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Ornamental Dingbat posted:11 days ago. Looks like we'll hit 200,000 in the next day. Soon https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0q_x2KJGHVU&t=12s
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Mnoba posted:the bodies aren't even cold yet, how about you take your lovely unproven socialist pipe dreams and go somewhere else where they might be appreciated it's not only the bodies that will be cold, but also the millions of unemployed homeless in the US and elsewhere when winter comes, while the bank managers sit in front of their chimney fire in their luxury houses built from bailout money that could have saved everyone but was used to prop up failign and unnecessary businesses...
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Wizard Master posted:I wish the zombie apocalypse would hurry up and happen, I want to start capping motherfuckers (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Louisgod posted:I rarely ever drink these days (think the last time I had whiskey was like a month ago?) but I feel compelled to hit up the liquor store to get a few bottles. Liquor store staff are human beings too. For the last week they have been getting slammed. Hundreds of people a day if not over a thousand even for small businesses. Liquor stores have shelves that are impossible to thoroughly clean, there is no way to remove all the bottles to clean the shelves or the bottles themselves, the air is recirculated, most liquor stores don't can barely fit two people side by side in an aisle. It is a breeding ground for infection, the poor employees at this point are likely just waiting for symptoms to start now. People are crossing state lines, likely spreading infection, to go shop at stores across state borders when stores are shut down in their own state. Stay home.
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numberoneposter posted:imagine the upcoming deep discounts on estate sale corvettes Covettes. I like my landlord for the most part, but if I got a letter like that my tendency would be to pay my rent. In bricks.
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how many Guinnesses do you think you can drink tonight???? gonna shotgun one, its gonna make a huge mess lmao
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Xguard86 posted:Sounds like they're focusing on medical and basic goods. They probably have lists of surging products and have decided to prioritize around that. Is the steelbool edition of DooM Eternal with numbered Cyberdemon statue on that list? Please?
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STATE OF EMERGENCY HERE IN SOUTH FL gently caress gently caress gently caress WE'RE ALL DEAD
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Mil: None in Polk county yet. I did go out to vote today. Polling station well equipped with wipes and gloves. I had brought my own gloves just in case. I am glad I have this staycation time
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Disco Pope posted:Is the steelbool edition of DooM Eternal with numbered Cyberdemon statue on that list? Please? I'm sorry in this time of need we're only permitting standard edition, digital purchases. Limit 2 per household - Jeff bezos.
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lmao an admin assistant was in contact with someone who tested positive over the weekend, he made sure to fill out the VPN paperwork and personally deliver it to our offices before going to HR IN PERSON TO TELL THEM. gently caress
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I mean my MiL and I don't really get along, and she's a rabid republican, and she was married to an economist who worked with Milton Friedman, but I don't want her to die, as such.
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Mnoba posted:the bodies aren't even cold yet, how about you take your lovely unproven socialist pipe dreams and go somewhere else where they might be appreciated Lmao oh yeah it's time for thoughts and prayers
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Hopper posted:it's not only the bodies that will be cold, but also the millions of unemployed homeless in the US and elsewhere when winter comes, while the bank managers sit in front of their chimney fire in their luxury houses built from bailout money that could have saved everyone but was used to prop up failign and unnecessary businesses... the banks have been eerily quiet...
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"Get a food server job!" they said "It'll be lots of money and there'll always be customers!" they said well no actually no one said that but gently caress all my shifts got deleted today and i need money
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Mar 17, 2020 21:14
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quote:Study says novel coronavirus can last on surfaces for up to 3 days well poo poo
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Harminoff posted:well poo poo going on a penny licking spree brb
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As promised here is my video of the corona-bomb/ quarantine bomb https://youtu.be/48KWIUbc9CE Thank you to goon wife for filming and my cat for nervously watching me drink
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Harminoff posted:Dr. Maria Van Kerkhove, World Health Organization infectious disease epidemiologist drat, here I was thinking goons were good at username/post combos
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:As promised here is my video of the corona-bomb/ quarantine bomb voted 5 for the catt
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:most liquor stores don't can barely fit two people side by side in an aisle. It is a breeding ground for infection, How ironic, for a place full of alcohol. But you're right, stay home.
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I have a quarantine bench in my house that all non-refrigerated items sit on until 3 days have passed. Anything I need to touch before that I wash my hands after.
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Wisconsin new limit max of 10 people. All restaurants/bars to close at 5. take-out/delivery only.
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The Walrus posted:I have a quarantine bench in my house that all non-refrigerated items sit on until 3 days have passed. Anything I need to touch before that I wash my hands after. And your mail? What's your process for that?
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:As promised here is my video of the corona-bomb/ quarantine bomb  thats one beefy cat u got there
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:As promised here is my video of the corona-bomb/ quarantine bomb Pro click. Stars an excellent cat and a pretty good burrito.
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Liquor store staff are human beings too. For the last week they have been getting slammed. Hundreds of people a day if not over a thousand even for small businesses. Liquor stores have shelves that are impossible to thoroughly clean, there is no way to remove all the bottles to clean the shelves or the bottles themselves, the air is recirculated, most liquor stores don't can barely fit two people side by side in an aisle. It is a breeding ground for infection, the poor employees at this point are likely just waiting for symptoms to start now. People are crossing state lines, likely spreading infection, to go shop at stores across state borders when stores are shut down in their own state. In civilized countries, like Canada, you can order online and have your whiskey delivered to your door.
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My roommate flew in from Michigan yesterday. Hopefully things will be okay here at the house. I'm avoiding direct contact with her for the next week. In the meantime Salt Lake city's been pretty quiet. Cases are rising but not an aggressive rate. My friend and I climb a lot so we're just going into the hills and hanging out with the dog. who would have thought that the currency of the apocalypse wouldn't be bottle caps or bullets or water but toilet paper.
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Harminoff posted:Wisconsin new limit max of 10 people. All restaurants/bars to close at 5. take-out/delivery only. Meanwhile, in Georgia and South Carolina: lol who wants to have a party we can still have parties woo hoo! They're loving idiots. The loving south.
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ok google, how do i make this yam into vodka
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Shaocaholica posted:And your mail? What's your process for that? the only mail I'm opening is marijuana and I sprayed all the little canisters with lysol
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numberoneposter posted:WE DONT NEED NO LIVERS LET THE MOTHER FUCKER BURN!!!!! She’s a long hair but yeah lol. She’s in the healthy weight range though she’s also just super old
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numberoneposter posted:ok google, how do i make this yam into vodka put it in a jug and yell at it in russian. seems to work for them
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Louisgod posted:I rarely ever drink these days (think the last time I had whiskey was like a month ago?) but I feel compelled to hit up the liquor store to get a few bottles. according to goons.txt twitter your jerky habit is still going strong though. I am not saying this to be snarky, I appreciated the laugh https://twitter.com/Goons_TXT/status/1239974793538965509?s=20
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numberoneposter posted:ok google, how do i make this yam into vodka a single yam? You would have so many things that boil off first you'd be lucky to get a single shot of usable vodka that wouldn't make you go blind. You gotta trash some of the nastier stuff and if you want itto taste good you need to only get the heart and find some sucker to buy the head and tail. You are going to want a lot of yams. It's not too difficult to make a still.
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Mexicans are now jokingly offering to send individual donations to build the wall if Trump promises to get it up in a week. Campaign promise achieved!
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My grocery store sells liquor, so I am not sure if the liquor section will shut down (Ohio goon). A cleaning lady told me liquor stores are closing at 6pm tonight as I was walking out of work about 45 minutes ago. I have not verified, so don't take that as gospel. I stopped and grabbed a few handles on my way home just in case. I have to go in to work every day as a computer toucher in a hospital, so I may not even get the chance to finish them. Stay safe out there goons!
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Louisgod posted:will weed stores still be open Here in CA they deliver.
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