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We're so close to month four of the year. So close, yet so far...
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is it illegal to trade stocks if you are a blind seer with prophetic powers
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Mar 20, 2020 06:16
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not an endorsement posted:is it illegal to trade stocks if you are a blind seer with prophetic powers
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Mar 20, 2020 06:18
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even if we did literally nothing whatsoever and let 2 or 3 percent of the entire global population die, it would be incredibly horrible on an emotional and spiritual level but it wouldn't be apocalyptic and life as you know it, day to day, wouldn't change in the slightest. so the apocalyptic twitter takes are kinda silly. (no I am not saying do nothing, I am saying DO SOMETHING!)
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Mar 20, 2020 06:20
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This is all going to end like some Twilight Zone poo poo with Boomers saying "I was going to call my grandkids! There was time now!"
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Mar 20, 2020 06:22
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GrimGypsy posted:even if we did literally nothing whatsoever and let 2 or 3 percent of the entire global population die, it would be incredibly horrible on an emotional and spiritual level but it wouldn't be apocalyptic and life as you know it, day to day, wouldn't change in the slightest. so the apocalyptic twitter takes are kinda silly. (no I am not saying do nothing, I am saying DO SOMETHING!) I work with 2 - 3% of the global population tho
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Mar 20, 2020 06:22
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thanks for the take
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Mar 20, 2020 06:22
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wasn't 2-3% of the earth's population disappearing the plot of the leftovers
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Mar 20, 2020 06:23
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trump's going to come out of this looking like a strong decisive leader and somehow the democrats will look even more impotent and weak... it's really mind-boggling how bad they are at everything
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Mar 20, 2020 06:24
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GrimGypsy posted:even if we did literally nothing whatsoever and let 2 or 3 percent of the entire global population die, it would be incredibly horrible on an emotional and spiritual level but it wouldn't be apocalyptic and life as you know it, day to day, wouldn't change in the slightest Counterpoint, more than 2-3% of the population will not have jobs to immediately come back to, and we're already seeing insane statistics just in the US of that being the case In Week 1 Of This. Life will change for those people at least temporarily, day to day
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Mar 20, 2020 06:25
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A food https://twitter.com/ConnorLounsbury/status/1240864774495363072?s=19
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Mar 20, 2020 06:26
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StrugglingHoneybun posted:A food https://twitter.com/rjoyourjoy1919/status/1239737089589198854
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Mar 20, 2020 06:28
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the reduced traffic congestion is pretty nice tbh
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Mar 20, 2020 06:28
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hell yea
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Mar 20, 2020 06:31
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a whole lot of "participating parties were confused about" in that draft i wonder who
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Mar 20, 2020 06:32
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Chris James 2 posted:Counterpoint, more than 2-3% of the population will not have jobs to immediately come back to, and we're already seeing insane statistics just in the US of that being the case In Week 1 Of This. Life will change for those people at least temporarily, day to day yeah no the panic resulting from the disease is gonna kill way more people than the disease will, the economic impact is gonna create waves of homelessness and addiction and poverty and crime and other illness unseen since the depression, not to mention brutal government policies, that kill millions and ruin millions more but hey we saved a few thousand now and planning ahead is for nerds TUMr!
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Mar 20, 2020 06:32
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Waffle House posted:the reduced traffic congestion is pretty nice tbh Hell yeah my daily work commute is so much...why yes I'm still required to go to work why do you ask?
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Mar 20, 2020 06:33
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Plinkey posted:my eyes have felt like they have sawdust in them, for the last 5 das get some systane eyedrops i dunno if they will help but i like putting them in my eyes
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Mar 20, 2020 06:33
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lol i feel like every 6 months i get some keystone light and then remember why i hadn't buy it for a long time its very much nothing but its beer!
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Mar 20, 2020 06:36
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People during the Corona-Crisis: "Thank you, doctors and scientists, for saving us with your selfless dedication, decades long experience and scientifically proven medical knowledge!" Doctors after the Corona-Crisis: "Uhm guys, you totally should get vaccinated!" People: "SHUT THE gently caress UP, SNAKE OIL MAN, DON'T TELL US WHAT TO DO! BIG PHARMA SCAM! AUTISM! RAAAAHRGBLBLBL."
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Mar 20, 2020 06:39
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mcbexx posted:People during the Corona-Crisis: lmao just wait until we have to explain to people why Climate Change is genuinely even scarier than this and is 100% going to create way worse pandemics(and other issues) if we don't solve it with the same laser focus
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Mar 20, 2020 06:41
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mcbexx posted:People: Dunno, any rushed vaccination that comes out within a year is going to trigger some serious red flags for me
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Mar 20, 2020 06:45
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Epic High Five posted:there's a lot of COVID thread regulars who are sitting pretty specifically because that thread was sounding the alarm a month ago lol My girlfriend is grateful, some people thought i was nuts.
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Mar 20, 2020 06:45
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still concerned I don't have enough food
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Mar 20, 2020 06:46
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Plinkey posted:my eyes have felt like they have sawdust in them, for the last 5 das did plinkey gently caress around with a uv sanitizing light
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Mar 20, 2020 06:49
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Holy poo poo. Relavent Doom spoilers: Living with Rage and Other Common Emotions in the Apocalyptic Wasteland Sudden Loud Noise has issued a correction as of 07:00 on Mar 20, 2020 |
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Mar 20, 2020 06:56
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Virtual Russian posted:still concerned I don't have enough food 
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Mar 20, 2020 06:56
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DryGoods posted:feels like we could solve this with the power of the blockchain 
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Mar 20, 2020 06:57
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Gripweed posted:Everyone is coming out the other end of this deeply weird Haven't checked, what does Goop recommend we shove up our vaginas/assholes to combat these trying times?
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Mar 20, 2020 06:58
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imagine wasting a pound of salt on a dang bath
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Mar 20, 2020 07:02
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poo poo POST MALONE posted:imagine wasting a pound of salt on a dang bath the huge salt lick (for licking) in my living room is only 20 lbs thats only 20 baths outrageous
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Mar 20, 2020 07:03
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you can evapourate the water to keep the salt, in these tryign tim es
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Mar 20, 2020 07:07
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Chris James 2 posted:Counterpoint, more than 2-3% of the population will not have jobs to immediately come back to, and we're already seeing insane statistics just in the US of that being the case In Week 1 Of This. Life will change for those people at least temporarily, day to day It's easy. Just start a massive public works project like the country has never seen before. Take some verified uninfected unemployed people. Have them make a set of PPE for themselves for the next day and another set of PPE for a different person. Repeat this process every day, but bring in new people wearing the extra PPE. Now you have exponentially doubling PPE production. Bing bong so simple.
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Mar 20, 2020 07:10
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not an endorsement posted:the huge salt lick (for licking) in my living room is only 20 lbs thats only 20 baths Weird thing to call you new baby.
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Mar 20, 2020 07:10
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https://twitter.com/alexaique/status/1239793756192116737
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Mar 20, 2020 07:13
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cumshitter posted:*looks at latte art cock floating at the top of my coffee and immediately tosses it at the employee* 
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Mar 20, 2020 07:13
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jisforjosh posted:https://twitter.com/Politics_Polls/status/1240840590469869568?s=19 The big strong president is on tv everyday fighting the pandemic and is about to send us all $1,000 trumpbux. Joe Biden tried to do a webcast and wandered off screen like your peepaw looking for his car keys. The bar for good governance for most Americans is so low that trump not making GBS threads his pants at a press conference is all they need to carry him to a 400+ ev victory in November, especially if the alternative is dementia Joe. Trump 2nd term gonna be wild folks
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Mar 20, 2020 07:13
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The Nastier Nate posted:The bar for good governance for most Americans is so low that trump not making GBS threads his pants at a press conference is all they need to carry him to a 400+ ev victory in November, especially if the alternative is dementia Joe. he can poo poo his pants on tv as long as no one can smell it welcome to my ted talk on the revolutionary new technology: smell-o-vision
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... has anybody heard from Joe Biden recently? maybe he died
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