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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
The government has made some changes to the mutual obligation requirements for those on a JobSeeker payment. Luke Henriques-Gomes will have more on that for you in just a moment, but the main points are:

Jobseekers will have the option to request that face-to-face meetings with their job service providers take place over the phone or via an online channel such as Skype;

Jobseekers will be able to complete activities such as online training, creating job plans, writing a CV and preparing job applications online;

Job plans will be adjusted to a default requirement of four job searches a month (or fewer, at provider discretion) to reflect the softening labour market conditions.

Work for the dole and other activities delivered in group settings that cannot be delivered online will be suspended until further notice;

Jobs fairs and other large events will be postponed;

Job service providers will be required to perform new risk assessments for a range of activities like youth jobs path internships.

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Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I miss smashing heads at the job service provider office i should become an advocate

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
I make them humble

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Hours for our manufacturing division got cut today.
My hours have been modified, so we can have a staggered roster, which kinda works out great for me cause I get to have a sleep-in.
IT coming in Monday to setup VPN so we have a proper WFH policy in place.
Very real possibility that we're going to have to let some people go if poo poo doesn't stabilise real loving soon.
Front counter is going cashless, and ANYONE coming through the door that isn't a staff member has to sign their name+number so we can contact them incase of an outbreak.
My inbox is swamped with vendors and their brand new Coronavirus Policy, which all parrot the exact same nonsense, that will all likely be useless come Monday when they need to issue new ones.

It's been a REALLY long loving week, I am stressed the gently caress out, and I really loving wish I had a weed guy right about now.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Infinitum posted:

Hours for our manufacturing division got cut today.
My hours have been modified, so we can have a staggered roster, which kinda works out great for me cause I get to have a sleep-in.
IT coming in Monday to setup VPN so we have a proper WFH policy in place.
Very real possibility that we're going to have to let some people go if poo poo doesn't stabilise real loving soon.
Front counter is going cashless, and ANYONE coming through the door that isn't a staff member has to sign their name+number so we can contact them incase of an outbreak.
My inbox is swamped with vendors and their brand new Coronavirus Policy, which all parrot the exact same nonsense, that will all likely be useless come Monday when they need to issue new ones.

It's been a REALLY long loving week, I am stressed the gently caress out, and I really loving wish I had a weed guy right about now.

Doom and Animal crossing are out today.

Severing
Aug 26, 2017

If you are struggling to get into work mode at home try setting up a space that is dedicated to and is like your office. If you have a room you can dedicate then do that (which is what I do) if not try relocating homely sentimental things away from where you are working. Also try to use a proper office chair and desk, don't sit on the couch and expect to be focused.

Music is also great for blocking out distractions at home. Chuck on some headphones or earbuds and put some chill music on that helps you focus. There are some great playlists on Spotify for this.

The other thing is try to keep your routine the same including stopping work and "packing up" at the same time as usual. Don't be tempted to keep working later than normal. Also get up and get dressed into something other than your PJs when you start as well.

I've been working from home for a few years now, this is what helps me. I've been pretty slack on exercise though so that's the next thing I'm going to tackle. I'm thinking for either going for a walk or salvaging the exercise bike in my garage for it.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


I would blow Dane Cook posted:

Doom and Animal crossing are out today.

Animal Crossing is out?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Infinitum posted:

Animal Crossing is out?

it's the 20th of march.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Didn't even know they were making a new one

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Basically if your life sucks already it’ll get worse. If it’s ok or good, it’ll probably be similar overall.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Got to Airbnb for the wedding I'm at this weekend. It has 100mbit NBN

But the tv is crap and inbuilt "cast" device isn't like a real Chromecast so my phone can't pick it up. I just wanna watch the new star wars

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
One unexpected symptom of Coronavirus anxiety: incredible horniness

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

well why not posted:

Basically if your life sucks already it’ll get worse.

i get your point but this post reads like a really angry 15 year old kids blog

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




Malcolm Turnbeug posted:

i get your point but this post reads like a really angry 15 year old kids blog

it’s true I am TWISTED

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
i don't have plat but rest assured I am furiously spamming the report button regardless for my own state of mind

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
Checking a girl out of the coronavirus ward to have sex with her in the toilets.

Qmass
Jun 3, 2003

No real escalation of measures to reduce spread today, (must be 4m sq separated to hold events of 100 loving lol policed by who) which means even in a thread where everyone is talking about this thing and awareness should by higher than the average Australian you still have people going to weddings this weekend.

Which means it is absolutely going to be as bad as Italy here. Even though we can see what is coming we are just ignoring it. yikes.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Oh come on it's not like a wedding was responsible for 35 cases this month.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

Can't wait for the Rona to blow over so I don't have to keep washing my hands after every poo.

naeka
Sep 1, 2008

Qmass posted:

we can see what is coming we are just ignoring it. yikes.

the most traditional australian quality.

maxe
Sep 23, 2004

BLURRED SWEET STREETLIGHTS SPEEDING PAST, FAST
holy gently caress what a week


i am lightyears high right now

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


naeka posted:

the most traditional australian quality.

She'll be right mate

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!
Pretty great to be visibly pregnant and have all my colleagues ask me about risk to pregnant women as if I’m not already thinking about it.

Airstream Driver
May 6, 2009

All the pregnant women at our work have been told to work from home for at least 3 months.

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE
Picking up a really weird, brittle vibe in public at the moment. Going to the pub last night felt like attending a low-key wake.

well why not
Feb 10, 2009




do not go to the pub you idiot

femcastra
Apr 25, 2008

If you want him,
come and knit him!

Airstream Driver posted:

All the pregnant women at our work have been told to work from home for at least 3 months.

I’m a teacher and advice from state gov is that we’re not identified as significantly more at risk, so if we leave we take sick leave. I have about 2 days of sick leave.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
https://twitter.com/bencjenkins/status/1240918562547453953?s=21

e: https://twitter.com/thejohnburgess/status/1240844903363432449?s=21

Jezza of OZPOS fucked around with this message at 10:24 on Mar 20, 2020

Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE

well why not posted:

do not go to the pub you idiot

Yeah, look mate, all those pub dunny seats weren't gonna lick themselves - the four other cunts in the pub certainly didn't look up to the task.

Managed to get it all done before my night shift coughing on immunocompromised infants. Employee of the loving month too, mind you.

Dr. Garbanzo
Sep 14, 2010

femcastra posted:

I’m a teacher and advice from state gov is that we’re not identified as significantly more at risk, so if we leave we take sick leave. I have about 2 days of sick leave.

I'm "lucky" that I've managed to acrew more than term of sick leave since I came on board but the situation is honestly odd. My partner is immunocomprimised and while I'm expected to keep turning up to work I'm scared that I'll get it and then pass it on which won't be at all good

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺

well why not posted:

do not go to the pub you idiot

i've been saying this for loving years and people only started listening when scott morrison said it so I'm feeling really resentful. Just drink at home, its cheaper and the jukebox also plays porno

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I think that last part bears repeating. The jukebox also plays porno. Imagine the pub, but with porn, and you can crank one out in way more places without getting in trouble. Sound like a dream? thats your house bro.

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

I'm going to a wedding but everyone is fairly low risk. On the plus side it gets me out of Sydney for a weekend where the risk is I see another oval office trying to stock up on TP or other food and end up in lockup for spear tackling them into the shelves

Hashy
Nov 20, 2005

McSpergin posted:

I'm going to a wedding but everyone is fairly low risk. On the plus side it gets me out of Sydney for a weekend where the risk is I see another oval office trying to stock up on TP or other food and end up in lockup for spear tackling them into the shelves

people stockpiling out of fear are better than people going to weddings out of complacency

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

Hashy posted:

people stockpiling out of fear are better than people going to weddings out of complacency

We're ok, it's under 100 people

For real tho, everyone is ok and anyone at risk has stayed home

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


well why not posted:

do not go to the pub you idiot

Where else am I going to be charged $15 for a pint? My house?

McSpergin
Sep 10, 2013

But also people stockpiling are worse because they're actually putting more at risk people at risk of not being able to access necessities

CAMP FARTING ROCKS
Jan 14, 2005

Lolie posted:

Was just at the butcher's and they said they had to make a second lot of sausages yesterday because they sold out.

IGA had no paper products and there was no sugar or flour on the shelves either. They still had plenty of fresh fruit and veggies and they don't seem to have restricted frozen veggies yet.

I was just at the butchers and I think they were getting ready to shut down from tomorrow.

Got into a bit of a conversation, where some guy was saying that he'd heard if everyone stayed home for a week it'd be over. The head butcher's position was "well, why don't they? that doesn't seem too bad".


I told him that people would die. His response was "oh, yeah, well the small percentage..." and I cut him off to clarify that that was not talking about people with the virus. That was fires going unanswered, domestic violence calls going unanswered, people already in need of care dying etc. I don't know why, I don't usually challenge people two feet taller and thirty years older than myself in conversation.


Maybe it's because I found out today I'm in essential services and I won't be losing my job like most of his staff probably will. I don't feel great.

Hashy
Nov 20, 2005

McSpergin posted:

We're ok, it's under 100 people

For real tho, everyone is ok and anyone at risk has stayed home

i hope these 'low risk' people dont have to go shopping or to work. when low risk people get infected they infect more low risk people which infects high risk people and removes critical hospital beds from people who may or may not have even ever had the coronavirus. maybe skip the wedding

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Seedy ROM
Aug 25, 2018

FKN FUN POLICE
gently caress yes I am here to watch social distancing crimes be prosecuted online in the AUSGBS thread. This poo poo is always like a washing machine with a brick in it.

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