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day 5 of having coronavirus starting to get better still tired a f
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The rural Illinois Rosati's which decided it didn't need to close, and instead decided to air their opinions of Pritzker, has lost their franchise. https://herald-review.com/lifestyle...202c8fe42f.html
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Mar 18, 2020 17:33
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Outrail posted:My houseguests are desperately trying to get home. Spent all day on hold to change one flight at significant cost and now the connecting flight is cancelled. They're gonna be stuck here forever. welcome to the hotel COVIDcation last thing i remember i was coughing on the floor i had to call 911, the as same i had before "relax" said the doctor "we are here to help you breathe you can't get tested any time you like and you can never leave"
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Mar 18, 2020 17:33
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dwarf74 posted:The rural Illinois Rosati's which decided it didn't need to close, and instead decided to air their opinions of Pritzker, has lost their franchise. Seeing right wing conspiracy idiots swiftly getting their comeuppance with this is maybe the only silver lining
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Mar 18, 2020 17:34
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The CHINESE virus!!! I'm glad I'm inside all day now so I can't be assaulted by racist assholes
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Mar 18, 2020 17:34
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:The CHINESE virus!!! I'm glad I'm inside all day now so I can't be assaulted by racist assholes Spanish Flu and MERS looking pretty problematic too
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Mar 18, 2020 17:36
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Trying to get more info, Illinois friends in trade sectors (one automotive, another in plumbing) have been in meetings with union reps who say to get all affairs in order by tomorrow night as dept of labor is considering a lockdown for the chicagoland area.
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Mar 18, 2020 17:37
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Seeing right wing conspiracy idiots swiftly getting their comeuppance with this is maybe the only silver lining Well the governor did just potentially infect a 100k ppl by going forward with the primary yday....
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Mar 18, 2020 17:39
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Frank Sidebottom posted:Spanish Flu and MERS looking pretty problematic too guess what, that's why the WHO changed how they name things
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Mar 18, 2020 17:41
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The Walrus posted:has chuck tingle written Pounded In The Butt By A Novel Coronavirus yet obvious sequel title: Pounded in the Butt by My Own Novel Coronavirus Novel
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Mar 18, 2020 17:41
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Frank Sidebottom posted:Spanish Flu and MERS looking pretty problematic too The racists doing lovely things to people during the MERS outbreak is why the WHO now has strict guidelines to *not* name any disease or outbreak after a geographic area.
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Mar 18, 2020 17:41
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pixaal posted:So far most countries have been doing special flights just for their citizens, if the US closes the borders there will be a last flight out with a warning. Think about the panic of "my mother is stuck in Mexico for an unknown period of time living in a hotel room while a plague ravages the planet". We're going to minimize that and at least make the live in a hotel for 3 weeks be on US soil. But those special flights tend to not be free, and more expensive than a regular flight.
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Mar 18, 2020 17:45
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angryrobots posted:Does anyone remember the before time, with previous executive press briefings did every speaker give credit for everything directly to the president? It's very "our dear leader" and quite gross. Now we have the "The President's Coronavirus Guidelines for America". Gotta make sure the President gets credit for this document he definitely wrote and definitely understands. Is there a mandate that everyone behind the speaker has to nod endlessly during these briefings? Our President speaks at the news conference: At a question about potential 20% unemployment: "That is a worst case scenario. We don't look at that." "Because it comes from China. It's not racist." "The number of masks are incredible." "They've been getting along very well, Republicans and Democrats." "It snuck up on us." (Claiming the China border closing was very early) "We're doing it well." "This is a very unforeseen thing" "It's not effecting trade." "It was nobody's fault. I mean, some say it is somebody's fault." "There is going to be a comeback and it will take place very quickly." "Well, I think we're doing a very good job." "We have very great approval numbers." "Nobody has ever been swamped like this." Watching Trump quietly steam as they announce there will be a huge jump in cases over the next few days due to actually having tests. (When asked why the wealthy and well-connected get tests) "That is the story of life. It does happen occasionally." (When asked about cutting off asylum speakers) "The answer is yes." "Hopefully at the end of 30 days we will be in great shape." Xenocides fucked around with this message at 17:53 on Mar 18, 2020 |
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Mar 18, 2020 17:48
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The Walrus posted:has chuck tingle written Pounded In The Butt By A Novel Coronavirus yet he's refusing to profiteer from corona because he's a good guy
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Mar 18, 2020 17:52
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBLdQ1a4-JI
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Mar 18, 2020 17:52
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Forget it, Jake. It's Chinaflu
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Mar 18, 2020 17:54
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"I don't think, I know china is to blame"
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Mar 18, 2020 17:54
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President does not rule out punishing China for the virus coming from there.
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Mar 18, 2020 17:55
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tater_salad posted:"I don't think, I know china is to blame" Politifact rates this as 50% true
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Mar 18, 2020 17:55
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Fluffy Bunnies posted:he's refusing to profiteer from corona because he's a good guy he should donate the profits then this is a book that needs to be written
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Mar 18, 2020 17:57
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Hazo posted:Politifact rates this as 50% true The truthful part is "I don't think"
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Mar 18, 2020 17:59
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Has anyone been able to ascertain where the virus came from, geographically? I feel perhaps it should be pointed out publicly
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Mar 18, 2020 17:59
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'Jina!!! 
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Mar 18, 2020 18:00
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lilbeefer posted:Has anyone been able to ascertain where the virus came from, geographically? I feel perhaps it should be pointed out publicly Wasn't able to re-find the paper, unfortunately, but it did mention China, Iran and another country as possibilities. Maybe someone has the link handy?
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Mar 18, 2020 18:04
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We will soon know how much obesity factors into survival.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:05
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lilbeefer posted:Has anyone been able to ascertain where the virus came from, geographically? I feel perhaps it should be pointed out publicly Well we had Lambert on the last page claiming “the scientific papers” (citation needed) say that it didn’t come from China. There could be a lot of countries with live pangolin markets and months of coordinated efforts to hide to hide the emergence of a novel coronavirus. teardrop fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Mar 18, 2020 |
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Mar 18, 2020 18:09
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Lambert posted:Wasn't able to re-find the paper, unfortunately, but it did mention China, Iran and another country as possibilities. Maybe someone has the link handy? Are you sure this wasn’t a dream you had?
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Mar 18, 2020 18:09
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longtimelurker posted:We will soon know how much obesity factors into survival. BMI of over 40 is considered a big risk.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:12
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it was like a week ago he was saying this was just gonna blow over no big deal not even a point to get tested now look at the lives he saved with his quick thinking and early action. the hero that loving piece of poo poo
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Mar 18, 2020 18:16
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teardrop posted:Well we had Lambert on the last page claiming “the scientific papers” (citation needed) say that it didn’t come from China. There could be a lot of countries with live pangolin markets and months of coordinated efforts to hide to hide the emergence of a novel coronavirus. Yeah, that sure is extremely sound reasoning. You're much smarter than the people actually researching this stuff. I also didn't claim that it "didn't come from China", you absolute moron.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:16
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Lambert posted:Yeah, that sure is extremely sound reasoning, you moron. You earned your 50 cents, you can drop it.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:17
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gary oldmans diary posted:it was like a week ago he was saying this was just gonna blow over no big deal not even a point to get tested He's honestly still impressing the gently caress out of me. I had him holding that there is no problem line until people were turned down from hospitals and there were people dying in the streets. This could have been handled much better, but I never expected him to handle it at all so this is better than I hoped for (holy poo poo my expectations were so low).
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Mar 18, 2020 18:18
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I'm done LARPing Plague, inc. can we go home now?
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Mar 18, 2020 18:18
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pixaal posted:This could have been handled much better, but I never expected him to handle it at all so this is better than I hoped for (holy poo poo my expectations were so low). What is he actually doing? Giving press conferences?
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Mar 18, 2020 18:19
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covid beard update: my face and neck are itchy
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Mar 18, 2020 18:20
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Lambert posted:What is he actually doing? Giving press conferences? Probably going to sign a bill guaranteeing a basic income during this emergency then ride the wave to the election while claiming what he did wasn't socialism it was quick thinking and emergency action.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:23
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https://twitter.com/bnodesk/status/1240325975239516160?s=21 gently caress
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Mar 18, 2020 18:23
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Mozi posted:covid beard update: my face and neck are itchy push through, it's just the starting point. Chinavirus / Roni beard will end up being pretty spectacular if you stick with it.
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Mar 18, 2020 18:23
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Yeah thats a spike, holy poo poo.
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Lambert posted:What is he actually doing? Giving press conferences?
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