Their Facebook, Linked in and review site pages are all down, and if you type their name into google it auto-fills "corona virus" at the end.
The are done

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Drunk Nerds posted:

I miss hanging out with groups of adults. That was an easy way to charge my emotional battery. Now that I can't do it, I'm expecting to get depression one of these days.

At least I have goons to talk to.

Lol take care of yourself bro.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

mrfart posted:

Well, Belgium is going in some sort of lockdown.
Only allowed outside to buy food/see doctor or work.
Groups of people other than families are no longer allowed.
I hope people don't loose their poo poo in supermarkets tomorrow.

I also heard that Belgian universities came up with a weird Russian trick to do much more testing than today.

It's apparently a much simpler but slower method that was described in the 80ies by some Russian scientist. Requires less complex equipment and reagents , just more work, but that's not where the bottleneck is currently

Perfect exemple of Belgian pragmatism

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Adolf Glitter posted:

Their Facebook, Linked in and review site pages are all down, and if you type their name into google it auto-fills "corona virus" at the end.
The are done

The 10th google result is the owner's email and phone contact info.
lol

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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
I live in an urban uptown neighborhood with a large 20-30s population who work in service industries. Talked with a few at the corner liquor/deli earlier. Its pretty grim.

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