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numeracy This poll is closed.
sx nmb*r	69	0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r	420	1.34%
Jeb! number	538	1.72%
Biden numbr	30330	96.72%
Total:	31357 votes

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Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

lead with science + listen to the experts............ except on climate change where my plan gets to carbon neutral 20 years too late

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1240436952538775553

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:50

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:01

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lead with science + listen to the experts............ except on climate change where my plan gets to carbon neutral 20 years too late

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1240436952538775553

his word as a Biden. lmao

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:52

Wraith of J.O.I.: Jan 25, 2012

AUDIO!!!

https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1240438512509489159

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:53

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

What does "My Word as a Biden" mean

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:56

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lead with science + listen to the experts............ except on climate change where my plan gets to carbon neutral 20 years too late

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1240436952538775553

Tell the truth... except for during debates, and other times. Say Jack, you ever been arrested in South Africa?

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:56

really queer Christmas: Apr 22, 2014

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

AUDIO!!!

https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1240438512509489159

Owns.

Too bad this Bernie wasnt here like a month ago.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:56

Pingui: Jun 4, 2006; WTF?

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

AUDIO!!!

https://twitter.com/BenjaminPDixon/status/1240438512509489159

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1240372907773173769

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:58

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

lead with science + listen to the experts............ except on climate change where my plan gets to carbon neutral 20 years too late

https://twitter.com/JoeBiden/status/1240436952538775553

ah yes the storied biden family

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:59

Pork Chops Aplenty: Jan 11, 2008

So Bernie or bust was overblown in 2016, but we're definitely not voting for biden this time right?

# ? Mar 19, 2020 01:59

punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

Which party is the left wing party and which is the right wing? I legit can't tell anymore.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:02

Gatts: Jan 2, 2001; Goodnight Moon; Nap Ghost

Wraith of J.O.I. posted:

keep.......... going....... almost..... there......................

https://twitter.com/GunnelsWarren/status/1240399766674169856

Awesome, LMAO, Bernie Sanders Shadow President

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:02

oxsnard: Oct 8, 2003

https://twitter.com/GarlicCorgi/status/1240422797127692290?s=19

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:02

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

PUSSY MASTER 007 posted:

So Bernie or bust was overblown in 2016, but we're definitely not voting for biden this time right?

if we did they�d blame us just the same when Biden gets obliterated so gently caress �em

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:02

Taintrunner: Apr 10, 2017; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

punk rebel ecks posted:

Which party is the left wing party and which is the right wing? I legit can't tell anymore.

both are right wing parties.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:02

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Pingui posted:

Jesus, just read a tweet thread that contains a summary of the Imperial College report, if somebody would like to know how criminal the DNC, the RNC and the state governments have been by keeping the primaries on, keep reading. If on the other hand you would like to sleep tonight, don't:

Initial tweet followed by subsequent tweets unrolled and my comments at the bottom:
https://twitter.com/jeremycyoung/status/1239975682643357696

"We can now read the Imperial College report on COVID-19 that led to the extreme measures we've seen in the US this week. Read it; it's terrifying. I'll offer a summary in this thread; please correct me if I've gotten it wrong.
imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial�
The Imperial College team plugged infection and death rates from China/Korea/Italy into epidemic modeling software and ran a simulation: what happens if the US does absolutely nothing -- if we treat COVID-19 like the flu, go about our business, and let the virus take its course?
Here's what would happen: 80% of Americans would get the disease. 0.9% of them would die. Between 4 and 8 percent of all Americans over the age of 70 would die. 2.2 million Americans would die from the virus itself.
It gets worse. People with severe COVID-19 need to be put on ventilators. 50% of those on ventilators still die, but the other 50% live. But in an unmitigated epidemic, the need for ventilators would be 30 times the number available in the US. Nearly 100% of these patients die.
So the actual death toll from the virus would be closer to 4 million Americans -- in a span of 3 months. 8-15% of all Americans over 70 would die.
How many is 4 million people? It's more Americans than have died all at once from anything, ever. It's the population of Los Angeles. It's 4 times the number of Americans who died in the Civil War...on both sides combined. It's two-thirds as many people as died in the Holocaust.
Americans make up 4.4% of the world's population. If we extrapolate these numbers to the rest of the world (warning: MOE is high here), this gives us 90 million deaths globally from COVID-19, in 3-6 months. 15 Holocausts. 1.5 times as many people as died in all of World War II.
Now, of course countries won't stand by and do nothing. So the Imperial College team ran the numbers again, this time assuming a "mitigation" strategy: all symptomatic cases in the US in isolation. Families of those cases quarantined. All Americans over 70 social distancing.
This mitigation strategy is what you've seen a lot of people talking about when they say we should "flatten the curve": try to slow the spread of the disease to the people most likely to die from it, to avoid overwhelming hospitals.
And it does flatten the curve -- but not nearly enough. The death rate from the disease is cut in half, but it still kills 1.1 million Americans all by itself. The peak need for ventilators falls by two-thirds, but it still exceeds the number of ventilators in the US by 8 times.
That leaves the actual death toll in the US at right around 2 million deaths. The population of Houston. Two Civil Wars. One-third of the Holocaust. Globally, 45 million people die: 7.5 Holocausts, 3/4 of World War II. That's what happens if we rely on mitigation & common sense.
Finally, the Imperial College team ran the numbers again, assuming a "suppression" strategy: isolate symptomatic cases, quarantine their family members, social distancing for the whole population, all public gatherings/most workplaces shut down, schools and universities close.
Suppression works! The death rate in the US peaks 3 weeks from now at a few thousand deaths, then goes down. We hit but don't exceed the number of available ventilators. The nightmarish death tolls from the rest of the study disappear.
But here's the catch: if we EVER relax suppression before a vaccine is administered to the entire population, COVID-19 comes right back and kills millions of Americans in a few months, the same as before.
After the 1st suppression period ends in July, we could probably lift restrictions for a month, followed by 2 more months of suppression, in a repeating pattern without triggering an outbreak or overwhelming the ventilator supply. Staggering breaks by city could do a bit better.
But we simply cannot EVER allow the virus to spread throughout the entire population in the way other viruses do, because it is just too deadly. If lots of people we know end up getting COVID-19, it means millions of Americans are dying. It simply can't be allowed to happen.
How quickly will a vaccine be here? Last week three separate research teams announced they had developed vaccines. Yesterday, one of them (with FDA approval) injected its vaccine into a live person, without waiting for animal testing. That's an extreme measure, but necessary.
Now, though, they have to monitor the test subject for 14 months to make sure the vaccine is safe. This part can't be rushed: if you're going to inoculate all humans, you have to make absolutely sure the vaccine itself won't kill them. It probably won't, but you have to be sure.
Assuming the vaccine is safe and effective, it will still take several months to produce enough to inoculate the global population. For this reason, the Imperial College team estimated it will be about 18 months until the vaccine is available.
During those 18 months, things are going to be very difficult and very scary. Our economy and society will be disrupted in profound ways. And if suppression actually works, it will feel like we're doing all this for nothing, because infection and death rates will remain low.
It's easy to get people to come together in common sacrifice in the middle of a war. It's very hard to get them to do so in a pandemic that looks invisible precisely because suppression methods are working. But that's exactly what we're going to have to do. /end"

The consequence of the primaries is that none of the strategies have been followed, as a matter of fact the primaries will serve as super nodes that will result in a much, much faster spread. And considering AZ and Florida, some of the absolutely worst possible places for a disease like this will essentially reach something approaching 100% penetration. The report does NOT include deaths due to lack of respirators for other needs or any other secondary death.

lmao

boomers are so loving stupid:

https://twitter.com/EllenSpivak/status/1240203747671801861

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:03

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

wow what did biden just do yesterday u old dipshit?

:rip:

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:03

Bearjew: Apr 18, 2017

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What does "My Word as a Biden" mean

he's lying

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:04

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

CharlieFoxtrot posted:

What does "My Word as a Biden" mean

usually it means "rrirrrnrnrarrrraprock"

thats his word :smugdon:

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:05

Broken Machine: Oct 22, 2010

Pingui posted:

https://twitter.com/Amy_Siskind/status/1240372907773173769

she's not wrong; bernie ran for mayor on a far left platform, and only won by about ten votes. if a woman had run on the exact same platform, run the same campaign as bernie at the same time and place, she'd have probably lost

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:05

1982 Subaru Brat: Feb 2, 2007; by Athanatos

PUSSY MASTER 007 posted:

So Bernie or bust was overblown in 2016, but we're definitely not voting for biden this time right?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:05

rudecyrus: Nov 6, 2009; fuck you trolls

punk rebel ecks posted:

Which party is the left wing party and which is the right wing? I legit can't tell anymore.

One is the center-right party, the other is the far-right party.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:06

El Burbo: Oct 10, 2012

PUSSY MASTER 007 posted:

So Bernie or bust was overblown in 2016, but we're definitely not voting for biden this time right?

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:07

radical meme: Apr 17, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

PUSSY MASTER 007 posted:

So Bernie or bust was overblown in 2016, but we're definitely not voting for biden this time right?

Bernie supporters are the only people Voting for Trump at this point. Nice revolution you got there.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:07

punk rebel ecks: Dec 11, 2010; A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.

rudecyrus posted:

One is the center-right party, the other is the far-right party.

Yeah. but which one is which.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:07

SSJ_naruto_2003: Oct 12, 2012

So, if all of the no Joe's do write in Bernie or not vote and the democrats still win, does thas leave us with a nazi in 2024?

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:09

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

1982 Subaru Brat posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b3_lVSrPB6w

mike pence just got an urge to vote for bernie sanders

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:09

DEEP STATE PLOT: Aug 13, 2008; Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!

SSJ_naruto_2003 posted:

So, if all of the no Joe's do write in Bernie or not vote and the democrats still win, does thas leave us with a nazi in 2024?

yes

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:09

CharlieFoxtrot: Mar 27, 2007; organize digital employees

https://twitter.com/meaganmday/status/1240444971888459776

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:09

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

radical meme posted:

Bernie supporters are the only people Voting for Trump at this point. Nice revolution you got there.

lmao ur brain dont work so good

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:11

Cup Runneth Over: Aug 8, 2009; She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate

quote:

It's two-thirds as many people as died in the Holocaust.

No it isn't. It's two thirds as many Jewish people as died in the Holocaust.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:11

Pingui: Jun 4, 2006; WTF?

Broken Machine posted:

she's not wrong; bernie ran for mayor on a far left platform, and only won by about ten votes. if a woman had run on the exact same platform, run the same campaign as bernie at the same time and place, she'd have probably lost

A pandemic stands to kill millions and the economy is on the cusp of melting down to The Great Depression levels of poo poo. If you actually think there would be 24-hour coverage tone policing a woman for saying "loving" NOW, I believe you are incorrect.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:11

A big flaming stink: Apr 26, 2010

the dems are literally the biggest idiots in the goddamn world

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1240436642957197313

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:11

mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

punk rebel ecks posted:

Yeah. but which one is which.

First one, then the other.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:12

Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

Cup Runneth Over posted:

No it isn't. It's two thirds as many Jewish people as died in the Holocaust.

i saw that too

how about all those roma, gay people, disabled people, slavs, communists, etc, sucks how they always get forgotten

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:13

genericnick: Dec 26, 2012

really queer Christmas posted:

Owns.

Too bad this Bernie wasnt here like a month ago.

Comrade Corona probably arrived a month too late to save the world.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:13

Victory Position: Mar 16, 2004

A big flaming stink posted:

the dems are literally the biggest idiots in the goddamn world

https://mobile.twitter.com/ScottPresler/status/1240436642957197313

https://twitter.com/KathleenStutz3/status/1240437898295627781

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:15

Streak: May 16, 2004; by Nyc_Tattoo

chuds are pro government handout now and Nancy Pelosi is a chud LMFAO

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:16

Yinlock: Oct 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/business/status/1240388519794814978?s=20

bernie can't win because bernie has already won :getin:

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:17

Dmitri-9: Nov 30, 2004; There's something really sexy about Scrooge McDuck. I love Uncle Scrooge.

PUSSY MASTER 007 posted:

So Bernie or bust was overblown in 2016, but we're definitely not voting for biden this time right?

Listen friend we need low interest loans and tax credits to fight this thing. One thing I learned in Scranton working for Dunder Mifflin is that we need to respect the deficit.

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:17

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# ? Jun 12, 2024 00:01

joepinetree: Apr 5, 2012

Taintrunner posted:

https://twitter.com/kdrum/status/1240074225723072513?s=21

lmao liberals are really gonna give trump all 538 EVs

I like how this guy's idea is "unemployment insurance, but with a website"

# ? Mar 19, 2020 02:19

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