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Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


I just want a short mohawk is that too much to ask?

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Reverence
Nov 1, 2009

cohsae posted:

I can't believe that gen z refuses to give up their way of life just because boomers might die, I'm sure things would be different if the situation were reversed.

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord

I mean haha I guess, but it's not just boomers that are going to die.

Plenty of their dipshit classmates with some underlying leukemia or whatever are going to get ratfucked just as hard.

I've got a housemate with severe asthma/allergies, a friend that just underwent weight loss surgery a few months ago, twoseveral coworkers in the high risk pool, if I'm including nurses, and I really loving should, and a number of out of state friends that won't do too well with this.

Spring breakers should absolutely absorb the percentage hit.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

LingcodKilla posted:

I just want a short mohawk is that too much to ask?

Too bad your wife made you shave off the pornstache. Social distancing would take care of itself.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Woofer posted:

Too bad your wife made you shave off the pornstache. Social distancing would take care of itself.

Lol i let it grow back in the minute i got off the airplane in Norfolk two months ago. It's back baby!

I'm now stuck in Virginia Beach kicking sand. Collecting per diem and phone mustering.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Joint Base MDL in New Jersey has a case.

http://nj-ne.ws/okVKvGz

Off base dependent.

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002



Woofer posted:

Insert the seaman equivalent, but somewhere a Sergeant Major just had a heart attack:


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1240583810862977024?s=21

You know they're just going to make everyone buzz their heads.

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Flying_Crab posted:

You know they're just going to make everyone buzz their heads.

Found the sergeant major

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1240647223278358528?s=19

Old Boot
May 9, 2012



Buglord
https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1240424860481998848

Nick Soapdish
Apr 27, 2008


https://twitter.com/carlquintanilla/status/1240636284416245766?s=20

NOTHING...STOPS...INFRASTRUCTURE WEEK

Flying_Crab
Apr 12, 2002




Build 🚂

Cugel the Clever
Apr 5, 2009
I LOVE AMERICA AND CAPITALISM DESPITE BEING POOR AS FUCK. I WILL NEVER RETIRE BUT HERE'S ANOTHER 200$ FOR UKRAINE, SLAVA
House coronavirus proposal:

https://twitter.com/maxberger/status/1240458828107386881

Dems need to be vocal and fight if they want to avoid the White House dominating the narrative.

Edit: huh, tweet isn't embedding for me, though the link is still active...

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010
Ultra Carp
https://twitter.com/kreighbaum/status/1240654095532339200?s=19

Arven
Sep 23, 2007
We'll end up getting a 6 month suspension of student loan payments with the loans continuing to accrue interest the whole time.

Alaan
May 24, 2005

That would zero my wife and give us another hundred sixty a month.

maffew buildings
Apr 29, 2009

too dumb to be probated; not too dumb to be autobanned
Hey that's not fair

They'll include a tax credit with four conditions attached as well

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020


Vas: If I can get broke brained and get a 100% rating, allowing me to discharge my student loans, then nobody else should get hand outs either.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Woofer posted:

Vas: If I can get broke brained and get a 100% rating, allowing me to discharge my student loans, then nobody else should get hand outs either.

poo poo how do i rack up 10k in student loans really quick?

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

HALP, can anyone share the article about rich guys wanting shock collars for the security details? I can't find it.

piL
Sep 20, 2007
(__|\\\\)
Taco Defender
https://thesoufancenter.org/intelbrief-u-s-china-relations-deteriorate-over-fallout-from-coronavirus-covid-19/

quote:

Global health officials have pleaded with world leaders to refrain from associating the disease with a particular nation or ethnic group, driven in part by fears of a sharp rise in hate crimes around the world against Asians. Meanwhile, Chinese diplomats have been spreading conspiracy theories, false rumors, and deliberate disinformation that the United States was somehow responsible for the initial spread of the virus. One of the initial disinformation campaigns used by the CCP was that of ‘deflection.’ Namely, state-owned outlets like CCTV was disseminating a narrative to minimize the threat of the coronavirus by comparing it to the much deadlier ‘American flu.’ This campaign spread quickly on social media, with hashtags like FluBreaksOutinUSA [????????#] trending on Chinese social media platform Weibo after January 9. By January 27, the hashtag had over 471 million views. The posts included screengrabs from the U.S. Center for Disease Control (CDC) webpage with Chinese translations explaining the map and numbers accompanied by statements such as ‘this is the most lethal flu in the past 40 years.’ Also, Chinese Foreign Ministry Spokesman Zhao Lijian took to Twitter to inform his more than 300,000 followers that ‘it might be the U.S. Army who brought the epidemic to Wuhan,’ followed by demands that Washington provide Beijing with an explanation.
Hey wait a minute...

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

LingcodKilla posted:

poo poo how do i rack up 10k in student loans really quick?

Become a Phoenix.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB



Ok can we settle on Chinese-American Flu?

No wait that's no good.

American-Chinese Flu but that's my final offer.

Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

Flu Off the Boat

That Works
Jul 22, 2006

Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy


https://www.euronews.com/2020/03/18/italian-doctor-dies-of-coronavirus-after-working-without-gloves-due-to-shortage


quote:

A 57-year-old doctor who tested positive for coronavirus and who was working in a hospital in the town of Codogno has died.

Marcello Natali had been hospitalised in Cremona before being transferred to Milan after developing double pneumonia. In one of the last interviews he gave before he was tested for COVID-19, he told Euronews that he had had to work without gloves: "They have run out," he said.

He also said that in Codogno and a nearby town, Casale, 14 out of 35 doctors were in quarantine or hospitalised as of February 28.

"We weren't prepared for coronavirus: as doctors of the post antibiotic era, we grew up thinking that a pill against everything was enough," he said.

Natali's death was confirmed by a representative of the Italian Federation of General Practitioners, who said that he too was suffering from double pneumonia because of the coronavirus.

Expect more of that.

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Spanish flu may have started in the US, so it's not like we don't have a history. loving Kansas.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Woofer posted:

Insert the seaman equivalent, but somewhere a Sergeant Major just had a heart attack:


https://twitter.com/nytimes/status/1240583810862977024?s=21

Buncha elvises

lightpole
Jun 4, 2004
I think that MBAs are useful, in case you are looking for an answer to the question of "Is lightpole a total fucking idiot".
https://gcaptain.com/port-of-houston-container-terminals-suspend-operations-after-worker-tests-positive-for-covid-19/

Port of Houston closed the container terminal.

Abongination
Aug 18, 2010

Life, it's the shit that happens while you're waiting for moments that never come.
Pillbug

Bulky Bartokomous posted:

HALP, can anyone share the article about rich guys wanting shock collars for the security details? I can't find it.

This one?

https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2018/jul/23/tech-industry-wealth-futurism-transhumanism-singularity

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.


YES! Thanks.

bloops
Dec 31, 2010

Thanks Ape Pussy!

This would help me greatly.

smertrioslol
Apr 4, 2010
Today I found out my job is not only failing to help out the wage slaves, but also plans on laying people off and making them pay for their health care completely out of pocket if the state government shuts down our ability to keep working.

I shouldn’t be surprised but it still sucks. We have a couple at risk guys who are probably going to die because of this. Edit: or be in massive medical debt if they have to go to a hospital

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/timkmak/status/1240652272079704065?s=19

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

smertrioslol posted:

Today I found out my job is not only failing to help out the wage slaves, but also plans on laying people off and making them pay for their health care completely out of pocket if the state government shuts down our ability to keep working.

I shouldn’t be surprised but it still sucks. We have a couple at risk guys who are probably going to die because of this. Edit: or be in massive medical debt if they have to go to a hospital

Name and shame.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

smertrioslol posted:

Today I found out my job is not only failing to help out the wage slaves, but also plans on laying people off and making them pay for their health care completely out of pocket if the state government shuts down our ability to keep working.

I shouldn’t be surprised but it still sucks. We have a couple at risk guys who are probably going to die because of this. Edit: or be in massive medical debt if they have to go to a hospital

I'm confused, weren't you our resident North Dakota snowmilgoon?

Sorry if I'm confusing you with someone else

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

smertrioslol posted:

Today I found out my job is not only failing to help out the wage slaves, but also plans on laying people off and making them pay for their health care completely out of pocket if the state government shuts down our ability to keep working.

I shouldn’t be surprised but it still sucks. We have a couple at risk guys who are probably going to die because of this. Edit: or be in massive medical debt if they have to go to a hospital

Start looking for another job yesterday. I wouldn't worry about medical debt, most people die in debt anyhow. Better to rack up debt and live a little longer than avoid the hospital when you're sick.


This. And maybe, depending on what poo poo gets pushed through in your state, contact you state AG, if applicable.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Cool, my student loan debt will go from $200k to $190k. :toot:

CRUSTY MINGE
Mar 30, 2011

Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur
Tulsi Gabbard dropped out, joined the Biden armada against Bernie.

Not really news since we all figured it would happen eventually.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Tulsi Gabbard dropped out, joined the Biden armada against Bernie.

Not really news since we all figured it would happen eventually.
Heh. The only reason she got any sort of currency was because of her tenuous connection to Bernie. Whatever, she's out of congress next year, and probably off to a long career of shilling for the Putin and Modi.

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Stultus Maximus
Dec 21, 2009

USPOL May

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Tulsi Gabbard dropped out, joined the Biden armada against Bernie.

Not really news since we all figured it would happen eventually.

I figured she'd join the Republican Party.

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