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s*x n*mb*r 69 0.22%
w@@d n_mb_r 420 1.34%
Jeb! number 538 1.72%
Biden numbr 30330 96.72%
Total: 31357 votes
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Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

really queer Christmas posted:

The republicans faking their pivot to the left is because their afraid their base is about to all die.

they also know their base will never seen benefits for themselves as socialism

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WampaLord
Jan 14, 2010

Phone posted:

lemme do my best d&d impression

bUt DoNt U kNoW tHaT tHe RePuBlIcAnS aRe LyInG????????

succ has been at an all time high lately

turns out one virus has shown that the entire country is a sham and they have no idea how to cope with it, while the left is just getting proven right over and over again

https://slate.com/news-and-politics/2020/03/coronavirus-tsa-liquid-purell-paid-leave-rules.html

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
if we can't burn this whole party down after a fuckup of this magnitude I'm going to give up on anything good ever happening

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Tetracube posted:

if we can't burn this whole party down after a fuckup of this magnitude I'm going to give up on anything good ever happening

You shouldn't, if anything you should find consolation in the fact that out of the blue CO2 emissions dropped like a rock, boomers get wrecked and there is serious discussion about massively increasing welfare.

A couple more rounds of Corona-chan, and who knows if gay space communism is the center-right.

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Pingui posted:

You shouldn't, if anything you should find consolation in the fact that out of the blue CO2 emissions dropped like a rock, boomers get wrecked and there is serious discussion about massively increasing welfare.

A couple more rounds of Corona-chan, and who knows if gay space communism is the center-right.

So we should be actively helping to spread the virus as a form of accelerationism? I'm down to become a death cultist. Do we get robes?

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

but we can't do good things because people NEED HELP NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

god I'm still mad about Joe Biden

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Writing in coronavirus at the ballot in November after Bernie drops out and endorses Biden, because it's the only one demonstrating the leadership we need right now

thicc_waluigi
Jan 5, 2019


Moderates are pissing themselves with rage over mild praise for emergency measures and mild criticism of Democrats while Nancy Pelosi is turning an enormous dial labeled "means testing" and looking at her donors for approval.

https://mobile.twitter.com/gdigitalzsmooth/status/1240463648037969920

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Cup Runneth Over posted:

So we should be actively helping to spread the virus as a form of accelerationism? I'm down to become a death cultist. Do we get robes?

Corona-chan is the light, and while robes would be cool, suits might be better.

Edit: In case anyone's irony meter is broken, don't start a death cult spreading Covid-19. Getting people killed is bad. If you are already a member of the democratic party, remaining in a death cult is also bad.

Pingui has issued a correction as of 15:30 on Mar 19, 2020

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/jbouie/status/1240635936951631875

Crowsbeak
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
Lipstick Apathy

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Writing in coronavirus at the ballot in November after Bernie drops out and endorses Biden, because it's the only one demonstrating the leadership we need right now

spacemang_spliff
Nov 29, 2014

wide pickle

Cup Runneth Over posted:

So we should be actively helping to spread the virus as a form of accelerationism? I'm down to become a death cultist. Do we get robes?

don't do that unless you want to spend time in prison (i know you're joking but dumb lurkers who are too lazy to post also need to know)

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Cup Runneth Over posted:

Writing in coronavirus at the ballot in November after Bernie drops out and endorses Biden, because it's the only one demonstrating the leadership we need right now

Bernie's platform is extremely right-wing, when you consider that Corona's platform is:
1) Reduce CO2 emissions by 20-30% by April.
2) Exterminate boomers, frontloading people voting for Biden or Trump.
3) Money for all.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

thicc_waluigi posted:

Moderates are pissing themselves with rage over mild praise for emergency measures and mild criticism of Democrats while Nancy Pelosi is turning an enormous dial labeled "means testing" and looking at her donors for approval.

https://mobile.twitter.com/gdigitalzsmooth/status/1240463648037969920

BERNIE BROS WANTED TRUMP ALL ALONG *votes for joe loving biden*

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
have CO2 emissions actually dropped or been projected to drop that much

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Tetracube posted:

have CO2 emissions actually dropped or been projected to drop that much

https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-51944780

That isn't saying that, it was just a number I based on the economic impact (e.g. pulled out of my rear end). But figured you might be interested in the impact nonetheless.

Pingui has issued a correction as of 15:37 on Mar 19, 2020

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

https://twitter.com/HeerJeet/status/1240644924858490882

Fellatio del Toro
Mar 21, 2009


jesus

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Pingui posted:

Bernie's platform is extremely right-wing, when you consider that Corona's platform is:
1) Reduce CO2 emissions by 20-30% by April.
2) Exterminate boomers, frontloading people voting for Biden or Trump.
3) Money for all.

:yeah:

Only coronavirus will start the revolution we desperately need

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012


"If you could pick anyone from history to save us who would you pick? I'm thinking Jesus. Hitler comes to mind too"

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Pingui posted:

You shouldn't, if anything you should find consolation in the fact that out of the blue CO2 emissions dropped like a rock, boomers get wrecked and there is serious discussion about massively increasing welfare.

A couple more rounds of Corona-chan, and who knows if gay space communism is the center-right.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

thicc_waluigi posted:

Moderates are pissing themselves with rage over mild praise for emergency measures and mild criticism of Democrats while Nancy Pelosi is turning an enormous dial labeled "means testing" and looking at her donors for approval.

https://mobile.twitter.com/gdigitalzsmooth/status/1240463648037969920

lol im blocked

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Coronavirus czar Jeff Bezos has introduced multiple radical new reforms, including a national PTO trust, allowing workers from different industries to donate their PTO time to each other (pending managerial approval)

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

Gumball Gumption posted:

"If you could pick anyone from history to save us who would you pick? I'm thinking Jesus. Hitler comes to mind too"

Draxion
Jun 9, 2013




Why do none of the people suggesting things like this ever say anyone like Anthony Fauci? It's always failed presidential candidates, billionaires, or both.

I know the answer is because they mistake name recognition and wealth for omnicompetency but still you'd think someone would figure it out

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

That depends, would the person be responsible for increasing or decreasing the spread?

cyka blyat
Sep 12, 2018

1999. What appeared to be a harmless meteorite crashing in the Nevada desert has turned out to be Darc Seed, an evil alien creature with horrible powers. By shooting strange magnetic rays, Darc Seed had turned the helpless nation into zombies and had brought the Statue of Liberty to life to do his dirty work. These rays had also given him control over many deadly weapons, but none were more powerful than the legendary samurai sword, Shura. When the great head of the samurai, Namakubi, heard that the sword had fallen into evil hands, he set off immediately for the United States. For only he possessed the strength and knowledge needed to recapture the magical sword and free the U.S. from the evil clutches of Darc Seed.


Jared Kushner

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


loquacius posted:

Coronavirus czar Jeff Bezos has introduced multiple radical new reforms, including a national PTO trust, allowing workers from different industries to donate their PTO time to each other (pending managerial approval)

Limit 1 week per person to avoid serious impact on productivity

Dog Toothbrush
Oct 21, 2019

by Reene

Pingui posted:

You shouldn't, if anything you should find consolation in the fact that out of the blue CO2 emissions dropped like a rock, boomers get wrecked and there is serious discussion about massively increasing welfare.

A couple more rounds of Corona-chan, and who knows if gay space communism is the center-right.

This vastly overstates the climate impact long term. Sure, we reduced emissions for now, but nobody is going to give a gently caress about long term climate goals when a new endemic disease repeatedly ravages the world even as we all just decide to suck it up and get back to work

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




how long until Dems like Clyburn and Waters who aren't totally wedded to grim austerity even in crisis realize that if they want the party to exist next year, Pelosi needs to fuckin go

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




that Fauci guy seems like the obvious pick here but I guess that pick isn't Harry Potter wonk enough for libs

Cup Runneth Over
Aug 8, 2009

She said life's
Too short to worry
Life's too long to wait
It's too short
Not to love everybody
Life's too long to hate


Epic High Five posted:

that Fauci guy seems like the obvious pick here but I guess that pick isn't Harry Potter wonk enough for libs

They don't know who he is.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
happy to report that you never have to care about Tulsi ever again (until she gets her Fox News show)

https://twitter.com/TulsiGabbard/status/1240650484546859008

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Dog Toothbrush posted:

This vastly overstates the climate impact long term. Sure, we reduced emissions for now, but nobody is going to give a gently caress about long term climate goals when a new endemic disease repeatedly ravages the world even as we all just decide to suck it up and get back to work

I don't know how it could be an overstatement, when I didn't quantify it. I suppose it depends on whether we burn the corpse piles or bury them.

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

https://twitter.com/axios/status/1240651652337713153
lmao at all the suckers itt

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
So has everyone who pretended the Dems were getting outflanked from the left by the GOP yesterday realize the error of their ways?

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
eh tulsi was talking to much about jerkoff poo poo, I assume she is dropping out to support the elemental senescence incarnated as joseph r biden?

e: lol beat yup

2reachmu
Jul 30, 2005

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Lol if Tulsi for VP

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

2reachmu posted:

Lol if Tulsi for VP

god i hope this happens. it would be so funny.

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

2reachmu posted:

Lol if Tulsi for VP

I want to see maximum brain breaking.

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