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Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Add some nz flavour and burn your couch out the front

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Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

Comrade Blyatlov posted:

Add some nz flavour and burn your couch out the front

DKM and couch burning pretty much sums up my uni days in dunedin, which probably explains my subsequent enlistment :downsgun:


https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/health/coronavirus/120362231/coronavirus-uni-students-hold-massive-flat-party-200m-from-closed-high-school

Students never change

Radical 90s Wizard fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Mar 18, 2020

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Bulky Bartokomous posted:

gently caress imagine being at Ranger School while this started lol.

Imagine having symptoms appear halfway through lol

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Some of the big brother houses JUST found out about it a day or so ago

Edit: social distancing circle pit!

Pine Cone Jones
Dec 6, 2009

You throw me the acorn, I throw you the whip!
My panic attack yesterday was just that, no fever or anything. Today however one of my coworkers was ordered home sick and got tested for Corona, he had many of the symptoms but tested negative for influenza. Unfortunately everyone he was around this morning are simply being told to wait. I'm not certain how long it takes for results, but if he is positive then I'm certain you're going to see a large increase in Maine of suspected cases.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



MA-Horus posted:

Some of the big brother houses JUST found out about it a day or so ago

Edit: social distancing circle pit!

How do you do a mosh pit with social distancing?

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~
Like a normal pit but everyone stays at least 6 ft apart from each other

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Internet Wizard posted:

Imagine having symptoms appear halfway through lol

poo poo, my Ranger career was very, very short so I’m no expert, but from my friends that made it I’d imagine it would kill half the class because the students are in such miserable condition.

Eej
Jun 17, 2007

HEAVYARMS

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Like a normal pit but everyone stays at least 6 ft apart from each other

Safest mosh pit ever

facialimpediment
Feb 11, 2005

as the world turns

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Like a normal pit but everyone stays at least 6 ft apart from each other

the drinks thrown in the air are actually full of hand sanitizer

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Like a normal pit but everyone stays at least 6 ft apart from each other

Imagine I posed the "mournful tits" Venture Bros scene except its describing a socially distant mosh pit.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Radical 90s Wizard posted:

Like a normal pit but everyone stays at least 6 ft apart from each other

Like a middle school dance?

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

No no that's only 6 inches

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

MA-Horus posted:

No no that's only 6 inches

or 3

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Chichevache posted:

Like a middle school dance?

Literally told a co worker "leave room for jesus" while nudging him away with a meterstick today

Radical 90s Wizard
Aug 5, 2008

~SS-18 burning bright,
Bathe me in your cleansing light~

shame on an IGA posted:

Literally told a co worker "leave room for jesus" while nudging him away with a meterstick today

Fuckin lmao im usin this

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



shame on an IGA posted:

Literally told a co worker "leave room for jesus" while nudging him away with a meterstick today

oh god totally gonna use this

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I got a rib broke at a DKM show two years ago. Poorly proved point that a 40yr can still mosh.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

shame on an IGA posted:

Literally told a co worker "leave room for jesus" while nudging him away with a meterstick today

Out loving standing. :golfclap:

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

shame on an IGA posted:

Literally told a co worker "leave room for jesus" while nudging him away with a meterstick today

strong catholic nostalgia here

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



orange juche posted:

How do you do a mosh pit with social distancing?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

This would make a bomb tattoo

Handsome Ralph
Sep 3, 2004

Oh boy, posting!
That's where I'm a Viking!


LingcodKilla posted:

I got a rib broke at a DKM show two years ago. Poorly proved point that a 40yr can still mosh.

orange juche
Mar 14, 2012



LingcodKilla posted:

I got a rib broke at a DKM show two years ago. Poorly proved point that a 40yr can still mosh.

Imagining crab dad in a mosh pit makes me chuckle for some reason.

Godholio
Aug 28, 2002

Does a bear split in the woods near Zheleznogorsk?

shame on an IGA posted:

Literally told a co worker "leave room for jesus" while nudging him away with a meterstick today

Add me to the list of thieves. :lol:

LingcodKilla posted:

I got a rib broke at a DKM show two years ago. Poorly proved point that a 40yr can still mosh.

I've managed to be deployed every time they've been nearby. I'll probably end up having to go to LA to see them. Caught Flogging Molly a couple of times though, which owns.

Hexyflexy
Sep 2, 2011

asymptotically approaching one

shame on an IGA posted:

Literally told a co worker "leave room for jesus" while nudging him away with a meterstick today

ahahaha, stealing.

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007

Hexyflexy posted:

ahahaha, stealing.
It's less funny when youre 15 and it's your math teacher saying it in earnest, so I hope you all steal it back and make it a thing.

Naramyth
Jan 22, 2009

Australia cares about cunts. Including this one.

Hexyflexy posted:

ahahaha, stealing.

Saaaaame

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

LingcodKilla posted:

I got a rib broke at a DKM show two years ago. Poorly proved point that a 40yr can still mosh.

I got my orbital cracked at a DKM/Bouncing Souls/Rancid concert 3 years ago. Someone was throwing elbows in the pit.

King cans of beer make a good ice pack until they empty. I had a wicked shiner for a week.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


orange juche posted:

Imagining crab dad in a mosh pit makes me chuckle for some reason.



This was 2018



2017

Owe my rib.

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
It's good to know that during this crisis and lockdown, that junk mail is still delivered to my door.

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
VEGAS IS CLOSED FOR GAMBLING

https://thenevadaindependent.com/ar...of-other-states

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Lol CHUDS are getting angry about dumb coronavirus poo poo they posted on Facebook getting pulled. This is great.

dubzee
Oct 23, 2008



So my GF works at a tack & feed store. Not a chain, a single store that's been open since the 70's.

I brought her lunch today because I'm out of work and she's swamped with panicky bitches on top of the regulars that are doing the "just in case" thing.

Dude walks in and asks "How much for that bag of tomato seeds?" "Eight hundred dollars"

"WHAT?" "How many tomatoes have you grown from seeds? You won't have anything for at least a month under the best conditions. What are you planting in?"

"UUUUUHHHHHH"

Today I learned there are seed hoarders :smith:

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
dear God I hope this leads to online poker being legalized in the US I do not want to get a real job

maffew buildings fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Mar 18, 2020

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
Last pit I was in a dislocated a previously dislocated knee.

Good times

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT

maffew buildings posted:

dear God I hope this leads to poker being legalized in the US I do not want to get a real job

We closed.

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe

Pine Cone Jones posted:

My panic attack yesterday was just that, no fever or anything. Today however one of my coworkers was ordered home sick and got tested for Corona, he had many of the symptoms but tested negative for influenza. Unfortunately everyone he was around this morning are simply being told to wait. I'm not certain how long it takes for results, but if he is positive then I'm certain you're going to see a large increase in Maine of suspected cases.

Whereabouts in Maine? Anywhere nesr Portland?

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


dubzee posted:

So my GF works at a tack & feed store. Not a chain, a single store that's been open since the 70's.

I brought her lunch today because I'm out of work and she's swamped with panicky bitches on top of the regulars that are doing the "just in case" thing.

Dude walks in and asks "How much for that bag of tomato seeds?" "Eight hundred dollars"

"WHAT?" "How many tomatoes have you grown from seeds? You won't have anything for at least a month under the best conditions. What are you planting in?"

"UUUUUHHHHHH"

Today I learned there are seed hoarders :smith:

my motherinlaw grows all her tomatoes buy gathering the ones that start to grow out of the compost pile. seems to work for her

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bird cooch
Jan 19, 2007
Everyone in my house is unemployed by the end of next week. Party. There's a lot of people in the same spot. This is gonna be rough for a lot of them.


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