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Should Gaj make his own thread
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Yes, make a new thread 6 54.55%
No, keep things just how they are 5 45.45%
Total: 11 votes
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Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
My former boomer boss who ostensibly uses fancy mechanical engineering software for a living typed no poo poo about one letter every 5s. Good help you if he called you into his office and said "let me finish this email". I've stood awkwardly no joke for 20 minutes because he needs silence to concentrate.

At least it was easy to do almost no work and look like a genius there

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The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

cool kids inc. posted:

I made a living doing those phone calls. You learn to speak the language after a while...

"Please open your web browser and I'll give you a URL when ready."

"Firefox, Chrome or Internet Explorer, whatever you like."

"Do you see a blue E anywhere?"

"Open the internet?"

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

Squack McQuack posted:

My boomer grandparents were actually really good people! Lifelong democrats, gave to charity, offered up their home to family friends who fell on hard times, etc. My gen-X parents on the other hand would always make sure to vote Republican "to cancel out their votes." Well anyway the grandparents are dead now and my parents voted for Trump. Chaos reigns.

boomer is a state of mind caused by brain injuries. your parents are boomers and your grand parents arent poisoned by lead gasoline

e.pilot posted:

So I was in line at the Costco food court and everyone was standing a good 4ft apart in the line like reasonable socially distanced people, this boomer gently caress gets in line behind me, pushes his cart next to me for some reason, and proceeds to stand maybe a foot behind me, awkwardly close even under normal circumstances.

This is his cart, he was standing behind and left of the cart.


gently caress you, you old piece of poo poo.


Then what do I see as I’m walking back to my hotel room? This same boomer poo poo stain waiting to turn left pulling out of the parking lot pulled halfway into the road with cars swerving around him.



gently caress boomers forever.

social distancing = being alittle bitch? shove their cart away and tell them to gently caress off you dont need boomer remover

snergle fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Mar 20, 2020

tango alpha delta
Sep 9, 2011

Ask me about my wealthy lifestyle and passive income! I love bragging about my wealth to my lessers! My opinions are more valid because I have more money than you! Stealing the fruits of the labor of the working class is okay, so long as you don't do it using crypto. More money = better than!

Improbable Lobster posted:

Boomers and gen xers loving hate learning how to do things instead of having their kids guide them through every single step of the way every single time

This is a hilarious over generalization. I'm a Gen X'er that cooks for my family, reads voraciously on new topics and loves to learn new things, even if they are uncomfortable truths.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

tango alpha delta posted:

This is a hilarious over generalization.

that's kind of the premise of the thread

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Boomers love to tell you that you "need to order the supplies with the Staples account" and not give you the Staples account info. Boomers love to tell you that you have you make requests to order from the Staples account directly to them, and ignore the emails for two months, until you actually run out of printer paper. Boomers love to get upset that you spent three dollars of petty cash on a ream of printer paper so that the daily balance sheet, that gets emailed to them, was printed and put into a binder so that it could be thrown away at the start of the next month.

Boomers love making you document poo poo that has already been documented.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
Starting to see bus advertisements from the government of Canada telling old people to stop doing reverse mortgages so much lmao

AFewBricksShy
Jun 19, 2003

of a full load.



The Butcher posted:

"Please open your web browser and I'll give you a URL when ready."

"Firefox, Chrome or Internet Explorer, whatever you like."

"Do you see a blue E anywhere?"

"Open the internet?"

I changed my mom's chrome shortcut to "The Google"

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!

AFewBricksShy posted:

I changed my mom's chrome shortcut to "The Google"

Mom has a Chromebook now but on her old Windows laptop I changed the Chorme icon to the one for IE and she never knew the difference.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

that's kind of the premise of the thread

That's fair. It's just that "unwillingness to learn" is not a stereotype I've heard applied to Gen X'ers before, or noticed more prevalent than with any subsequent generation. After all, we grew up using non-graphic UI's and moved life onto the Internet: For most of us it was "learn or starve."

Failing to stop boomers because we collectively decided apathy was cool? That's us. Not advancing culture because of nostalgia and recycling plots? Guilty as charged. But a 40-55-year-old stubbornly refusing to learn new things is not something I'm familiar with or noticed in the wild (beyond the ~30% of people in every generation who just hate learning)

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 38 hours!
I kind of wonder if it's a product of privilege too. If you are in a position of privilege you can get away with not knowing or refusing to learn things with little consequence. But if you don't have that privilege, those blind spots will really hold you back - you'll get passed over for someone that knows it, or won't have people with the patience to walk you through it if it's difficult to understand.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
The Boomer is a special creature that the world will never see again.
If a boomer ever exists again, it has to be on another plant.

- Yes they are a product of privilege, mind boggling post world war II privilege where the us became rich.
- This weird culture where the US "Won World War II"
- Living in a country that essentially a really big Island.
- A product of switching from being a farmer to an industrial world. (80% of people were farmers at the beginning of 1900's)
- Having a older generation probably being one of the most financially intelligent for their era, and socially progressive.
- While growing up in the strictest mono-culture created by Radio-Movies-Television.
- Having sheer numbers of population that allow them to talk to each other and reinforce that they are right.
- Giving birth to Gen X a generation so few in numbers that Boomer crushed any political power they had.
- An Extended life span from 55 to 80.

And like a thousand other special things that happened. That future generations will look at the Boomer, and Gen X as very alien generations, and the Millennial will end up being their measuring stick.

mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 17:32 on Mar 20, 2020

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

my father in law's Facebook post posted:

COVID-19 is definitely real, however, the events leading up to it have been interesting to say the least....

Pay attention folks, there's much more going on here than what meets the eye.
Is it a coincidence that just when the economy is booming, the stock market is setting record highs, we are winning the trade wars, school shootings have stopped, our nation is at peace, the Democratic party is a disaster and so is their likely nominee(Biden). He hasn't a chance in hell & they're not about to let an outsider(Bernie) destroy their scheme.
It looks like Trump is a sure bet for reelection after fending off 3 years of investigations and impeachment, then all the sudden world crisis pandemic. Stock market tumbles, companies are laying off employees, everything is closed and canceled, CEO's of giant companies are resigning and indictments are coming.
Now they say there are a couple ways a President doesn't win reelection. Those are an unpopular war or a poor economy.
But there is something larger going on here driving this sudden outbreak right after Trump beats an impeachment. Especially the fact that it(Coronavirus)originated in China who we are in a global trade war with brought on by Trump. Let's not forget Biden's back door deals with CHINA as well.
China doesn't want 4 more years of Trump either. It all seems rather convenient for the nations and opponents of our current President and economy 5 months before an election. Couldn't have hit at a more perfect time.
With the Democrats running out of campaign talking points in light of no school shootings, no migrant caravans at the southern border, fighting in Syria winding down, North Korea not firing missiles and Trump beating a sham impeachment. The coronavirus gave them one last hail mary to try and point fingers at Trump with the clock winding down in 2020.
This is almost the perfect fascist playbook. Control the population with fear-mongering and panic, control the media, spread propaganda and the fan-favorite disarm the population.
Sorry but I don't think we are all going to die. Remember when Ebola was what was going to kill us all, and the media kept showing the piles of body bags that were prepared for the fallout. Then a month later it was totally forgotten.
The common flu has killed more people this year already and the media is SILENT!
A handful of deaths out of 320 million Americans and we are in panic tearing down our society and costing our economy billions in the wake. It all just seems fishy, a little too well-timed if you ask me.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Drunk Nerds posted:

Failing to stop boomers because we collectively decided apathy was cool? That's us. Not advancing culture because of nostalgia and recycling plots? Guilty as charged. But a 40-55-year-old stubbornly refusing to learn new things is not something I'm familiar with or noticed in the wild (beyond the ~30% of people in every generation who just hate learning)
As a Gen-Xer, confirmed.

My brother-in-law who is not a professional button pusher like myself but is the same age, may be socio-politically CHUDdy, but he knows how to use an iPhone, play video game consoles, etc.

Compared to my father, whom I gifted a Kindle Fire two years ago for his birthday. My wife spent an hour showing him how to do a bunch of stuff. He's never touched it.

When he was in the hospital this past April, bored out of his skull, I dug it out from the shelf at my parents house where it had been collecting dust, charged it up, and configured it so he could look at all of the photos I have synced to Google Photo. "Here's something you can do; look at all of the photos I've taken for the past 10 years of all sorts of stuff that would be totally interesting to you like my family, my house, our vacations, etc."

Didn't touch it once.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
Sounds like someone who's checked out.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





Anyone who starts off saying, "Pay attention folks," is an rear end in a top hat and a crank.

It's kind of a handy tell to ignore everything that comes after.

Cheesus
Oct 17, 2002

Let us retract the foreskin of ignorance and apply the wirebrush of enlightenment.
Yam Slacker

Shaocaholica posted:

Sounds like someone who's checked out.
He is.

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005
There are different types of learning.

It's one thing to learn whittling, paper craft or other such hobbies.

It's another thing to learn how to trust political ententes, corporate ententes and history. Even learning what "trust" is. There was this old saying, "I wouldn't trust him farther than I could throw up." Most people couldn't even be able to metaphorically pick up that person let alone hurl them.

Like let's say I know a guy who is going to steal from my business, but for some reason I need him to pick stuff up from the business. I know how far to trust the bastard, so I make sure everything that is loving important is far out of his reach, and maybe set out a box of pens for him to pinch.

The guy picks up the stuff and steals the box pen like I predicted. I knew how far to trust the bastard and wrote off that box of pens from his paycheck and the time it took to hide all the important stuff. I got what I wanted, and he got what I wanted him to get.

mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 18:39 on Mar 20, 2020

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

mazzi Chart Czar posted:

The Boomer is a special creature that the world will never see again.
If a boomer ever exists again, it has to be on another plant.

- Yes they are a product of privilege, mind boggling post world war II privilege where the us became rich.
- This weird culture where the US "Won World War II"
- Living in a country that essentially a really big Island.
- A product of switching from being a farmer to an industrial world. (80% of people were farmers at the beginning of 1900's)
- Having a older generation probably being one of the most financially intelligent for their era, and socially progressive.
- While growing up in the strictest mono-culture created by Radio-Movies-Television.
- Having sheer numbers of population that allow them to talk to each other and reinforce that they are right.
- Giving birth to Gen X a generation so few in numbers that Boomer crushed any political power they had.
- An Extended life span from 55 to 80.

And like a thousand other special things that happened. That future generations will look at the Boomer, and Gen X as very alien generations, and the Millennial will end up being their measuring stick.

Don't forget all the huffing leaded gas fumes and chewing leaded paint chips throughout their childhood and teens.

Shaocaholica
Oct 29, 2002

Fig. 5E
And when we're all older the children will say social media broke our generation and they wouldn't be wrong.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Shaocaholica posted:

And when we're all older the children will say social media broke our generation and they wouldn't be wrong.

:lol: Social media will only be a boogeyman whispered about around the village fire to scare the children into behaving by then.

cool kids inc.
May 27, 2005

I swallowed a bug

Iron Crowned posted:

:lol: Social media will only be a boogeyman whispered about around the village fire to scare the children into behaving by then.

Wait wait, you told people about what you were doing all the time? Like ON PURPOSE?

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Shaocaholica posted:

And when we're all older the children will say social media broke our generation and they wouldn't be wrong.

Yes and no. Nazis / white supremacists . That poo poo has been boiling in the united states since the civil war. The culture of white supremacy is planted into every US citizen, so to radicalize them - it's not as hard as people think.

There is an episode of all in the family where the son in law is passed up for a promotion by his black friend because of a diversity law, and the episode is shot so that it is seen as unfair to the son in law. A white supremacist would say "you're all for diversity, but when you're better qualified and you have a family to feed at home, don't you think you deserve a FAIR shot. "

The nazis tried to co-op every single cultural movement, from Movies like "birth of a nation." to punk bands. And to some extent there was enough power in structures to hold that stuff back or at least keep it down a minimum (black guy dies first).

Turn to the 80's 90's - Isolate the kids from their local area / friends, (stay inside or you'll be shot by the blacks/ mexican gang members) despite the kid living in a suburb and has to be bused in and out of school. Combine that that up with Boomer soft brains who believe that racism is over, because they don't hear about it Television, while sucking up dog whistles (Trump saying China Virus). Let alone the boomers who are just straight out KKK members and want their kids to follow in their footsteps - a slave owner who was 20 in 1865 could live to 80 in 1925, be a parent for 20 year to a person born in 1905 and that 2nd generation slave owner died at 80 in 1985.

The bed was made, and cut to the wild wild west internet - "Everybody should be free to say what they want." And boom, just like that internet nazis and parents who can't defend against them because the parents themselves are one step away from joining their kids in their views.


https://www.splcenter.org/hate-map



SwitchbladeKult posted:

Don't forget all the huffing leaded gas fumes and chewing leaded paint chips throughout their childhood and teens.

I apologize. Like 911, I forgot.

mazzi Chart Czar fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Mar 20, 2020

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
If the zoomers decide to off us if/when we turn in to boomers, I'll be first in line

Feline Mind Meld
Jun 14, 2007

I'm pretty creeped out
Gf's mom just got back from a trip to Florida :doh:

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

ElGroucho posted:

If the zoomers decide to off us if/when we turn in to boomers, I'll be first in line
:same:

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Millennials aren't going to turn into boomers, except the rich ones who already are. Boomers sold out, some Gen Xers did did, millennials can't sell out even when they want to because there's no one buying.

Alkabob
May 31, 2011
I would like to speak to the manager about the socialists, please

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Millennials aren't going to turn into boomers, except the rich ones who already are. Boomers sold out, some Gen Xers did did, millennials can't sell out even when they want to because there's no one buying.

No they will evolve into something the next generation finds as abhorrent as millennials found boomers.

SwitchbladeKult
Apr 4, 2012



"The warmth of life has entered my tomb!"

Scooter_McCabe posted:

No they will evolve into something the next generation finds as abhorrent as millennials found boomers.

Yeah, I don't think so. No one seems to hate Silents or GenXers with the kind of passion that every other generation hates Boomers. Boomers are the unique snowflakes they always claimed to be but for none of the reasons they thought.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Scooter_McCabe posted:

No they will evolve into something the next generation finds as abhorrent as millennials found boomers.

We're the generation that failed to kill the boomers while there was still time.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to
I had a Boomer when confronted with the new rules of how to line up at the grocery store (stay behind the red lines, just because there's space after the person being served does not mean you can just skip the line) go "I am not used to being told what to do".

There's boomers in a nutshell.

Sarah Cenia
Apr 2, 2008

Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

quote:

China's population control program has spread globally. The weak are now stressing, getting paranoid, and committing suicide.
Snowflakes beware, wash your hands and sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY twice every time you touch a foreign substance.
You'al be safe out there

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

I'm this

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


were'al this

Carth Dookie
Jan 28, 2013

Boomers don't like having consequences for their actions:


well why not posted:

On the balcony yesterday arvo, saw an old man yelling at a 30yo woman from his car. He’s stopped at the bottom of a driveway and it’s back and forth about visibility. He says some Nono Words. He’s telling her to come closer etc and she tells him no and drives off.

Young guy across the street shouts out “you are a prick”. “Who’s a prick” old man shouts back. “You are, you prick”. Words continue and old man whips his car around to park next to where the young guy is. Words continue. “How brave are you?” The theme.

Old man hops out, advances threateningly. Young guy squares up and just 1 shot owns the old gently caress into the gutter. Bowls shirt on bitumen; sensible sunglasses in the middle of the street. Just loving sent the guy down.

Words continue - old man is stunned at what happened - “I cant believe you just hit me! I have cancer! I’m sick! You can’t hit people! I have three witnesses, I’ll go to the cops. !” He’s trying to film and sputtering.

Neighbouring balcony, top of their lungs: “you are a prick and no one is on your side”.

Lessons: people are acting out from stress. Don’t try to fight someone 25 years younger than you, or if you have cancer. Don’t say nono words. Don’t hop out the car if you’re in your sixties.

Additional lesson: bogan poo poo like street fighting can happen in the nicest suburbs. Be smart out there Ausgbs

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all
Yessss right in my veins

magikid
Nov 4, 2006
Wielder of the Soup Spoon
Boomers like to tell you about M*A*S*H and expect you to give a gently caress, especially about how emotional the last episode was.

When you start to tell them about a real emotional experience you had in life, they blow it off and keep talking about themselves.

Chieves
Sep 20, 2010

magikid posted:

Boomers like to tell you about M*A*S*H and expect you to give a gently caress, especially about how emotional the last episode was.

When you start to tell them about a real emotional experience you had in life, they blow it off and keep talking about themselves.

Sorry, bucko, M*A*S*H is good and most series would kill for a finale like it had

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Learn the words to Suicide Is Painless and sing it at them.

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winterwerefox
Apr 23, 2010

The next movie better not make me shave anything :(

My boomer dad heard me whistling that song, asked me if i was thinking of killing myself, if so he would go get his gun and help.

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