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Whoops, you made the error of being alive during a global pandemic! Silly, what were you thinking? You were just another young adult in Britain living your life and getting through the day when COVID-19 hit the country and turned your life upside down. When reports of the virus first came out of China you assumed it would have a neglible impact in the UK. When the shops started to run out of pasta you were frustrated but still thought people were overreacting. When they put posters up at work advising people to self-isolate if displaying symptoms you believed everyone was just getting a bit anxious. However over the last few days it has become clear that social distancing is vital. Over the course of this week you have prepared yourself and now you have entered quarantine mode. You have recently been declared by the government as a key worker that can work from home and your employment status is secure You have spent the last few days picking up some basic supplies (but no hoarding!) and your food stock is very good You display zero symptoms of the coronavirus and your condition is healthy You are entering quarantine in high spirits and your emotional wellbeing is positive 10 rolls of toilet paper remaining What do you do? This thread has been approved for this forum by Fedule
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# ? May 25, 2024 13:20 |
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Pop down the Spoons for a pint.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:40 |
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Write a strongly worded tweet about how this is Jeremy Corbyns fault.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:41 |
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>Inspect pet cage
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:41 |
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Take stock of supplies for the contents of the cage and ensure small furry animal supplies are also Good.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:42 |
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> Get wrapping paper > Wrap a present for yourself and pretend to be surprised when opening it.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:45 |
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>go back to bed
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:45 |
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Log in to your online bank account and cancel the standing order to your landlord. Your employment may be secure but that's no reason not to get in on the ground floor of the rent strike!
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:47 |
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>call girl/boyfriend and cry
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:48 |
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90s Cringe Rock posted:Pop down the Spoons for a pint. You would love a pint but you really don't feel comfortable going to the pub right now Spuckuk posted:Write a strongly worded tweet about how this is Jeremy Corbyns fault. Venting out your rage in an incoherent string of abuse has made you feel calmer. Your emotional wellbeing is now upbeat Cluncho McChunk posted:>Inspect pet cage This is your pet hamster, Xander. You have been his parent for close to two years now. He is very active but skittish and still bites you every now and again. You probably shouldn't disturb him further right now, it is his night-time. PST posted:Take stock of supplies for the contents of the cage and ensure small furry animal supplies are also Good. You purchased a fresh stock of food, bedding and treats this morning, in fact. Your pet supplies are very good
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 14:56 |
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> cheeky Nando's takeaway
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:15 |
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I see a bookshelf on the wall. Many adventure games hide important information there, so examine bookshelf.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:15 |
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> Turn on television
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:17 |
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> open wallet and send photo of credit card to me
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:18 |
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> Start a CYOA Let's Play thread on the something awful dot com forums. > Try to bake a loaf of bread to improve the hidden "cooking" stat
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:23 |
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> eat a roll of toilet paper
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:24 |
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> poop
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:30 |
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> Do the laundry.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 15:55 |
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Sanitary Naptime posted:> Get wrapping paper Oh how very thought, you've got yourself a present. What a special day! You decide you'll open it later to keep up the suspense Slaan posted:>go back to bed During the middle of your work shift?! Are you sure? Renaissance Robot posted:Log in to your online bank account and cancel the standing order to your landlord. Your employment may be secure but that's no reason not to get in on the ground floor of the rent strike! You consider cancelling your rent in solidarity with those who are struggling financially but decide against it. Your landlord is a person too and how would he survive himself without your rent! CommissarMega posted:>call girl/boyfriend and cry Unfortunately this dialogue option does not appear when your relationship status is single Ibblebibble posted:> cheeky Nando's takeaway Yes, what a great idea! You're feeling very up for this! After all, who doesn't love a cheeky Nando's? On second thoughts maybe not... MagusofStars posted:I see a bookshelf on the wall. Many adventure games hide important information there, so examine bookshelf. You walk over to the bookshelf and study it with a furrowed brow. Hmm, perhaps the wine glass filled with coke bottle caps is a clue?
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 16:20 |
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Eat a bottlecap to see if it gives you information.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 16:24 |
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knock down olaf as a sign of rebellion.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 16:27 |
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> Pull out one of the ASoIaF books. Turn to a random page. Shitpost in The Bad Thread about what you’ve found.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 16:49 |
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>investigate PS2 collection
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:01 |
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That doesn’t sound like enough toilet paper. > buy more toilet paper
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:15 |
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> Set up holiday lights outside the living space to give some much needed cheer to the area. Or, if said lights aren't available... > Sign in to work? I dunno what our job is.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:19 |
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Beartaco posted:> Turn on television You hit the button on the television but nothing happens. You press the button again but the screen remains lifeless. You're pretty sure that's not what's meant to happen. Beartaco posted:> open wallet and send photo of credit card to me You look around but you don't see your wallet. You know you definitely didn't leave it outside so it must be around here somewhere! PenguinSalsa posted:> Start a CYOA Let's Play thread on the something awful dot com forums. You decide to start a "screenshot" LP based on your time in quarantine. It's a bit gimmicky but hopefully everyone will be nice! PenguinSalsa posted:> Try to bake a loaf of bread to improve the hidden "cooking" stat Sure, why not? Oh, you're pretty sure you don't have any of those
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:40 |
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>Hop on your social media platform of choice to check if anyone's on to fight the impending crippling loneliness. It's what I'd do, anyways.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:42 |
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Play Animal Crossing/Doom Eternal
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:50 |
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Greetings from Italy. I've been working from home since the 5th of March (high school teacher), I've been out of pajamas like thrice in this period (not counting showers), I am an antisocial rear end in a top hat and I'm loving bored out of my mind already. Stay safe and >hug yourself, because you deserve it.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:51 |
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> Consider rooting around with the wires behind the TV to get it working again, put it off to later and take a nap instead.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 17:54 |
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Watch the Overly Sarcastic Productions video on Stranger In A Strange Land that just released today on Youtube.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 18:00 |
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> Pray before an altar bearing all your current stocks of spices for these kindly spirits to make the bean onion and rice period more bearable.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 18:17 |
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limeicebreakers posted:> eat a roll of toilet paper You consider eating one of your rolls of toilet paper but decide against it. It's far too loaded with carbs. HardDiskD posted:> poop You can't see the toilet and you're certainly not going to poop on the rug like an animal Black Feather posted:> Do the laundry. You can't see the washing machine either! ultrafilter posted:Eat a bottlecap to see if it gives you information. You try eating the bottlecap and you do indeed gain new information. Plastic isn't edible! limeicebreakers posted:knock down olaf as a sign of rebellion. gently caress you, Olaf! Unfortunately this slight expression of rage has cut in on your positive vibes. Your emotional wellbeing is irked
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 18:33 |
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Make curry. You're a Brit - there's always time for curry!
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 18:39 |
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> Go north
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 18:52 |
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These games often have some fun interactions, or easter eggs. For example insisting to kiss random stuff. Not the best time for that, though. >xyzzy Stay safe goons.
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 18:54 |
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> spend two weeks playing Stardew Valley
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 19:09 |
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> get wrestlefigure > inspect wrestlefigure (I can't see who it is!) > use wrestlefigure -> action: PIN, target: OLAF
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# ? Mar 20, 2020 19:16 |
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> Clean your monitor! Tidying up always makes me feel better.
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Wait oh god oh poo poo there's something critical to check. is phone plugged in plug phone in
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