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InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
america never found a problem it couldn't spend it's way out of

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SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Say goodbye to Rikers

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017



Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



lol

https://twitter.com/thecjpearson/status/1240347175604891648?s=21

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

hopefully weinstein can get it and then "kill himself" like epstein did

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

D1E posted:

I'm not a religious person but what were the signs of the apocalypse in the bible? I know we already have a plague of locusts in Africa... was that one?

Hoping it's that time!

The 4 horsemen were the first sign

1. Pestilence (maybe, the first horseman doesn't have a clear meaning like the others)
2. War
3. Famine
and
4. Death (I guess death isn't so much its own thing as 'death will be nipping at the heels of all these terrible things happening')

If roni is the first horseman the locusts eating all the crops in east africa and the middle east could be the cause of #3

Goreld
May 8, 2002

"Identity Crisis" MurdererWild Guess Bizarro #1Bizarro"Me am first one I suspect!"

eric ciaramella posted:

New ventilator factories are being built as we speak. Thank you capitalism.

Wow, I didn’t know you could build a factory and have its production line maximized and delivering tested, validated products in three weeks.

SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Lokar posted:

remember this?

https://twitter.com/cnn/status/1146977277252648965?s=21

lol imagine all the people trapped in these pod shares
Pod Slave America

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Unperson_47 posted:

jim cramer is demanding cutting ceo pay and nationalizing the airlines with mnuchin live on cnbc apparently lol

(i'm not watching it; just reading the economics thread)

cramering into cnbc to nationalize the airlines

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
get this

nationalize the trains

and then make them run on time :hmmyes:

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010

Sharkie posted:

no offense but what tf does this mean. is it literally just sending checks to people regardless of their taxes? if not, how do your taxes come into play? and if it is just literally sending checks to people why can't they say that?

Democrat line on this had been :negative: we need a new bureaucracy for this it’s too hard :negative:

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

this is orly taitz' time to shine!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Morbus posted:

Death rate in Italy for 2018 and 2019 was about 10.5 deaths per 1000 people. Population of Italy is about 60.5 million. So in a normal year roughly 640,000 people die in Italy from all causes, or ~1750 per day.

400 people dying of coronavirus per day (and today it's closer to 500) means like 15-20% of all deaths in Italy are from coronavirus. JUST THE FLU BRO

I mean, it remains to be seen how long this death rate keeps up, but hopefully that puts into perspective what 400-500 dead per day means.

Thanks for doing the math, that's about as bad as I thought. Imagine if Corona was equally distributed across the whole of Italy :rip:

U-DO Burger
Nov 12, 2007




Unperson_47 posted:

jim cramer is demanding cutting ceo pay and nationalizing the airlines with mnuchin live on cnbc apparently lol

(i'm not watching it; just reading the economics thread)

lmao

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde

Schnorkles posted:

Jim Cramer is a weird guy who occasionally face plants into having really progressive ideas

Also Martin Shkreli’s mentor

CPA Hell
Apr 15, 2007

I like to press the number six!

eric ciaramella posted:

how about you loving pay everyone and if you accidentally pay a rich person you can tax it back from them next year?

this would hands down be the easiest way to do it.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



snoo posted:

close my loving store goddamn you

lol their going to keep retail workers suffering, my brain will not survive this crack pinging

Fuck You And Diebold
Sep 15, 2004

by Athanatos

InsertPotPun posted:

it's almost like it's all imaginary and doesn't really mean anything!

the number saw its own shadow and thought it was another number and freaked out

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.

Delthalaz posted:

Also Martin Shkreli’s mentor

and completely insane and a terrible human being

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit
:lol: looks like DeWine wants employers to take everyone's temperature, or he'll shut it all down.

I guess everything in Ohio will be shut down by Tuesday.

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





glad we’re looking at the real problems

Finicums Wake
Mar 13, 2017
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Schnorkles posted:

Jim Cramer is a weird guy who occasionally face plants into having really progressive ideas

he used to live in his car and was a member of a marxist party or something like that

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

gotta get ny doctors out to appalachia after they shut down all their hospitals and had massive brain drain

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

euphronius posted:

wow capillsm doesnt work ??

punishedkissinger
Sep 20, 2017

had to go outside to fix a company's router. didn't let anyone near me. wiped down every surface i was even close to with lysol. sanitized the poo poo out of my hands every ten minutes or so. when i got home i immdiately stripped my cloths off into a trash bag, put every item i was carrying into a plastic bin, wiped them each down individually, then hopped into the shower.

am i losing my mind or is this worth it

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

lol those recovery estimates

It's percentages so it's not like it's purely addative.

Start with say 100

Q1: -4%, 96
Q2: -14%, 82.6
Q3: +8% 89.2
Q4: +4% 92.7



no idea how they get to "+1.5% on the year"


either way wildly optimistic

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Homeless Friend posted:

cramering into cnbc to nationalize the airlines

lol

apatheticman
May 13, 2003

Wedge Regret
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QVUT2tcld1I

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



"it was china's fault" last thing I say dying from pneumonia in the ER parking lot

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Finicums Wake posted:

he used to live in his car and was a member of a marxist party or something like that
lol wtf. source?

brugroffil
Nov 30, 2015


Local food pantry is begging for donations what are some good things to donate?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Karl Barks posted:

what the gently caress are they planning? following up a pandemic with a world war? christ

how else do you think theyre going to get the economy back on track?

cargo cult
Aug 28, 2008

by Reene

Xaris posted:

gotta get ny doctors out to appalachia after they shut down all their hospitals and had massive brain drain
xaris what happened to your fever? did u ever get tested?

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

Unperson_47 posted:

BERNIE loving SANDERS

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009

brugroffil posted:

It's percentages so it's not like it's purely addative.

Start with say 100

Q1: -4%, 96
Q2: -14%, 82.6
Q3: +8% 89.2
Q4: +4% 92.7



no idea how they get to "+1.5% on the year"


either way wildly optimistic

It says minus1.5%.

How they got -1.5% I dunno though.

Crazypoops
Jul 17, 2017



kidkissinger posted:

had to go outside to fix a company's router. didn't let anyone near me. wiped down every surface i was even close to with lysol. sanitized the poo poo out of my hands every ten minutes or so. when i got home i immdiately stripped my cloths off into a trash bag, put every item i was carrying into a plastic bin, wiped them each down individually, then hopped into the shower.

am i losing my mind or is this worth it

do your best, but you're getting it not matter what

Nuclear War
Nov 7, 2012

You're a pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty pretty girl
My physician friend in Northern MI sent off her first corona swabs for testing on friday. Still not back. No wonder there's no reported cases up there

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


brugroffil posted:

Local food pantry is begging for donations what are some good things to donate?

consider donating stuff people need but that come second to food, such as diapers, baby formula, spices, and so forth

people usually donate poo poo like corn nog and wadded beef, so any DECENT canned stuff would be nice

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

recap from this morning?

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




brugroffil posted:

Local food pantry is begging for donations what are some good things to donate?

beans

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