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I'm just taking a good moment to appreciate the only time i've ever seen the phrase "some people" used in my life to actually defend people on welfare instead of poo poo on em so bless you I Would Blow Dane Cook
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Zkoto posted:This is wrong though, you need a valid reason to keep your kids at home otherwise they will be marked down for an unexplained absence. Cool, punish the kids. Is a worldwide virus pandemic not considered a valid reason?
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Visible Stink posted:Is a worldwide virus pandemic not considered a valid reason? It will be eventually but a lot of government departments haven't even considered how they will need to change their current policies and practices yet and I doubt that those in the ivory towers are taking advice from people on the ground. Personally, I think the unions should be publicly calling for government employees not to follow stupid rules which are only going to make things worse at the moment. Lolie fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Mar 19, 2020 |
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Mar 19, 2020 01:40
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Doing a plop and enjoying having a shorter day than normal, thanks flex hours
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Lolie posted:Do opioids have an anxiolytic effect? My doctor increased my Targin dose yesterday and I'm feeling a distinct lack of anxiety today despite the world going to hell in a handbasket. In my (junkie) experience its hard to feel anxious when you got euphoria chemicals in your system
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Just an FYI that diarrhoea and runny nose can be symptoms of stress/anxiety in case you were having those symptoms and thought you might be sick.
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Isaac posted:In my (junkie) experience its hard to feel anxious when you got euphoria chemicals in your system I'm definitely not feeling euphoric, but it's the first time opioids have had an effect on me beyond just relieving pain. Feels a bit odd.
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Mar 19, 2020 02:02
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Dude in charge of emergency planning in nsw is named Warboys.
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passed the tip about “”””ethnic”””” stores having food on to remote coworkers thanks aus gbs
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Mar 19, 2020 02:12
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Isaac posted:Sometimes they cant even get the front door unlocked as if that isnt their entire professional function lol the best surprise we had from a real estate agent was fairly recent, they just burst right into our flat. Mid - cone ripping. Turns out you need to **really** check the number on the place you’re entering first, rather than after the people inside freak out and start yelling “what theee” at you and your mate / lucky nobody really has any weapons here I guess.
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well why not posted:passed the tip about “”””ethnic”””” stores having food on to remote coworkers thanks aus gbs As long as it's not the same ones I'm going to!!!!!
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Mar 19, 2020 02:42
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Zkoto posted:This is wrong though, you need a valid reason to keep your kids at home otherwise they will be marked down for an unexplained absence. Cool, punish the kids. My kids school is actively setting up online resources so that kids who are being kept home can continue learning. I can definitely see Centerlink et al. being cunts about it but I doubt the schools themselves will be actively punishing kids for this.
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Mar 19, 2020 02:49
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Mar 19, 2020 03:00
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Caller: Dr karl ive got blood spraying out of me I think I have coronavirus Dr Karl:You will have warm blood, lizards on the other hand have cold blood Zan Rowe: Does this help you dan from ballarat?
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Mar 19, 2020 03:07
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Isaac posted:I inspected a property yesterday and half the house was behind a locked door. Like if you just want me to just imagine what the rooms are like I could have stayed at home and done that  I thought you were a Real Estate Agent just now.
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Mar 19, 2020 03:10
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Junkies are going to have to work for their paracetamol fix.
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Tasmania has gone into lockdown.
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tardwrangler posted:Greg Butcher got his jaw broken in a choko fight when I was about 10 Choko fights loving rule.
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Airstream Driver posted:Junkies are going to have to work for their paracetamol fix. Had to buy goddamn Panadol (R) TM
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Caesar Saladin posted:my brother had four boiled eggs last night, I'm appalled, I thought we were all in this together to make supplies last but clearly we have a greedy pig in our midst 4 (four) Boiled Eggs is pretty loving hardcore.
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Mar 19, 2020 03:45
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Caller: Dr karl ive got blood spraying out of me I think I have coronavirus E: I was listening to Dr. Karl this morning. Blow fucked around with this message at 03:58 on Mar 19, 2020 |
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Nonviolent J is driving a bus full of Sydney residents to Orange, Parkes and Forbes in the same day so they can hoard more groceries.
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Caller: Dr karl ive got blood spraying out of me I think I have coronavirus This is loving amazing and even though I love Dr. Karl, this highlights the biggest problem. Sometimes it’s so frustrating to listen to.
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Just store the boiled eggs in your rear end, if you add them and curry powder into a ziplock bag you can make devilled eggs
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Mar 19, 2020 04:52
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This is actually Isaac's masterpiece, I just updated it for the current circumstances.
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Mar 19, 2020 05:58
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Dark desire to do one of those long wrist-to-elbow smear of snot from wiping nose
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Mar 19, 2020 07:02
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Saving up a huge bushmans blow for when this is all over
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Mar 19, 2020 07:10
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Wish me luck One from Coles and one from a grocer 
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Mar 19, 2020 07:13
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well why not posted:we rent off of a family member so lol at dealing with a real estate. The biggest cokehead scumbags known to man. 90% of the time I have lived in Bathurst I have rented from people I know. Never a bit of drama. I'm moving to the Sydney area and holy poo poo it sucks rear end trying to get a place. It's not like I don't have a good job or anything.
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Pretty sure we’ve got the virus in my house, but there’s no way to get tested. Multiple cases in my extended workplace but not close enough to meet the testing criteria. I work closely with five or so other people who would also have it if I have it. But they won’t be allowed a test either. Welf
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i hope nobody on the australia thread gets the corona virus
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:Caller: Dr karl ive got blood spraying out of me I think I have coronavirus hey, you've said this before I know because I ripped it and posted it to Facebook [edit] oh I see you've made it topical
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seen a guy walking around in the neighbourhood over the last couple days in a hospital workers uniform, but wearing a shower cap too. don't think the shower cap's gonna help much mate
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Honestly, it might :thonk:
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They've finally decided they're going to disenfect poo poo like our desks and the computer rooms daily as a precaution to prevent the virus. It caused quite some consternation with the teachers whose desks are essentially piles of paper. I recycled anything I didn't need and crammed all of my food poo poo in my bottom drawer so that things are clear. Perhaps the dead cockroach population that lives under my desk will disappear along with the coating of dust.
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Raged posted:90% of the time I have lived in Bathurst I have rented from people I know. Never a bit of drama. 
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Mar 19, 2020 11:10
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The person who sits next to me at work is off sick till the 26th 
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:The person who sits next to me at work is off sick till the 26th The guy next to me has been away all week isolated and spent all the week prior at a conference with a bunch of foreigners. Wondering what the chance of him actually being infected is Our office/room has been nicknamed the incubator
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We can’t implement working from home until they get the vpn system to stop crashing and in the five years I’ve worked here they’ve never managed to do that even under normal load.
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