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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > C-SPAM > TRURO 1165: I could cause panic much better than even you
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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


 :d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a::d2a:v

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Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

 i have been afk watching my beans cook and this is prolly old news in the meantime but :sniff:

quote:

Intelligence Chair Richard Burr’s selloff came around the time he was receiving daily briefings on the health threat.

https://www.propublica.org/article/senator-dumped-up-to-1-6-million-of-stock-after-reassuring-public-about-coronavirus-preparedness

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:26
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Spergin Morlock
Aug 8, 2009

Elephanthead posted:

This is America we use a shotgun. hmm.

lol at the thought of someone taping a microphone to the barrel of a shotgun and then pointing it at people while trying to interview them

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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





 :byodood: "they will also call in first responders" :byodood:

definitionally, anyone who responds to that "call" will be a first responder, so try using different language, and furthermore,

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Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

juche avocado posted:

:byodood: "they will also call in first responders" :byodood:

definitionally, anyone who responds to that "call" will be a first responder, so try using different language, and furthermore,

you laugh now. but when GameStop closes shop.

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:28
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Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal

Alec Eiffel posted:

you laugh now. but when GameStop closes shop.

Where will I Get my wii U games. Don't joke about this!

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:29
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sullat
Jan 9, 2012

K9 posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/19/former-london-bankers-convicted-after-germany-greatest-tax-robbery

Cumshitter, no!!!

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:30
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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

that’s not me thankfully. my name is normal

normal is a weird name

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:31
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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Alec Eiffel posted:

you laugh now. but when GameStop closes shop.

https://twitter.com/Kotaku/status/1240737126251147264

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:32
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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

 Lmao

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324489071792128?s=19

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324494495014912?s=19

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:40
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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





 lol @ anyone gullible enough to believe the facebook forward posted by my niece

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Grandpa Palpatine
Dec 13, 2019

by vyelkin
TRRRRRRRUUUUU

https://i.imgur.com/JN5HlFj.mp4

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:42
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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Inspector Hound posted:

Lmao

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324489071792128?s=19

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324494495014912?s=19

Is this account legit at all, because my mom in conviced that she had it around christmas-new years last year

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:43
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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019

Plinkey posted:

Is this account legit at all, because my mom in conviced that she had it around christmas-new years last year

dunno but given its infectiousness and exponential spread, it just doesn't make sense that the coronavirus has been here since october

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skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
in dirtbag news, the poker room at the dog track is still open

their safety plan is six players at a table instead of ten

I am absolutely not joking
* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:46
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Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/jdcmedlock/status/1240784894281703425

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Plinkey posted:

Is this account legit at all, because my mom in conviced that she had it around christmas-new years last year

Yeah it's this guy, but we're all seeing anecdotes are anecdotes so. Lots of anecdotes in here though

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1240669456931508229?s=19

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Pead
May 31, 2001
Nap Ghost

Plinkey posted:

Is this account legit at all, because my mom in conviced that she had it around christmas-new years last year

This poo poo is super contagious and incubates for a long time, If your mom had it it would have caused an outbreak then.

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:49
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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Plinkey posted:

Is this account legit at all, because my mom in conviced that she had it around christmas-new years last year

china accused the us of this like two weeks ago and we're in the dumbest timeline so i choose to believe the china flu is actually florida flu. thank you. i will take no questions.

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:51
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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





 maybe she had ligma

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:52
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Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

juche avocado posted:

lol @ anyone gullible enough to believe the facebook forward posted by my niece

I am sorry. I had temporary boomer brain. as penance I’ll phone bank for Biden. forgive me

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
things looking bad

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:53
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Dustcat
Jan 26, 2019
in hindsight, having an idiot for a president, while funny, was ultimately a bad idea

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:55
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VectorSigma
Jan 20, 2004

Transform
and
Freak Out


 virus not real, just cover for alien landing preparations

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The Alpha Centauri
Feb 15, 2019
 https://twitter.com/rickywarwick

I need Twitter to tell this guy that mark Levin is using his songs

assuming Rick Warwick isn't a chud


gently caress mark levin

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DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

Dustcat posted:

in hindsight, having an idiot for a president, while funny, was ultimately a bad idea

those few of us who survive will look back on this and laugh

i guess metaphorically since we'll probably have a robotic torso or something

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 00:57
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juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009

Dustcat posted:

in hindsight, having an idiot for a president, while funny, was ultimately a bad idea

so let's vote Kerry 04!

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

juche avocado posted:

maybe she had ligma

Who

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Failson
Sep 2, 2018
Fun Shoe

juche avocado posted:

maybe she had ligma

DZ-19

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Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

Inspector Hound posted:

Who

boffa deez nuts

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ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Plinkey posted:

https://twitter.com/jdcmedlock/status/1240784894281703425

technically, it isn't necessarily the money printer. only if the treasury puts more cash directly into circulation. they could issue debt for it.

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

Inspector Hound posted:

Lmao

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324489071792128?s=19

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324494495014912?s=19

:d2a:

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

TRRRRRRRUUUUU

https://i.imgur.com/JN5HlFj.mp4

:hellyeah:

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Inspector Hound posted:

Lmao

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324489071792128?s=19

https://twitter.com/BlackHammerOrg/status/1240324494495014912?s=19

lmao

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2DCAT
Jun 25, 2015

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Gravy Boat 2k

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

TRRRRRRRUUUUU

https://i.imgur.com/JN5HlFj.mp4

rip urban crew.. . Long live nite crew

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not an endorsement
Mar 14, 2008


Personally, I think it's problematic that a sitting Senator has a racial slur for a last name.


 conscription of all licensed medical practitioners looks pretty good right now ngl

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 already 4 cspam posters have died to the coronavirus :(

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

Giga Gaia posted:

china accused the us of this like two weeks ago and we're in the dumbest timeline so i choose to believe the china flu is actually florida flu. thank you. i will take no questions.

floridafluman

* # ? Mar 20, 2020 01:03
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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

DryGoods posted:

things looking bad

WetBads

how could u do this

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006

Dustcat posted:

in hindsight, having an idiot for a president, while funny, was ultimately a bad idea

lmao

:911:

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