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large_gourd posted:no-one thought of the panty sniffers in the midst of all this. Bella Delphene is out of business now!
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You know we've all mentioned the importance of not touching our face but we really haven't stressed not touching our own rear end in a top hat. Now that I can't touch my face, I find my hands are ever flirting too close to the dark side.
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frogge posted:A bunch of my coworkers called out last week and one of them even went to the doc with roni symptoms and was told to go home and self-quarantine but they wouldn't test because she's not over 50 and can't prove she was in contact with another proven case. Good job USA, this bullshit is gonna keep all of us sick. Haha so we're only testing if they were in contact with a proven case... anyone else see the hole in this plan?
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Kharmakazy posted:Full disclosure: I live in the woods and there is a cow/horse farm up the street. I called the owners and they came and got the cows before they got hit by a truck or something. I’m the cow poop smells wafting towards your bulk horde
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Rime posted:Do you agree or disagree that the government of China mishandled a viral outbreak and unleashed a global pandemic? What are your thoughts on the likely survival rates for Uighurs confined in the Xinjiang liquidation camps? lol if you think it was some bureaucrat’s decision and not the megacorporation that didn’t want this cutting into their bottom line.
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Hardawn posted:You know we've all mentioned the importance of not touching our face but we really haven't stressed not touching our own rear end in a top hat. Now that I can't touch my face, I find my hands are ever flirting too close to the dark side. Soon you'll have one hand cupping your balls and the other wrist deep in your bum bum
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FriedMyBrain posted:Gnarles Barkley has the corona virus!!!! Crazy if true
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NYC goons Word from my friend in the Army is military enforced quarantine is starting this weekend, possibly Sunday. Photos are going around of troops deploying throughout the city. He says itll be partial "Martial Law" with mostly the military aiding police to keep people inside AccountSupervisor fucked around with this message at 22:02 on Mar 20, 2020 |
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Whatever dude you're probably not even a real account supervisor.
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ymgve posted:This didn’t actually debunk the «Venice waters are clear now» part, only says that swans have always been there The water’s clear because there’s not enough boats in the water to kick up the sediment from the canal bed, not because of pollution or whatever they said in the tweet.
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AccountSupervisor posted:NYC goons I think you mean martial law. I saw something where people are googling marshall law and getting marshall mathers aka eminem causing people to say it should be his next album name...
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bomb posted:I’m the cow poop smells wafting towards your bulk horde "That's the smell of money."
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Whatever dude you're probably not even a real account supervisor. only took 16 years to be found out...the jig is up...i am a fraud Dixville posted:I think you mean martial law. The dumbest part is is I definitely wrote "martial" first and then corrected it to marshall.
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So if you want to know which country you need to look at after you get bored with Italy. (I think you can decipher it enough to get it)
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Puppy Galaxy posted:does anyone else have to bust like 3x as much? i’m pretty sure i’ve woken up every night this week with a hard on that won’t go away until i do the needful, so to speak. This is somewhat atypical for me especially when i’m eating like poo poo, drinking and getting little You are probably getting adequate rest for the first time in a long time.
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Puppy Galaxy posted:does anyone else have to bust like 3x as much? i’m pretty sure i’ve woken up every night this week with a hard on that won’t go away until i do the needful, so to speak. This is somewhat atypical for me especially when i’m eating like poo poo, drinking and getting little These are the quality posts for which I can always rely on Something Awful
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Dixville posted:I think you mean martial law. Clearly they were talking about this guy 
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Fenarisk posted:Welp. All us outpatient therapists are being shuttled to inpatient now to help with the load for the next 2 weeks at minimum. Thank you
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Helios Grime posted:So if you want to know which country you need to look at after you get bored with Italy. oof
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Helios Grime posted:So if you want to know which country you need to look at after you get bored with Italy. what's the weather been like lately in spain because if this virus LIKES dry arid regions we're all hosed
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AccountSupervisor posted:NYC goons your friend is a loving lunatic, they are in NYC to create hospital space and distribute supplies for the state. Jfc
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lmao. mayors 20 minutes late to urgent public announcement. watch live https://www.wwltv.com/video/news/live_breaking/live-video-new-orleans/289-1078240
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The MD, VA, DC area still at <400 cases but I wouldn't be surprised if martial law goes into affect here soon too. Hogan's done a great job in MD but people are idiots still waiting around for food orders in a crowded chic-fil-a.
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BoJo finally closed the pubs. I'm still on the schedule for tomorrow even though were probably not opening (we're a foodhall/bar and the vendors do delivery with a partner firm, think uber eats style, so they might still be doing food for delivery) cos our management is on the sloppy side
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Yeah they started closing pretty much as soon as he made the announcement. My friend went straight to his local when he heard and the were ringing the bell as he entered. P sure there will still be places open until midnight tho Haha, I was reading that prick who owns Weatherspoons earlier saying he wasn't closing quote:He said: “My instinct is that closure won’t save lives but will cost thousands of jobs and create unsustainable costs for the UK.” He really is a piece of poo poo https://www.theguardian.com/business/2020/mar/20/coronavirus-wetherspoons-boss-says-uk-pubs-will-stay-open-as-long-as-possible YerDa Zabam fucked around with this message at 22:37 on Mar 20, 2020 |
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got a 6 pack of good ole blue moon, gently caress my diet seeing my weiner is over-rated anyway
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Puppy Galaxy posted:does anyone else have to bust like 3x as much? i’m pretty sure i’ve woken up every night this week with a hard on that won’t go away until i do the needful, so to speak. This is somewhat atypical for me especially when i’m eating like poo poo, drinking and getting little to no exercise. anyway, something to be thankful for i suppose, despite the turmoil i can take solace in the fact that my dick is working better than ever. Weirdly, yes. I’m on mtf hormone therapy and haven’t had an involuntary erection in months. However yesterday morning I totally woke up with morning wood. Very confusing. My schedule hasn’t changed I’m just working like normal.
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This video is already old but I thought it was super interesting from a social point of view. Sorry if this was already posted https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nMY0-4p9P-M SpaceGoatFarts fucked around with this message at 22:38 on Mar 20, 2020 |
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Got my permission slip saying my job is essential infrastructure in case MN shuts down over the weekend. ( Generic Rx Manufacturer). Nothing has changed for us except we have to sign a paper saying we don't have the Virus (how could we even know??) each day on our way in.
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Ocean Book posted:Weirdly, yes. I’m on mtf hormone therapy and haven’t had an involuntary erection in months. However yesterday morning I totally woke up with morning wood. Very confusing. Can't really be helped with all the pangolinposting lately. 
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wow so a guy at work who was previously a flat earther is now saying coronavirus is a HOAX. i was just like you're maaaaaad.
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QuarkJets posted:From the beginning the CSPAM thread has been full of racism and white noise but I keep checking it because sometimes interesting information appears there. It's pretty awful D&D threads are almost always the worst of anything, and yeah, exactly because they are always the loudest sobbing section of depressed thirty something white guys on the forum.
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Vashro posted:Got my permission slip saying my job is essential infrastructure in case MN shuts down over the weekend. ( Generic Rx Manufacturer). Nothing has changed for us except we have to sign a paper saying we don't have the Virus (how could we even know??) each day on our way in. I work in infrastructure for major companies for electrical work and it's kinda like an honor system basically. As of the time you are writing that and show no symptoms you will be fine. But if they find you on that date you had a fever for awhile and hid it; the company can punish you for it. It's hosed up and companies are trying everything they can to push sick people away from their factories. If you are sick for any reason. Keep your rear end at home. Do not work.
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hemale in pain posted:wow so a guy at work who was previously a flat earther is now saying coronavirus is a HOAX. i was just like you're maaaaaad. try to agree with him and argue that italy isn't even a real country and see what his response is
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r u ready to WALK posted:try to agree with him and argue that italy isn't even a real country and see what his response is i thought his flat earth stuff was funny dude but i can't even pretend to be friendly to him when it's something this serious. i did bring up italy and he mentioned how the cold kills x number of people. these people are actually insane (and dumb) and you can't win when talking to them
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:You're totally right, I shouldn't have spread misinformation like that. I took another look at Germany's numbers and the proportion of deaths to critically ill to recovered/discharged is right in line with other countries. No worries, it is hard to find reliable information. I also just learned today that apparently Germany is one of very few if not the only country that actually fulfills the wWHO recommendation for ICU beds per capita or however you say that, i.e. we have significantly more icu beds per 100.000 people than others, which might be a factor.
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don't we have any goon dr's that can post or comment on some of the malaria medicines being used to combat it? I want to believe some of the things on twitter.
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Burt Sexual posted:We do nightly voice chats on discord. Is it invite only? I wouldn't mind poking my head in and saying hello with the sounds of me stuttering
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