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Hashy posted:i hope these 'low risk' people dont have to go shopping or to work. when low risk people get infected they infect more low risk people which infects high risk people and removes critical hospital beds from people who may or may not have even ever had the coronavirus. maybe skip the wedding By low risk I mean people who aren't at risk of being exposed, not at low risk of the virus killing them. I'm sure people who have been exposed would be smart enough not to come to the wedding, we had to change the entire venue last minute to accommodate new coronavirus measures Also it'll probably be the last wedding my grandma is around for so we're going ahead with it
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I’m not going to the wedding bc nobody invited me. Real bummer to find out that one; I was gonna bang mcspergins grandma
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Mar 20, 2020 12:14
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:I’m not going to the wedding bc nobody invited me. Real bummer to find out that one; I was gonna bang mcspergins grandma Get in line bub
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Mar 20, 2020 12:15
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We can call it the McSpergin cluster.
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Mar 20, 2020 12:19
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new social distancing rules mean there can only be one person every 4 square meters in the line to bang mcspergins grandma
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Mar 20, 2020 12:39
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I’ve bought weed from every single suburb on that map
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Mar 20, 2020 12:43
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On a solidly anti corona direction Does anyone remember the lyrics tons childhood My name is ally ally chickadee chickadee Put in the oven and poke poke poke Chinese checkers cheese on toast Put it in the oven and poke poke poke
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Mar 20, 2020 12:44
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My friend acted like i was insane for wanting to eat dinner at a restaurant whos the crazy one here
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Mar 20, 2020 12:55
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Society is the true madness that we all share, I reckon
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Mar 20, 2020 12:57
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And we all live in it BOTTOM TEXT
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Mar 20, 2020 13:48
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that animal crossing doom avatar is sick, Tom Nook, icon of sin
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Mar 20, 2020 14:40
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McSpergin posted:We're ok, it's under 100 people All of these measures countries are taking - shutting down all gatherings like weddings and schools - the poo poo Australia isn't doing right now - it is not because they care if a bunch of 20-40 year olds get it (although its looking more and more like a significant number of those people actually do end up needing to be hospitalised - the CDC report that came out 2 days ago says 14-20% so far in america) it is because you and everyone like you will spread the virus faster and wider. Until your folks wind up in hospital with everyone else at the same time and you come on here to complain that they can't get on a ventilator because the hospital is completely swamped because the government didn't do enough to slow down the spread. It is incredibly selfish to think that because you probably won't be very sick its all good mate.
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Mar 20, 2020 14:58
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i can't stop thinking about how the aldi brand coco pops have the tasmanian devil as the mascot and its very clearly the trademarked and copyrighted wb character but none of their other knock off cereals have a looney tunes character as the mascot
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Mar 20, 2020 15:17
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Lol who would win? Capitalism The economy being weird for like a couple of days Man i k-holed pretty hard earlier and honestly the only thing that got me out of it was the fact that I had played minecraft
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Mar 20, 2020 15:44
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Qmass posted:Until your folks wind up in hospital with everyone else at the same time and you come on here to complain that they can't get on a ventilator because the hospital is completely swamped because the government didn't do enough to slow down the spread.
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Mar 20, 2020 15:55
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I grew up in Strathpine
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Mar 20, 2020 16:15
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It took three supermarkets but I finally managed to gather enough items to make spag bol and chicken stew along with toilet paper. I basically just wanted a couple of things to have in the freezer ready to go.
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Mar 20, 2020 23:56
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One of the guests has had to pull out of the wedding due to being in isolation, legitimately overheard a girl behind us at the pub last night (we went to get dinner), loudly saying "yeah I just got back from Bali today" Why the gently caress are you not in isolation!!!!!!
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Mar 21, 2020 01:06
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low risk it'll be fine mate
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Mar 21, 2020 01:13
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McSpergin posted:One of the guests has had to pull out of the wedding due to being in isolation, legitimately overheard a girl behind us at the pub last night (we went to get dinner), loudly saying "yeah I just got back from Bali today" 
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Mar 21, 2020 01:17
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meanwhile on my way into work today saw people at cafes and shops like what the gently caress is wrong with people?? my office are calling former staff to help deal with the plague, everyone should be in lockdown already.
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Mar 21, 2020 01:25
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McSpergin posted:One of the guests has had to pull out of the wedding due to being in isolation, legitimately overheard a girl behind us at the pub last night (we went to get dinner), loudly saying "yeah I just got back from Bali today" It's only a matter of time until I totally lose my poo poo at someone who is being cavalier about their lack of caution.
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Mar 21, 2020 01:38
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Woolies in Camberwell was weirdly quiet and not very ransacked this morning. There was pasta and rice available, didn't check bog scrolls Maybe the 2 item limit is having the intended effect Fresh food market was not that busy, poultry places were running low on eggs at 9:30ish but not yet out. Lots of meat available Fruit & Veg pretty much normal
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Mar 21, 2020 01:51
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The ones in Malvern are still completely empty and jacked up, I feel like a lot of the people buying stuff aren't even from this neighbourhood
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Mar 21, 2020 02:01
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My daughter's bestie has gone full on prepper so my daughter now has 5 kilos of mince, a kilo of cannellini beans, kilos of pasta, and 200 alcohol swabs she didn't want in addition to the meat and frozen veggies I got her which she did want.
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Mar 21, 2020 02:10
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McSpergin posted:By low risk I mean people who aren't at risk of being exposed, not at low risk of the virus killing them. I'm sure people who have been exposed would be smart enough not to come to the wedding, we had to change the entire venue last minute to accommodate new coronavirus measures it will definitely be the last wedding your grandma is around for
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Mar 21, 2020 02:17
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Drint Blasters posted:I grew up in Strathpine owned
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Mar 21, 2020 02:18
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1 wedding and 50,000 funerals.
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Mar 21, 2020 02:22
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McSpergin posted:By low risk I mean people who aren't at risk of being exposed, not at low risk of the virus killing them. I'm sure people who have been exposed would be smart enough not to come to the wedding, we had to change the entire venue last minute to accommodate new coronavirus measures By definition, if they've been around other people at all they are at risk of having been exposed. It's the people who are unaware they've been exposed who are most likely to spread this far and wide because they see no reason to change their daily behaviour to minimise contact with people outside their household.
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Mar 21, 2020 02:23
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McSpergin posted:legitimately overheard a girl behind us at the pub last night (we went to get dinner), loudly saying "yeah I just got back from Bali today" So you were in public in the vicinity of a person who was defying their quarantine orders?
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Mar 21, 2020 02:32
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numbers, we already agreed to slam mcspergins grandma the old fashioned way, in a porno line
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:numbers, we already agreed to slam mcspergins grandma the old fashioned way, in a porno line
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02-6611-0142-1 posted:it will definitely be the last wedding your grandma is around for To be fair she is 88 and has been miserable ever since grandad died unexpectedly, I think she's ready to go as well
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Jestery posted:On a solidly anti corona direction I'd forgotten most of it except the "Chinese checkers, cheese on toast" line but it just came back. Would have been late 80's/early 90's. Was it a clapping song like patty-cake and you poked each other for the "poke poke poke" bit? Also TIL the "Wash your face in orange juice" song isn't a random playground rhyme, it's a kids' song called Mr Clicketty Cane by Peter Combe, who was kind of a proto-Wiggle from the 80's.
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Goddamn Particle posted:I'd forgotten most of it except the "Chinese checkers, cheese on toast" line but it just came back. Would have been late 80's/early 90's. Was it a clapping song like patty-cake and you poked each other for the "poke poke poke" bit? Yeah it was a clapping game, I'm trying to track down the origin of it
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Now my local Viet butcher is in a panic, he can't get stock. gently caress Bondi, but this seems over the top https://www.smh.com.au/politics/federal/unacceptable-health-minister-blasts-beachgoers-amid-coronavirus-crisis-20200321-p54chw.html
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Kharnifex posted:Now my local Viet butcher is in a panic, he can't get stock. i hate cops as much as the next bogan but people are not at all taking seriously the amount of death we are looking at over the next few weeks & months so lock poo poo down already. it's too late to stop the spread now but people can atleast minimise it by not being fuckwits and staying home.
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Mar 21, 2020 05:21
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Grandma: " I had some guests from America last week for lunch, and some from Taiwan the week before"
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