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Facebook Aunt posted:I would live in all these houses. These are actually way more tasteful than I would expect with that keyword. Youth Decay posted:looks very safe 
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Bubbacub posted:These are actually way more tasteful than I would expect with that keyword. And those are actually the most out-there houses I could find. As with funky, whimsical is usually realtorspeak for "has colors other than white gray or beige", but it can also mean "has a garden" or "has a themed kids bedroom".
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Mar 17, 2020 16:25
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This dome's been on the market since 2015. 
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Sexual Aluminum posted:Not sure if this is where to post this, but how do I remove this kind of phone plate? The weird button bolt things don’t pull out, and they just spin it I try to twist them. See if you can get a flathead into that slot on the right hand side of it in the picture? It looks like that should let you pry out the central plastic part of the cover, and I'd be willing to bet there's screws behind that.
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Mar 17, 2020 21:42
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The Zillow search term of the day is "treehouse" (that's realtorspeak for "has a balcony" btw)     probably a DIY nightmare underneath but I'm a sucker for old A-frames  the only actual treehouse in the entire search 
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Mar 17, 2020 22:19
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It's only a real treehouse if it comes from the trehosse region of France Otherwise it's just sparkling rustic
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Mar 17, 2020 23:08
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https://www.domain.com.au/property-profile/136-138-georges-river-crescent-oyster-bay-nsw-2225 wow
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Mar 18, 2020 00:08
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I can't even begin to imagine what that sold for. 10s of millions I would think. Even a hovel would sell for a million dollars there. A lot of the furnishing are gorgeous; but it is way too cluttered with knickknacks The Lord Bude fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Mar 18, 2020 |
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Mar 18, 2020 03:50
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I've noticed that every time I go through a slideshow, I involuntarily blink every time I advance to the next slide, and now I'm curious if that happens to anyone else.
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Mar 18, 2020 04:45
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TheMightyHandful posted:https://www.domain.com.au/property-profile/136-138-georges-river-crescent-oyster-bay-nsw-2225 They forgot to remove the 90 year old coot from one of the pictures.
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Mar 18, 2020 10:35
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The Lord Bude posted:I can't even begin to imagine what that sold for. 10s of millions I would think. Even a hovel would sell for a million dollars there. Yeah, way too much poo poo in there. The furniture would be good for them to leave, since it fits, but get rid of all them knicknacks.
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Mar 18, 2020 11:17
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drgitlin posted:They forgot to remove the 90 year old coot from one of the pictures. She comes with the sale. She’s actually a ghost.
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Mar 18, 2020 12:32
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TheMightyHandful posted:https://www.domain.com.au/property-profile/136-138-georges-river-crescent-oyster-bay-nsw-2225 Ha, I love it. I bet that old lady constantly tells her kids that when she dies all these heirlooms will be theirs, and doesn't get why they aren't excited.
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Mar 18, 2020 14:40
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The Zillow search term of the day is "floating" (these aren't houseboats, they're ~floating homes~ since they don't move under their own power)     the 1972 version  the literally just a garage on a raft version  the $25,000 shantyboat version 
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Mar 18, 2020 22:01
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Youth Decay posted:The Zillow search term of the day is "floating" (these aren't houseboats, they're ~floating homes~ since they don't move under their own power) So those are houseboats without having any advantages of the boat part?
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Mar 18, 2020 22:19
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Youth Decay posted:the 1972 version Wow.....that is a full-on commercial range with a commercial hood above it, not some prosumer fancy stainless range. Somebody is pretty drat serious about cooking.
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Mar 18, 2020 22:37
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HardDiskD posted:So those are houseboats without having any advantages of the boat part? The better comparison is a waterfront condo, except moorage/liveaboard fees are cheaper than condo fees and there's usually a boat slip under the cabin. I can kind of see the appeal for someone who likes boating but wants a real house to come back to.
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Mar 18, 2020 22:39
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HardDiskD posted:So those are houseboats without having any advantages of the boat part? The main advantages of the boat part are retained: * Can live somewhere decent while paying a tiny fraction of the mortgage/rent for a house in the same place. Most people who live on boats basically only do it cos it’s cheap, and only move them when they’re required to.
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Mar 18, 2020 22:40
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I wonder if it's uninsured like a house or uninsured like a boat
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Mar 18, 2020 22:57
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HardDiskD posted:So those are houseboats without having any advantages of the boat part? They're just docks with structures on them. Ain't y'all ever seen a boathouse before? And you do insure them live houses, which is why the 'doesn't move under own power' thing is important.
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Mar 18, 2020 23:45
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This fabulous historic queenslander style house in inner city Brisbane just sold for $13 million: https://www.domain.com.au/14-sutherland-avenue-ascot-qld-4007-2016106061 It's gorgeous. I love the furnishings as well. The Lord Bude fucked around with this message at 02:01 on Mar 19, 2020 |
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Mar 19, 2020 01:59
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The Zillow search term of the day is "equestrian". Yes, we're looking at Horse Barns (specifically the lounges and tack rooms of Horse Barns) That Are Nicer Than My Apartment     The next one's a bit special, because it's a time capsule of the 1980s Arabian Horse Bubble. Up until the late 1980s horses as assets were taxed differently (like livestock, essentially) and so horses in general were a popular thing for rich people to sink their money into. In the early 1980s Arabian horse breeders jumped on this and started marketing their horses to celebrities and the nouveau rich as exotic "living art". This inflated the price of Arabian horses, many of which weren't ever actually trained to be ridden, which in turn made them more popular for tax evasion, which pumped their value even more, and so on until the tax rules changed and suddenly they coudn't give away the thousands of useless genetic disasters that had flooded the market. That is the background of this fancy rear end barn, built in 1983 at the height of the craze.  why yes, those are custom stained glass portraits of their stallions  there's a goddamn BALLROOM in the barn supposedly built for Patrick Swayze to hold  the sellers feel it is very important that you know the Swayze provenance of this property 
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Mar 19, 2020 23:02
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Are those chairs actually functional for some horse thing, or are they just uselessly facing the door/goose painting?
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Mar 20, 2020 15:41
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Nosre posted:Are those chairs actually functional for some horse thing, or are they just uselessly facing the door/goose painting? Just lol if you don't have a manservant to help you put on / take off your riding boots while you sit in your rich Corinthian leather chair and threaten him with a riding crop.
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Mar 20, 2020 15:44
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The Lord Bude posted:This fabulous historic queenslander style house in inner city Brisbane just sold for $13 million:   I love this bathroom but it also feels like I have gone fully colorblind. Also I don't want to clean it, ever.
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Mar 20, 2020 17:48
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Just lol if you don't have a manservant to help you put on / take off your riding boots while you sit in your rich Corinthian leather chair and threaten him with a riding crop. "Cancelled TV dramas" for 200, Alex. ...... What is 'Fantasy Island'?
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Mar 20, 2020 18:13
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value-brand cereal posted:I love this bathroom but it also feels like I have gone fully colorblind. Also I don't want to clean it, ever. I wouldn't mind. It's all hard, impermiable surfaces and the tile there that isn't big panels of marble has black grout. It's a mopper's paradise.
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value-brand cereal posted:
Pubes will be visible everywhere.
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Mar 20, 2020 18:35
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I mean if you've just dropped a cool 13 mill on a house you presumably aren't cleaning your own bathroom. When I said I liked the furnishings I meant the antique style furniture. I'm not the hugest fan of that bathroom, it looks totally out of place in that house and I would have done something more period appropriate.
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Mar 20, 2020 18:37
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The Zillow search term of the day is "tiny"      840sf isn't really tiny and the price tag certainly isn't, but I just love this kitchen 
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Mar 20, 2020 23:09
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Youth Decay posted:The Zillow search term of the day is "tiny" I just bought a place that's 840sf and the price tag on that 840sf there is exploding my mind.
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Mar 20, 2020 23:13
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Youth Decay posted:840sf isn't really tiny[/url] and the price tag certainly isn't, but I just love this kitchen I really can’t see much to love - those look like stock cabinets with laminate counters, the fridge doesn’t fit or look good there, and there’s not even an extractor over the stove.
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Mar 20, 2020 23:39
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Kase moch posted:I just bought a place that's 840sf and the price tag on that 840sf there is exploding my mind. The land (0.64 waterfront acres in Cape Cod) alone is worth like $500k. wooger posted:I really can’t see much to love - those look like stock cabinets with laminate counters, the fridge doesn’t fit or look good there, and there’s not even an extractor over the stove. Double electric oven + antique gas range + a lot more counterspace than is typical in a "vacation" cottage.
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Mar 21, 2020 00:07
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Youth Decay posted:The Zillow search term of the day is "tiny" Is that a closet toilet?
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Mar 21, 2020 00:56
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Youth Decay posted:Double electric oven + antique gas range + a lot more counterspace than is typical in a "vacation" cottage. Okay.....but other than what was already mentioned there is a single bare bulb expertly positioned as to have you casting shadows on any work surface (or the stove) that you might be using after dark. It's really poorly thought out and the three appliances I can see seem to be purposefully chosen to clash.
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Mar 21, 2020 00:59
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HardDiskD posted:Is that a closet toilet? Nope just a very small bathroom. 
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Mar 21, 2020 01:33
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The Zillow search term of the day is "straw bale"      kitty   would live maximally here 
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Mar 21, 2020 22:25
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Youth Decay posted:The Zillow search term of the day is "straw bale" Some of these are outright nice. If you can stand the rustic look, and you’re prepared to do the research I think you can do a lot worse than a straw bale house. I’ve seen a couple of these on grand designs (Channel 4 UK tv show) which I’m running through the back catalogue of just now. Both fine, though you have to be extremely rigorous about running services correctly.
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Mar 21, 2020 22:49
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The Zillow search term of the day is "local artist"    DOG SHRINE 
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Couple things I just saw on Tumblr: A mellow dining environment  A bathroom I don't have words to describe
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