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Greader posted:Over here the company is trying to do their best to prevent infections. Visitors now have to read a guideline before coming inside, and if they or a relative have been to one of the Risiko Gebieten set by the RKI then they gotta turn around and leave. Sanitizers and gloves are set here, official guidelines for workers to not shake hands anymore and take staggered breaks, feels like we are basically one internal case away from the whole place shutting down (and trying real hard to prevent that). I don't want to be a Negative Nancy and/or Debbie Downer, but it sounds more like your company is trying their best to make number go up (stonks or infections, either way). The Risikogebiete poo poo was completely divorced from reality even a week ago. Instituting a policy related to that now is absolutely terminal capitalism brain. I mean it in the nicest way possible when I say that I hope you get that one internal case soon and consequently shut down.
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Smirr posted:I don't want to be a Negative Nancy and/or Debbie Downer, but it sounds more like your company is trying their best to make number go up (stonks or infections, either way). The Risikogebiete poo poo was completely divorced from reality even a week ago. Instituting a policy related to that now is absolutely terminal capitalism brain. I mean it in the nicest way possible when I say that I hope you get that one internal case soon and consequently shut down. Oh yeah, they are basically trying to keep this place running as long as they can, and I hope the same so people finally got an excuse to self-quarantine. Not that it would benefit me too much as I still gotta show up for work but at least then I could just shitpost all day instead of just most of the day Edit: Also, looking at the RKI list, it mentions that the section of german risk areas has been updated slightly less than two weeks ago. I unno, getting a feeling there has been a couple more cases since the sixth, just a hunch Greader fucked around with this message at 09:37 on Mar 18, 2020 |
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Randler posted:So, which video games do y'all recommend to play during work from home? Stellaris, especially since the new DLC should be out.
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Combat Theory posted:Stellaris, especially since the new DLC should be out. gently caress
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Antigravitas posted:gently caress Combat Theory posted:Stellaris, especially since the new DLC should be out. The new expansion came out yesterday! I'm playing it right now, since my work has shut down 
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Meanwhile the measures my company has taken thus far: Last week - Half of each IT team has to got to Home Office, the other is supposed to get into the office. They switch who does what every week - Apprentinces have to come in every day, because they are not infection vectors, I guess. Yesterday - Closing the cafeteria - Shutting down the drink vending machines - You are no longer allowed to make coffee or tea - To reinforce that they turned off the water supply (Nothing prevents one to go five meters over to the bathroom) - The dishes got locked away, bring your own and clean it at home - Meetings are now limited to five people at max To be honest, I kinda want to get fired for daring to clean my coffee mug. It would be a hilarious topic at the next job interview. But it kinda shows how incompetent management is and how desperate the company is to not close down. They are super scared and there are claims that it's out of business if we have to close down for more than 48 hours. Which is a full circle back to incompetent management.
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That's an impressive display of helplessly flailing around.
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yeah that's hosed up. take care (or sick leave if you can)
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I was/am going to do a reasonably sized Einkauf tomorrow (been without bread since Monday), but since Merkel is going to address the nation tonight, I'm getting second thoughts. Like, she'll probably sprech aus her vollstes Vertrauen to the various levels of governments and Behörden, and that's all she wrote. Deutschland verreckt
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some berlin news from friends.. heard today that one company fired their ukrainian dev team and is putting everyone else on 80% hours 80% pay, and another is forcing 60% across the board. i wonder if any of the C-levels are going to look at their salary and consider dropping even lower in order to maintain job security of those they're responsible for lol
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Smirr posted:reasonably sized Einkauf Blixa Bargeld's new band.
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Miss CT went to the Blutspende today and reported a long waiting line as apparently a bunch of extra people decided to donate during the Viruskrise.
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Combat Theory posted:Miss CT went to the Blutspende today and reported a long waiting line as apparently a bunch of extra people decided to donate during the Viruskrise. That's good, please do that people. Not just because of current stuff, but because everyone should do that approximately every 56 days if they are able to. 
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I'm currently meditating on the two separate boomers that I saw leave the Rewe opposite of my kitchen window (with paper towels, of course), and immediately light a cigarette. Like, even if you don't smoke, imagine going to a supermarket and then the first thing you do after that is touching your lips over and over. I'm starting to vibrate through the floor
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Mar 18, 2020 17:28
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es gibt enkel, die ihren großeltern einen podcast aufzeichnen
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Homeofficebonzen flaunting their privileges and comfort wealth while the rest of us has to get out of bed and put on pants to go to work. 
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GABA ghoul posted:Homeofficebonzen flaunting their privileges and comfort wealth while the rest of us has to get out of bed and put on pants to go to work. What if I don't put on pants but always wear thigh-high socks for sexiness and compression 
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GABA ghoul posted:Homeofficebonzen flaunting their privileges and comfort wealth while the rest of us has to get out of bed and put on pants to go to work. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFNXlShMc9E 
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Randler posted:What if I don't put on pants but always wear thigh-high socks for sexiness and compression text me
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Mar 18, 2020 19:14
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Mutti scheduled for a live-address in 2 minutes on ZDF supposedly https://www.zdf.de/live-tv My parents are still in Chile, and I'm kinda worried that they'll be stranded there eventually depending on the outcome
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Getting back home had serious 28 Days later-vibe here in Hannover. I walked through the Einkaufsmeile of the main train station and then Nicci de Saint Phalle, and all Fresstempel were closing early or were already closed. A lot of shops had closed indefinitely. Everywhere warnings about Corona. I guess this is how people during a Pestwave must have felt.
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Mar 18, 2020 19:20
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Mutti scheduled for a live-address in 2 minutes on ZDF supposedly Apparently I missed it? https://www.zdf.de/nachrichten/politik/merkel-fernsehansprache-corona-100.html
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I took a walk along the canal today and lol, it was absolutely packed, people everywhere chilling along the canal smoking, drinking beers or wine, music playing everywhere. The admiralsbrücke was packed with people chilling out and drinking. gonna be interesting if there's an actual lockdown.
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oliwan posted:I took a walk along the canal today and lol, it was absolutely packed, people everywhere chilling along the canal smoking, drinking beers or wine, music playing everywhere. these people should be pushed into the canal fwiw
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Duzzy Funlop posted:Apparently I missed it? ARD will show it after the Tagesschau, ZDF and SAT1 right about now I think. Can't check, wife is watching local news.
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Mar 18, 2020 19:36
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Ist Corona Neuland?
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hope he dies or at least becomes 100% arbeitsunfähig otherwise friedrich "wenn die steuerlast ohnehin bei null gewesen wäre hätten wir euch nicht um 36 milliarden euro bescheissen müssen" fotzenfritz becomes chancellor and we all have to kill ourselves due to excessive fremdschämen
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I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!
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suck my woke dick posted:hope he dies or at least becomes 100% arbeitsunfähig Hart aber fair
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I had fully expected Mutti to declare some serious new restrictions, but it was pretty much just an appeal to reason and a thank you to the essentielle Jobs that are keeping life going at the moment. AfD is now obviously dismantling her words because "SHE DIDN'T SET A COURSE", but the good thing to come out of it is that the CDU/CSU can now be nailed down on not giving a poo poo about a huge sector on account of a very prominent soundbite.
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I'm going to watch the address after the Tagesschau and pretend it hasn't been released yet, because I refuse to acknowledge the ZDF's existence
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Aix posted:es gibt enkel, die ihren großeltern einen podcast aufzeichnen oh my god, this was a literal fuckign quote lmao
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Has anyone talked about loan relief yet? Asking for a friend.
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Suppose you're about to fly abroad tomorrow to, idk, Scotland, and someone there asked you to bring back any kind of German food. What would you bring them?
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Venomous posted:Suppose you're about to fly abroad tomorrow to, idk, Scotland, and someone there asked you to bring back any kind of German food. What would you bring them? Scotch made in Germany. Time to make some enemies. Otherwise buy a bunch of Leibniz kekse. Bahlsen is quite good in general.
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Mokotow posted:Has anyone talked about loan relief yet? Asking for a friend. You will be relieved of your debts when you are dead or everyone else is, whatever happens first.
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Randler posted:Ist Corona Neuland? Corona Nova. It was actually an OK speech for her and the funniest one ("Laden am Laufen halten"), but it might as well have been held by the President as she was sparse on actual measures implemented by her and her ministers.
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Libluini posted:Getting back home had serious 28 Days later-vibe here in Hannover. I walked through the Einkaufsmeile of the main train station and then Nicci de Saint Phalle, and all Fresstempel were closing early or were already closed. A lot of shops had closed indefinitely. Everywhere warnings about Corona. I guess this is how people during a Pestwave must have felt. I guess it misses the mountains of dead nodies nobody can bring away or bury any more fortunately, and we try our best to prevent it. My sister and her boyfriend have gotten their test back yesterday (took over 2 days for the result) - both have Corona, although only a mittleschweren Verlauf, so they don’t need to go to the hospital. Luckily they are self-isolating for over a week now. Other people of their WG and circle of friends start to show symptoms too.
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Venomous posted:Suppose you're about to fly abroad tomorrow to, idk, Scotland, and someone there asked you to bring back any kind of German food. What would you bring them? Lübecker Marzipan Hamburger Labskaus 
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Venomous posted:Suppose you're about to fly abroad tomorrow to, idk, Scotland, and someone there asked you to bring back any kind of German food. What would you bring them? Pfeffi or Berliner Luft
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