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Bizarro Kanyon
Jan 3, 2007

Something Awful, so easy even a spaceman can do it!


I teach at an alternative high school. I also have an 8 year old 2nd grader and a 10 year old 4th grader.

we sent packets home with all students on Monday because we have about 25% of our students who do not have internet or a device at home.

all of it is just going over what we have went through already. no new information involved. a lot of journaling and watching the news (I teach social studies).

if we have to finish the school year like this...I do not know how I will structure any of my work because of such differences between student capabilities.

for my daughters, we are doing work on a day by day basis (first day, we ended up working 4 or more hours but yesterday was just 2 hours). my youngest daughter has anxiety issues about school work so I am trying to thread a very delicate needle.

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magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




somebody high up at spotify france used the wrong email address to sign up for a pornhub account as evidenced by a lot of the company receiving the confirmation email

stay safe porn ghosts

magiccarpet
Jan 3, 2005




everyone is going to have to stay back a grade

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

magiccarpet posted:

somebody high up at spotify france used the wrong email address to sign up for a pornhub account as evidenced by a lot of the company receiving the confirmation email

stay safe porn ghosts

those wacky techbros

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
lamo

https://twitter.com/benjysarlin/status/1240649824854315009?s=21

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

taper deez nutz, fucko

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Wow the people who were posting that Dems were getting outflanked on left a day ago were totally not just taking part in a blatant disinformation campaign.

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

magiccarpet posted:

everyone is going to have to stay back a grade


Sounds like the perfect climate for public-private solutions. We need to get somebody on board who can run these homeschools like a business.

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


magiccarpet posted:

everyone is going to have to stay back a grade

dude there's like eight weeks of school left

as much as possible, schools are just going to pretend on paper that everything was normal during this period. this will only start to impact anything if it were to extend into the beginning of next school year

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Chuka Umana posted:

Wow the people who were posting that Dems were getting outflanked on left a day ago were totally not just taking part in a blatant disinformation campaign.

I posted early but the dem finance committee approved a plan for like 4000 a person lmao

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

magiccarpet posted:

everyone is going to have to stay back a grade

2020 is going to be called the "lost year"

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
with bars closed here in colorado for the month I'm trying to sober up. the dreams are wild. I had a dream weezer made a song about eating rear end ft florence welch

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
Tulsi's out of the race. I thought this day would never come.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Jazerus posted:

dude there's like eight weeks of school left

as much as possible, schools are just going to pretend on paper that everything was normal during this period. this will only start to impact anything if it were to extend into the beginning of next school year

there will have to be state legislation just making the 180 mandatory days like 140 or whatever it is

it’s already being considered in PA

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Jazerus posted:

dude there's like eight weeks of school left

as much as possible, schools are just going to pretend on paper that everything was normal during this period. this will only start to impact anything if it were to extend into the beginning of next school year

No school until vaccine and the development cycle of an entire new class of vaccine can be like decade plus so uhhhhh

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

fuckin phase in my taint to your lips ya fucks

Samurai Sanders
Nov 4, 2003

Pillbug

neutral milf hotel posted:

2020 is going to be called the "lost year"
I disagree. I think a bunch of unprecedented, fundamental changes to world society are going to happen this year. Both for the better and the worse.

Jon Carbuncle
Sep 21, 2002


Soiled Meat

Basebf555 posted:

Tulsi's out of the race. I thought this day would never come.

corona gone too far

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


euphronius posted:

I posted early but the dem finance committee approved a plan for like 4000 a person lmao

2000, plus a complete halt on rent and any debt payments

Rynn
Jul 23, 2003

SorePotato posted:

Numbers up! Thank you Mr president!


Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Tainen posted:

I was at a Target yesterday and on the door they had a sign that said...

“This is a store, not a CDC testing facility”

lol

In retrospect, the President telling symptomatic people to report to the last places that remain barely operating as a necessary hub for food distribution wasn't very well thought out.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Consummate Professional posted:

with bars closed here in colorado for the month I'm trying to sober up. the dreams are wild. I had a dream weezer made a song about eating rear end ft florence welch

being sober is okay I guess

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

ChipNDip posted:

It lines up nicely with the fact that most people working from home have about 2-3 hours of work, at most, to do a day.

I have like 10 hours of work I should do but I'm freaking out instead woohoo

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Basebf555 posted:

Tulsi's out of the race. I thought this day would never come.

Speaking of, I saw a Tulsi 2020 sticker on a car the other day. It was the most bizarre thing I've seen in my entire life.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

Agean90 posted:

2000, plus a complete halt on rent and any debt payments

which is way way more than 2000 a month

Dems suck but yeah that romney poo poo bothered me

Jazerus
May 24, 2011


shovelbum posted:

No school until vaccine and the development cycle of an entire new class of vaccine can be like decade plus so uhhhhh

where is this idea of no school until vaccine coming from

corona is gonna infect the majority of the population in the US at this point no matter what precautions are belatedly taken. within a few months the incidence rate will be steady, then it will join our familiar viruses like the flu as a yearly semi-plague but not a society-shutting-down event.

the vaccine is still important, but nobody will be holding out for it.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

being sober is okay I guess

My roommate keeps freaking out about the idea that liquor stores might shut down

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:


heres me thinking this week was a write-off

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


euphronius posted:

which is way way more than 2000 a month

Dems suck but yeah that romney poo poo bothered me

I'm not complaining, it's a legit good plan.

Shame the gop will torpedo it

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate keeps freaking out about the idea that liquor stores might shut down

They already did here.

I'm down to 7 handles of vodka

emfive
Aug 6, 2011

Hey emfive, this is Alec. I am glad you like the mummy eating the bowl of shitty pasta with a can of 'parm.' I made that image for you way back when. I’m glad you enjoy it.

The Alpha Centauri posted:

my kids' school is failing bad at trying to create an online curriculum

it consumes about 2 hours at most each day

honestly that's about all a little kid can take anyway

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
lol honestly capitalism appears to be dying because no more money can go upward and none is coming down. capitalism is failing because it's working so very well.

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Sounds like some of you have lost faith in your corporate masters :shrug:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

Iron Crowned posted:

My roommate keeps freaking out about the idea that liquor stores might shut down

I stocked the gently caress up yesterday. I've got enough booze for mk months ahahaha come at me ya lousy fuckin virus, I'm gonna be too wasted to notice I'm sick!

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

lol people always tell me i'm voting for bernie because i want free stuff

you're living on disability because of your morbid obesity and i'm making six figures; I'm not voting for Bernie for me, I'm voting for Bernie for you.

If I wanted free stuff, I'd be GOP til I die

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

Basebf555 posted:

Tulsi's out of the race. I thought this day would never come.

Of course she endorsed Biden

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe

pathetic little tramp posted:

lol people always tell me i'm voting for bernie because i want free stuff

you're living on disability because of your morbid obesity and i'm making six figures; I'm not voting for Bernie for me, I'm voting for Bernie for you.

If I wanted free stuff, I'd be GOP til I die

In that case they would say "well if you want people to get free stuff so bad why don't you give all your money away?" They say that about Bernie himself.

I think some of it is an issue humans have with wrapping their heads around numbers past a certain point. So a multi-billionaire is in the same category as someone who makes six figures and maybe has a million or two in savings.

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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

pre-op bebop posted:

Of course she endorsed Biden

wonder if david duke etc transferred allegiance too




jk idgaf

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