NFL Offseason March: Cheesecake Factory of Sadness

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kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

I know Brady is mostly cooked but the Bucs weapons man

Whoever said the Bills have the second best WR in the league have you considered the Bucs

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Mystic Stylez: Dec 19, 2009

https://twitter.com/Dameshek/status/1239968679946670081

# ? Mar 17, 2020 19:11

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

kiimo posted:

I know Brady is mostly cooked but the Bucs weapons man

Whoever said the Bills have the second best WR in the league have you considered the Bucs

Maybe he meant #2 behind the Bucs. Because the Bucs are the best.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 19:14

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Belichick is 100% going to get Cam Newton and remodel his offense after the Harbaugh/Jackson pattern

Cam will look amazing until he suffers some horrible injury in Week 2 and then the Patriots will be stuck playing some random white guy no one's ever heard of and go 6-10

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uhhh what? who the gently caress is this? I've watched a lot of Browns games and I don't remember much or anything about a so-called "Eric Murray"

Remember how years ago it was a running joke at Football Outsiders how Jason David had worse coverage stats than Hole In Zone? That's Eric Murray.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:07

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Eric the Mauve posted:

Belichick is 100% going to get Cam Newton and remodel his offense after the Harbaugh/Jackson pattern

Cam will look amazing until he suffers some horrible injury in Week 2 and then the Patriots will be stuck playing some random white guy no one's ever heard of and go 6-10

Remember how years ago it was a running joke at Football Outsiders how Jason David had worse coverage stats than Hole In Zone? That's Eric Murray.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:10

barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Eric the Mauve posted:

Cam will look amazing until he suffers some horrible injury in Week 2 and then the Patriots will be stuck playing some random white guy no one's ever heard of and go 6-10

lol? try following the NFL sometime it's fun

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:31

Eric the Mauve: May 8, 2012; Making you happy for a buck since 199X

Ah yes, football legend, uh... (checks pro-football-reference) Jarrett Stidham

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:37

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Mystic Stylez posted:

https://twitter.com/Dameshek/status/1239968679946670081

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:39

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

lol? try following the NFL sometime it's fun

watching the patriots isn't really that fun

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:44

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

kiimo posted:

I know Brady is mostly cooked but the Bucs weapons man

Whoever said the Bills have the second best WR in the league have you considered the Bucs

Wait who would be better than the Bucs? Tough to beat Evans and Godwin.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:46

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Tiny Tubesteak Tom posted:

Jarrett Stidham is about to average 400yds, 5TDs a game. It's gonna be like the '09 Pats-Titans game, but every game.

Isn't his one touchdown pass a Pick 6

# ? Mar 17, 2020 20:56

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Mega64 posted:

Isn't his one touchdown pass a Pick 6

That'll be a funny piece of trivia for his HoF induction, like Favre's completed pass was caught by himself.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 21:00

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

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# ? Mar 17, 2020 21:04

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Now give us back Jacoby.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 21:35

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
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Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Now give us back Jacoby.

You�ll trade for Taysom.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 21:41

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Taysom will go to the Pats & win a SB while the Saints watch Brees sit out the season after getting injured in week 5 because 2020 isn't stupid enough.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 21:48

Shinjobi: Jul 10, 2008; Gravy Boat 2k

Enjoy the one year payout, Dak Prescott--no lead you create is safe this season. Jesus the Cowboys defense have been eaten alive.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 21:55

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
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kiimo posted:

Cam to both the Chargers and Steelers is a bit scary. I hope he stays in the NFC.

I'm assuming it's nigh-impossible for the Steelers to cut Ben and sign Cam and still have the cap room to do the draft and do other signings.

I'm assuming this because this hellworld would never allow for something so beautiful.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 21:57

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Mariota isn't actually replacing Carr is he? No matter what you think about Carr there's no way you can argue that Mariota has been playing better football than him. Kind of a weird move, although what WOULD make sense is having Mariota being a bridge for whoever they draft . . .

Or it could just be Mayock and Gruden doing stupid Mayock/Gruden things, who knows.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:07

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Shinjobi posted:

Enjoy the one year payout, Dak Prescott--no lead you create is safe this season. Jesus the Cowboys defense have been eaten alive.

Well they have $107.6 committed to QB, RB, LT, backup LT, LG, C, RT, WR. So 8 players taking up 55% of the cap, all on offense. Demarcus Lawrence is making $22m as well.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:08

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Now give us back Jacoby.

He is amazing and everyone dislikes him because he didnt come back from that injury.

I stand by that I think he is still the answer in Indy.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:09

EmbryoSteve: Dec 18, 2004; Taste~The~Rainbow

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Play posted:

Mariota isn't actually replacing Carr is he? No matter what you think about Carr there's no way you can argue that Mariota has been playing better football than him. Kind of a weird move, although what WOULD make sense is having Mariota being a bridge for whoever they draft . . .

Or it could just be Mayock and Gruden doing stupid Mayock/Gruden things, who knows.

Mayock had Mariota rrated the #1 qb in that draft. Getting his guy

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:11

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Athanatos posted:

He is amazing and everyone dislikes him because he didnt come back from that injury.

I stand by that I think he is still the answer in Indy.

Which injury do you mean?

I was actually a big Jacoby supporter, I thought he got a raw deal his first year playing for the Colts when the team was just bad bad bad. This past year though, he just didn't get it done like I expected. Part of that may have been the receiving issues, but with the O line and run game so much better (and the defense average at least) I feel like I'm running out of excuses.

Jacoby and Rivers actually have some similarities, but I think Rivers is the more accurate thrower overall

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:12

kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Mahomes giving 100 grand to KC school lunch programs

https://twitter.com/15andMahomies/status/1240020409317285894

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:12

Silly Burrito: Nov 27, 2007; SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

kiimo posted:

Mahomes giving 100 grand to KC school lunch programs

https://twitter.com/15andMahomies/status/1240020409317285894

100 grand buys a lot of ketchup.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:18

Play: Apr 25, 2006; Strong stroll for a mangy stray

the mahomies foundation

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kiimo: Jul 24, 2003

Workshopped Mahomos and got some negative feedback

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:19

Metapod: Mar 18, 2012

No way kiimo

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:38

Athanatos: Jun 7, 2006; Est. 2000

Play posted:

Which injury do you mean?

The knee injury during Week 9 Steelers. Colts were 5-2 at that point, and Jacoby was putting up good numbers. Then Hoyer got a game, Jacoby came back, and the numbers and throws took a huge dive.

# ? Mar 17, 2020 22:52