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UFOTacoMan
Sep 22, 2005

Thanks easter bunny!
bok bok!

cumshitter posted:

my sex obsessed ex-wife used to want me to take showers with her and the one time i did (i wore a scuba suit complete with oxygen tank) i was surprised to found out she had a butt too. i asked her why she had a butt but she just tried to shift the conversation to us finally consumnating our marriage

anyway i had a brief fascination in female biology after that. if they also had butts then what else did they have?

Shitcum Holmes: Body Detective

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Tainen
Jan 23, 2004


https://twitter.com/senatorburr/status/1219989568457531392?s=21

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/Brocklesnitch/status/1240641552289947653

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/vtg2/status/1240809102202343433

:stare:

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/ddayen/status/1240660770536296449

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/kadiagoba/status/1240813288679710721

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003


Guess they should have gotten their degrees

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!
oh president tucker

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




https://twitter.com/marceldirsus/status/1240787969834958849

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Trump is a wartime president.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016


owned

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/jonbernhardt/status/1240811999128432641

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

lol

he kept quiet on it so he wouldnt insult the president and now hes their sacrificial lamb. eat poo poo burr this is what happens when you kiss panthers

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

Tucker Carlson is a very scary figure because he is allowed to tell the truth, but he's working for the bad guys. If the Democrats had an inch of spine, they'd be immediately co-opting his truth-telling and re-orient with the Left. Instead, they're just gonna double down on bullshit and go down with the ship and let fascism win.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




by the way. one thing you might not have known about Senator Loeffler is that her husband is chairman of the NY Stock Exchange


Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

lol tucker carlson has pretty much been getting what he wants for the last 6 years and i don't see that changing anytime soon.

he's going to get 2 senate seats to put nazis in

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


https://twitter.com/WalshFreedom/status/1240809349653692417

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

dex_sda posted:

dangan trumpa

donald trump truely is living in the radio waves around all of us :peanut:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят


pretty bold to predict his own death :shrug:

the popes toes
Oct 10, 2004

First, Nintendo hid the fact of their close relationship to the President, and are now denying they have attempted to lobby Trump's money giveaway to time with Animal Crossing, their new flagship. The Elite President Trump Tom Nook skin for early buyers rather says it all.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

tacodaemon posted:

by the way. one thing you might not have known about Senator Loeffler is that her husband is chairman of the NY Stock Exchange




Could have them remarry their necks to a guillotine

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

:dudsmile:

El Mero Mero
Oct 13, 2001

I just want everyone to know that it has been exhilarating to live through this incredible production of The Producers.

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Gripweed posted:

This forum moves too fast for long setup owns










































































































































gently caress you

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004




the real poo poo hasn't even started yet. In the best case scenario at least half of these people have nothing to fall back on, they are one missed paycheck from defaulting on everything and becoming homeless

we're past the point where things can be salvaged

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


what the hell, bernie/walsh 2020

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


El Mero Mero posted:

I just want everyone to know that it has been exhilarating to live through this incredible production of The Producers.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

cumshitter posted:

hahha hell yes the city of LA is closed for business i am deffo working from home monday

gently caress you i still gotta go in

i hope your straight adult son drives you to drink and you get yelled at for calling a client a "stinking dutchman" over skype

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



I've never played an Animal Crossing game but really liked Stardew, though didn't really go in for the decorating part of it, would I like New Horizons?

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

he's got my vote

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

sinnesloeschen posted:

gently caress you

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://mobile.twitter.com/weathernetwork/status/1240815320153182209

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

I've never played an Animal Crossing game but really liked Stardew, though didn't really go in for the decorating part of it, would I like New Horizons?

no

it's a doll house game for babies

sinnesloeschen
Jun 4, 2011

fiiiiiiinnnne
:coolspot:

Epic High Five posted:

the real poo poo hasn't even started yet. In the best case scenario at least half of these people have nothing to fall back on, they are one missed paycheck from defaulting on everything and becoming homeless

we're past the point where things can be salvaged

:peanut:

Cao Ni Ma
May 25, 2010




well they all have something in common

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

paranoid randroid posted:

gently caress you i still gotta go in

i hope your straight adult son drives you to drink and you get yelled at for calling a client a "stinking dutchman" over skype

i dont need my son to drink. which is another reason i dont care if he dies

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



No ring

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



smarxist posted:

no

it's a doll house game for babies

okay good, I rolled the dice on this being the case so bought Doom Eternal but waited on New Horizons, I shall wait longer

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
true story one time i was sitting in traffic and cumshitter pulls up next to me (i could tell it was him because of the CUMSHITT license plate). hes got the windows rolled down and i hear him yelling YEAH WELL YOU TELL SIMMONS THAT HE NEEDS TO STOP SUCKING ALL THOSE TOES BECAUSE I CAN SMELL THE ATHLETES FOOT ON HIS BREATH. then he saw me listening, pitched a half finished latte at my head, pulled onto the shoulder and drove off.

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The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

it's not any less weird with the audience

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNgQJ0J0WUo

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