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Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


Roger Explosion posted:

Seeing you outside the FEH thread is like running into your teacher at the grocery store. Remember grocery stores? Those were the days.

the gently caress is a grocery store

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Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
It's where you test your immune system

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

Hazo posted:

I don't think my dissertation on estuarine predatory fish behavior will be helpful

Actually it might? Sounds pretty interesting.

dwarf74
Sep 2, 2012



Buglord
My buddy delivers beer for a living here in Illinois.

All his deliveries to the bars have stopped, so I expected he'd be less busy than normal. Likewise, with all our 25,000 students being gone.

Nope. Apparently gas stations are doing crazy amounts of beer sales, and he's busier than ever. I can see if I can get numbers from him.

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

A friend of ours works at a medical management company in SC, she says that 60 of the doctors they work with have COVID and 2 have quit. They're all talking about how unprepared the hospitals are and how they need better/more PPE.

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

Spinz posted:


So, I have mild high blood pressure. I was on a little losartan since Jan 10 and I have just stopped it.
I will monitor my bp every drat day.


Lol anxiety is a bitch because it felt like I was having severe palpitations with a BPM of 180-200 (has happened to me in the past... I'm not even 30 yet btw) and when I went to measure my blood pressure it was... the most healthy range it's ever been in ever?

And I hate how anxiety also causes dyspnea.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Yeah in Belgium they just asked people to respect the guidelines and that's it. The police will ask you what you are up to and make sure there's only one person in the car.

Why does it matter how many people are in your car? My wife stays in the car, but running errands during the apocalypse is a little stressful and it's nice not to be alone driving.

Rime posted:

Yeah, they had African Swine Fever (a name used by all major international news agencies, ya trigger-happy loons) .

Weren't Chinese farmers deliberately throwing diseased carcasses into their neighbors farms to sabotage the competition?

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Beachcomber posted:

Weren't Chinese farmers deliberately throwing diseased carcasses into their neighbors farms to sabotage the competition?

Who knows. News from China is generally extremely unreliable. We know this happened at least once. But you can find singular examples of any lovely behavior in any crisis in every country.

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

A friend of ours works at a medical management company in SC, she says that 60 of the doctors they work with have COVID and 2 have quit. They're all talking about how unprepared the hospitals are and how they need better/more PPE.

just it time deliveries which almost every company operates on is great for maximizing profits, but boy does it not take a shock like this well. I'm curious what rules or law we come up with after this, could do like we do with banks after the financial crisis and demand hospitals keep X in stock at all times?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

hmm i wonder why my company planned an "all-hands" meeting on april 16th

a thursday
exactly 2 weeks before the end of the month

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

/sarcasm

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Rutibex posted:

do we have any Phds in the thread?!

Yes, my Penis Has Dimples. Not sure how that is relevant to the discussion, but ask away I guess.

WaltherFeng
May 15, 2013

50 thousand people used to live here. Now, it's the Mushroom Kingdom.
If people think China is lying then I wanna know what their predictions are for US after 2 months.

WaltherFeng fucked around with this message at 16:50 on Mar 19, 2020

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Beachcomber posted:

Why does it matter how many people are in your car? My wife stays in the car, but running errands during the apocalypse is a little stressful and it's nice not to be alone driving.

Because you are supposed to go shopping alone according to new rules. Also all gatherings of more than 2 people are forbidden (excepted the household of course).

So unless you are driving someone to the doc, you are not supposed to be in a car with someone else unless it's your spouse/kid. So in your case it's considered OK


Of course there will be exceptions left to the appreciation of the officer, but that's the general idea


e: I think what's important to understand is that they needed a rule to allow them to take sanctions when people are being purposely uncivil, like young people making parties etc, so the rule is there to allow officers to fine you in those cases, not if you are doing something that's not putting others at risk.

SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 16:27 on Mar 19, 2020

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

WaltherFeng posted:

If people think China is lying then I wanna know what are their predictions are for US after 2 months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2gVXd7FzhQ

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

A lot of people out walking last night in my town in france, which is unsurprising because we finally had some good weather. Unfortunate that the good weather happened to come now, and the cops were out driving around after dark I guess to check on everyone's handwritten notes.

Yooper
Apr 30, 2012


Mnoba posted:

just it time deliveries which almost every company operates on is great for maximizing profits, but boy does it not take a shock like this well. I'm curious what rules or law we come up with after this, could do like we do with banks after the financial crisis and demand hospitals keep X in stock at all times?

So glove manufacturers state the gloves are good for 5-10 years. FDA though requires hospitals to perform in house testing to assess actual life. In reality it's 6 months to 2 1/2 years in climate controlled conditions. The gloves get chalky, integrity breaks down, and they are no good. I'm not as familiar with the masks but they have the rubber strap get brittle and break. The largest mask manufacturer in the US ramped up for SARS 10 years ago, hired 150 people, all these hospitals bought a shitload of masks for $0.04 / mask then the moment the crisis was over they bailed for the $0.02 / mask imports. Now they are requiring hospitals to sign a 5 years contract so they don't get poo poo on and have to lay off hundreds of people so a hospital can save pennies.

The bigger issue is the required quantity on hand for daily operation vs pandemic operation. They may need 10 times normal operating requirements that they have to be willing to let rot in a warehouse and buy more. Not saying that's bad, but like you said, the JIT mindset is shaking things up as JIT can't handle any disruptions.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Mnoba posted:

this virus is a communism ending event if the population gets agitated enough about it, there must be IMMENSE pressure on ccp right now to get a lid on this so there is plenty of motive to continue lying.

lol China hasn't been communist since the 80's.

Captain Beans
Aug 5, 2004

Whar be the beans?
Hair Elf

GolfHole posted:

hmm i wonder why my company planned an "all-hands" meeting on april 16th

a thursday
exactly 2 weeks before the end of the month

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

/sarcasm

dont they usually fire everyone on a friday? don't borrow trouble from the future to worry about

unless you work at a hotel, in which case you're all laid off 100%

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Grape posted:

lol China hasn't been communist since the 80's.

Yeah. Believing China to be an actual communist economy is so unbelievably ignorant that it instantly marks the poster as ignorable. Nobody who thinks that knows poo poo about anything.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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WaltherFeng posted:

If people think China is lying then I wanna know what their predictions are for US after 2 months.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSPNQ82Sq4E&t=4s

Fenarisk
Oct 27, 2005

I just want to say on the drive to and from work this whole week, the highways of Illinois are already halfway to Mad Max. Going 90-95 on the open as hell lanes and STILL getting passed by people, no highway patrols in sight, it's great!

Shit Fuckasaurus
Oct 14, 2005

i think right angles might be an abomination against nature you guys
Lipstick Apathy

Rutibex posted:

do we have any Phds in the thread?!

I have two Post Hole Diggers but honestly I think shovels and entrenching tools will be more useful for the grim work that is to come if we don't start taking this more seriously yesterday.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Grape posted:

lol China hasn't been communist since the 80's.

Lol who’s buying all the avs?

Mulaney Power Move
Dec 30, 2004

I went to the store on Tuesday to get ingredients for a coddle and the beer cooler was hit hard. Mostly 24 packs.

Also, gun and ammo sales are apparently nuts right now. People are afraid of looting, which is caused by panic buying and hoarding. Can you imagine roving gangs of toilet paper thieves coming through your neighborhood? Apparently lots of people can.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


bird with big dick posted:

What kind of dried beans might an Asian grocer have? I’ve never really looked. I don’t have any beans I need beans. Place I went to a month ago had a good sale on Shin Black too and I want to see if they still have some.
If they're Indian, all of them.

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Burt Sexual posted:

Lol who’s buying all the avs?

you have the best av now

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Yooper posted:

So glove manufacturers state the gloves are good for 5-10 years. FDA though requires hospitals to perform in house testing to assess actual life. In reality it's 6 months to 2 1/2 years in climate controlled conditions. The gloves get chalky, integrity breaks down, and they are no good. I'm not as familiar with the masks but they have the rubber strap get brittle and break. The largest mask manufacturer in the US ramped up for SARS 10 years ago, hired 150 people, all these hospitals bought a shitload of masks for $0.04 / mask then the moment the crisis was over they bailed for the $0.02 / mask imports. Now they are requiring hospitals to sign a 5 years contract so they don't get poo poo on and have to lay off hundreds of people so a hospital can save pennies.

The bigger issue is the required quantity on hand for daily operation vs pandemic operation. They may need 10 times normal operating requirements that they have to be willing to let rot in a warehouse and buy more. Not saying that's bad, but like you said, the JIT mindset is shaking things up as JIT can't handle any disruptions.

everything doesn't have to be cheap garbage. we could make the emergency pandemic supplies out of actually good materials that dont decay in 6 months

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

you have the best av now

agreedo

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Mulaney Power Move posted:

I went to the store on Tuesday to get ingredients for a coddle and the beer cooler was hit hard. Mostly 24 packs.

Also, gun and ammo sales are apparently nuts right now. People are afraid of looting, which is caused by panic buying and hoarding. Can you imagine roving gangs of toilet paper thieves coming through your neighborhood? Apparently lots of people can.

Idiots.

You join the roving gang you don’t fight them

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost
Every person buying a gun during such a crisis can be labelled a sociopath with almost 100% certainty

Hopper
Dec 28, 2004

BOOING! BOOING!
Grimey Drawer
Just like everywhere people in Munich give no fucks. I just went down to do shopping for us and also my elderly parents. Decided against it after I saw the supermarket. 4 registers with 10+ long lines, people milling abouts, sitting around outside at the bus stop like birds on electric wire... Literally nobody cares and when we get mandatory curfews in 2-3 days everybody will complain about it.

Rime
Nov 2, 2011

by Games Forum

Mulaney Power Move posted:

I went to the store on Tuesday to get ingredients for a coddle and the beer cooler was hit hard. Mostly 24 packs.

Also, gun and ammo sales are apparently nuts right now. People are afraid of looting, which is caused by panic buying and hoarding. Can you imagine roving gangs of toilet paper thieves coming through your neighborhood? Apparently lots of people can.

I can certainly imagine looting occurring when food is rationed a year from now, due to a breadbasket failure this year from Corona-chan heavily impacting the slave migrant work force which North American agriculture & food processing facilities rely on. To say nothing of widespread civil unrest as millions of people find themselves unemployed, with one paycheque in the bank, and quickly homeless with nothing to lose and no safety net.

Baller Time
Apr 22, 2014

by Azathoth
Germany got one last chance from Mama Merkel to get our poo poo together regarding staying home. If it's not working, she will dig up the Iron Hammer and bring it down!

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Mnoba posted:

this virus is a communism ending event if the population gets agitated enough about it, there must be IMMENSE pressure on ccp right now to get a lid on this so there is plenty of motive to continue lying.

Hell, it might be enough to take down Trump who was going to cruise to re-election.

i think one of the chuds got out of cspam

Tei
Feb 19, 2011

Hopper posted:

Just like everywhere people in Munich give no fucks. I just went down to do shopping for us and also my elderly parents. Decided against it after I saw the supermarket. 4 registers with 10+ long lines, people milling abouts, sitting around outside at the bus stop like birds on electric wire... Literally nobody cares and when we get mandatory curfews in 2-3 days everybody will complain about it.

So that why the germany numbers where skyrocketing. Stay well germans, we need you.

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Philthy posted:

i think one of the chuds got out of cspam

there are chuds in cspam? we're mostly socialists who own a hammer and sickle for cosplay purposes.

golden bubble
Jun 3, 2011

yospos

The precentages for mild/ICU and the breakdown in death rates between Hubei and China outside of Hubei line up too well with the more recent S. Korean and Italian data to be pure bullshit. The CCCP is almost certainly lying, but they aren't distorting things by that much. Otherwise the late Feb Chinese data wouldn't match so well with the March non-Chinese data.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Chomp8645 posted:

Yeah. Believing China to be an actual communist economy is so unbelievably ignorant that it instantly marks the poster as ignorable. Nobody who thinks that knows poo poo about anything.

Business practices which would make Ayn Rand proud in hell

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



Rime posted:

I can certainly imagine looting occurring when food is rationed a year from now, due to a breadbasket failure this year from Corona-chan heavily impacting the slave migrant work force which North American agriculture & food processing facilities rely on. To say nothing of widespread civil unrest as millions of people find themselves unemployed, with one paycheque in the bank, and quickly homeless with nothing to lose and no safety net.

There are a lot of posts in this thread from just a few weeks ago explaining how things could never possibly get as bad as they are today. Anyone who can't imagine it getting a lot worse just lacks imagination

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bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
Yeah, realistic upper bounds at the start of the pandemic were like 10 million dead in the us, and that trajectory really isn't out of bounds still

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