TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you

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SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

i really loving hate jude law's face

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Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

UFOTacoMan posted:

I�m experiencing what it is like to not be able to keep up with the bullshit lmaos of the day. I�m like: what even is happening.

I don�t even know ???

Dornarld Pee Tumpfs is the president and his idiot son in law has been tasked with saving us after he brings peace in the middle east. (done!)

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tacodaemon: Nov 27, 2006

https://twitter.com/BespokeHoover/status/1240672800895090694

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:08

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Elephanthead posted:

This is America we use a shotgun. hmm.

read this in a karl from sling blade voice

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:09

DR FRASIER KRANG: Feb 4, 2005; "Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

B-Rock452 posted:

I was on a law enforcement sensitive briefing with the CDC today and they admitted they have no national plan, stated they expect 20% of those who get it will require hospitalization, have no plans to prioritize testing medical personal, they have stockpiles of PPE but it's another agency that gives it out so good luck and pretty much blamed the mayor of the city where all the people died in the nursing home. They also said everything they tell us could change by tomorrow

the president makes this possible for us all

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:09

skaboomizzy: Nov 12, 2003; There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

UFOTacoMan posted:

I�m experiencing what it is like to not be able to keep up with the bullshit lmaos of the day. I�m like: what even is happening.

I don�t even know ???

eight days ago there was a full day of spring training baseball

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:10

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Elephanthead posted:

Dornarld Pee Tumpfs is the president and his idiot son in law has been tasked with saving us after he brings peace in the middle east. (done!)

I live Donald trump he is the god of collective idiocy praise moon

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:10

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

SpiderHyphenMan posted:

https://twitter.com/BBKogan/status/1240753954247577602

Lol there it is

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:10

Alec Eiffel: Sep 7, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

being told there�s going to shelter in place orders for all of CA by Monday.

lol if true

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:10

The Nastier Nate: May 22, 2005; All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!; Yams Fan

today was my first day working from home and im already going nuts

my 5 year old son is bouncing off the walls and my 1 year old daughter keeps crying when im trying to take a conference call

if i had anyplace to go id be going out for that pack of smokes

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:11

Alec Eiffel: Sep 7, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

lol, nationwide apparently. I can�t keep up

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:11

HUGE PUBES A PLUS: Apr 30, 2005

Wholly Chao I'm going to make $162 a week in unemployment :toot:

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:11

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

UFOTacoMan posted:

I’m experiencing what it is like to not be able to keep up with the bullshit lmaos of the day. I’m like: what even is happening.

I don’t even know ???

Future archaeologists unable to dig past this layer because they're all laughing too hard

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:12

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Inspector Hound posted:

Future archaeologists unable to dig past this layer because they're all laughing too hard

Invent theory we buried this poo poo to mess with them and quit digging.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:12

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Alec Eiffel posted:

being told there’s going to shelter in place orders for all of CA by Monday.

lol if true

Alec Eiffel posted:

lol, nationwide apparently. I can’t keep up

E I don't supposed you jotted down a source

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:14

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

not sure if everyone else has seen this but there is pretty much a major crisis right now and I�m p. sure we are very unprepared for what is about to happen

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:14

SpiderHyphenMan: Apr 1, 2010; by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

lol, nationwide apparently. I can�t keep up

haha poo poo

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:15

Alec Eiffel: Sep 7, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Inspector Hound posted:

my boss knows people in high places. and I like to pass on rumors in the Trump thread. stock up.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:15

Vim Fuego: Jun 1, 2000; Ultra Carp

Plinkey posted:

I didnt see anything but lol at this

https://twitter.com/samjmintz/status/1240760866187902981

Notice: She was fine being on the board when they made planes that killed hundreds of people. These are civilian being killed by passenger airplanes, btw, not by boeing's warplanes

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:16

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Asproigerosis posted:

I thought every Christian denomination denounced tithing back in Romania empire times...

lol

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:16

Inspector Hound: Jul 14, 2003

Alec Eiffel posted:

my boss knows people in high places. and I like to pass on rumors in the Trump thread. stock up.

Well I'll certainly take this as a data point

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:16

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

UFOTacoMan posted:

not sure if everyone else has seen this but there is pretty much a major crisis right now and I�m p. sure we are very unprepared for what is about to happen

Worst case no Americans die.

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:16

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

weird how all of these rich people are able to get tests

https://twitter.com/PennLive/status/1240777406304133127

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:16

Alec Eiffel: Sep 7, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

better remove people�s names

https://imgur.com/a/bNUDTw0

Alec Eiffel has issued a correction as of 00:19 on Mar 20, 2020

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Rah!: Feb 21, 2006

the popes toes posted:

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:18

Elephanthead: Sep 11, 2008; Toilet Rascal

Alec Eiffel posted:

removed

my niece already posted this

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:18

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

better remove people�s names

ok dalton

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:19

Alec Eiffel: Sep 7, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Plinkey posted:

ok dalton

that�s not me thankfully. my name is normal

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:20

Plinkey: Aug 4, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

that�s not me thankfully. my name is normal

ok merk

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:21

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# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:21

Giga Gaia: May 2, 2006; 360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Alec Eiffel posted:

my boss knows people in high places. and I like to pass on rumors in the Trump thread. stock up.

my dad works for nintendo and he says animal crossing is cancelled because of coronavid

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:22

UFOTacoMan: Sep 22, 2005; Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

Alec Eiffel posted:

better remove people�s names

https://imgur.com/a/bNUDTw0

my niece in Sacramento sent me this

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:22

DryGoods: Apr 26, 2014; Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

UFOTacoMan posted:

not sure if everyone else has seen this but there is pretty much a major crisis right now and I’m p. sure we are very unprepared for what is about to happen

Did something happen to Baby Nut?

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:22

juche avocado: Dec 23, 2009

Alec Eiffel posted:

my boss knows people in high places. and I like to pass on rumors in the Trump thread. stock up.

shelter in place doesn't mean you can't go outside. it doesn't mean your only source of food is that which you already have. it doesn't mean grocery stores will close

it does mean that selfish idiots are going to panic-buy the instant it hits, though, so

also lmao if anyone with means isn't already stocked up by this point

edit at the imgur post: lol ok

# ? Mar 20, 2020 00:22