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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Lol this entire country only has 170,000 ventilators

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Stefan Prodan
Jan 7, 2002

I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!


Grimey Drawer

yea she musta took the class too

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/tripgabriel/status/1240368940951506949

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Lol this entire country only has 170,000 ventilators

uhh yeah you don't need that many when you deny healthcare to tons of people, checkmate :chord:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


Senator stupid fuckface

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020


Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Bake bread and then gently caress it

Wait a minute...

You can bake bread?

Goon Boots
Feb 2, 2020



When you are very familiar with what 3.4% of the population is.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

KozmoNaut posted:

Fresh bread rules.

My wheat+rye sourdough bready boys:



holy fucken poo poo mate :syoon:

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


I went to the grocery store earlier, Hope I don’t die

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
how is your quarantine going

here is mine

https://youtu.be/a4rK5iqJke8

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


Probably like 10% of his voting base

Probably higher since his base sustains on beer and cheese

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/TravisShreffler/status/1240399019169505282?s=19

what the gently caress

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


it’s only a virus, Michael! How much could it kill: 10 million!?!

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Goon Boots posted:

When you are very familiar with what 3.4% of the population is.

That percentage dying all in a short period of time lol

Ron Johnson get the covid, if only for taking Russ Feingold's seat, you fucker.

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
Donkey Kong this virus

Impkins Patootie
Apr 20, 2017





:sg:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Jazerus posted:

Like, this is insane. Look, there are many roles that people play in American life and in the news media, but my role, I don’t want to make every show about Trump. Not because I’m covering for Trump, but because I don’t think it’s that interesting and I don’t think it’s actually the truth. And the truth is this: We have all kinds of systemic failures here, big time. And no one wants to say that because actually they’re covering for the people who created those problems in the first place. Do you know what I mean? So I would love to hear somebody on why does it fall to Bernie Sanders to make the obvious points about corporate America’s role in all this? Bernie Sanders is a completely mediocre guy who doesn’t even really mean it—but why is he the only one who’s saying some things that are true? That’s what the media should be doing, but they’re not.

tucker carlson?

Doorknob Slobber
Sep 10, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

computer virus duh

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!

360 no-scope the virus and teabag it

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Here, blow into my warp whistle - Joe Biden

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
tighten up the trumos in level 3

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
🦠
:question:

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin

Jazerus posted:

tucker carlson is inches from flipping to maoism-third worldism

knew it was him. i can spot his rhetoric, the fucker.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
look at my world record no out of bounds run, child

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.

lmao

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar
coronavirus any% (takes population damage to save time)

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
put Barron in charge of the chronovirus task force

pigz
Jul 12, 2004

Nearly as overlooked as Joe Mauer

Lol the political ruling white nationalsit class talking about 'things they can't see'. As if they'd loving listen.

DoombatINC
Apr 20, 2003

Here's the thing, I'm a feminist.





Man I'm jealous++ of all those good looking baked goods

The store's been outta yeast since everyone went buyin-poo poo-crazy and I wanted to make some lil rolls for pork and such so I resorted to those two dusty packets of yeast in the back of the cabinet that have just always been there that we all have, you know the ones, and for the first time I think I've ever seen one of them straight didn't proof and the one came to life so weakly that I would've tossed it if I had any other option handy

I gotta make some sourdough starter so I don't run into this problem again

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
decimate the population with 0.5x a presses

Star Phlatulence
Jan 14, 2006

by Cyrano4747
Bleak Gremlin
the trump admin is openly pushing socialism and gamerism. theyre enforcing neethood on everyone. it owns

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
Finally. Trump listening to the gamer's needs.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
Senator Gary Peters (D-MI) was just on MSNBC saying he doesn't see why people who can keep working should get a gov't check

that's @SenGaryPeters on Twitter

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
...meanwhile on air force 2

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k
People are dying that have never died before. Scary, scary stuff.

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

skaboomizzy posted:

Senator Gary Peters (D-MI) was just on MSNBC saying he doesn't see why people who can keep working should get a gov't check

that's @SenGaryPeters on Twitter

He's up for election this year and it was already going to be a close race.

Welp, Republicans are definitely holding the Senate

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

my senator folks

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007

Zamujasa posted:

coronavirus any% (takes population damage to save time)

Here we're gonna damage boost off the boomers, say goodbye to the boomers. If you didn't know, normally the boomers are unkillable, but if you hold an election during a pandemic they basically kill themselves. OK now we're suffering some emotional damage, some of us lost parents, but we're in a better place. The game is trying to put joe biden in the white house but he actually died after sniffing a carrier. And there we go! We've actually tricked the game into thinking we elected Bernie Sanders. Ok, now here comes the guillotine section, we got time for donations.

2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Dr_0ctag0n posted:

360 no-scope the virus and teabag it

I'm flossing rn

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Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
This is all such a mess. My kid and I have been exposed (but like, three people removed, no one else before us is sick and they are at the end of their 14 days) but the person who kicked off the whole 'exposure chain' was only asked about who they came in contact with once they were showing symptoms. Even though we know for certain you are spreading it before you are showing symptoms, they didn't even care to hear about that. And this dude is a cop who came in contact with hundreds of people I reckon in the days leading up to this.

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