Inceltown posted:

Serf posted:

my grandpa called me to apologize. said he didn't know it was me and that he "couldn't see good." apparently he thought i was some fat guy trying to steal his car, which was full of horse feed

bullshit imo

Sheng-Ji Yang posted:

roasted by grandpa after a friendly shootout smh

D-Pad posted:

Don't remember the originating goon, but I believe this was from the vajazzle thread back in the day:

FactsAreUseless posted:

I think this was an LF thread

D-Pad posted:

Don't remember the originating goon, but I believe this was from the vajazzle thread back in the day:

Phy posted:

Reminds me of heebie-gbs, now that you mention it

NLJP posted:

whatever happened to vajazzling, that poo poo was ridiculous

edit:

the heebie-gbs posted:
lookit that posh peach. want to make your man squirm? garnish that gash with garnets and cash!!! jam some bills in those labes, let em flutter and fly. girl you nasty but your stench trench got the eddie bauer package


Infrateal posted:
i always wondered why clams didn't wear pearls on the outside. now when i go skinnydipping in the sea i hear submarine maracas as they all slap their shells like the foreheads they wish had the forethought to evolve

gregday posted:
blood diamonds

cheap sunglasses posted:
pubic zirconia

the heebie-gbs posted:
hit me up, glitzy gal, show me your glimmergulch and drive me wild wild WILD! be my rhinestone cowgirl

the heebie-gbs posted:
dress your gooch with tasteful decoupage. lets get down to brass tacks... and pipes! hoot hoot! got me humming and thrumming for your steampunk plumbing. let's get freaky!!! imagine my balls at the edge of your fabulous folds

the heebie-gbs posted:
come home and my girl got a pile of gravel on her gooch. woman tryin to grind my bone and take my bread. grab some ice. let's get fricative

the heebie-gbs posted:
my friend athena staple a rolex to her mons. say what!!!? pussy time

the heebie-gbs posted:
the mechapoon descends, clangin and clankin its rusty parts on the bathroom tile. holy moly!! look at that brassy barnacle. menu says pork and i know that poo poo's gettin GROUND

ANGRY TEEN posted:
this is pretty good for both straight and gay folks alike. you cannot argue with the fact that absent the other humanizing/sexualizing aspects that surround a vagina and the use of our other four senses, a vagina when isolated from the rest of the body and examined solely with our sense of vision is an objectively ugly sad little thing that cries out for at least a pinch of sparkle dust.
as a man, i do find the general look and presentation of the vagina to be sorely lacking. in fact, they sometimes tend towards the outright grotesque. im glad someone has finally adorned them with some of the things i love: sparkly rhinestones. im gay.

Superabound posted:
every time im "down there" i think to myself, "why cant this silly little thing look more like Elton John's glasses?". intelligent design my hot toned rear end

purple death ray posted:

How is there not a poster named pubic zirconia lmao

dreamin of semen posted:

lol, bingo and there's thankfully more, though I can't find the original posts


holy loving god

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've genuinely never laughed so hard at a thread.

Am wondering whether I'm bored enough right now to bling my groove thing. Do you think I can use nail glue?

Shut up Meg posted:

Bookmarking this for the follow-up "Guys, help! I've glued me catflap shut!"

Kitfox88 posted:

My favorite part is sneaking in the zyborne clock ref

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Please don't put that in my vagina.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've genuinely never laughed so hard at a thread.

Am wondering whether I'm bored enough right now to bling my groove thing. Do you think I can use nail glue?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

They said clock, not... oh never mind.

Elfface posted:

The porno version was suprisingly feature-complete compared to the original, but Johnny would only sit and drink beer with four other NPCs. I think there was some kind of mixup about the five Ace's.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've genuinely never laughed so hard at a thread.

Am wondering whether I'm bored enough right now to bling my groove thing. Do you think I can use nail glue?

Syrian Lannister posted:

Kenny Rodgers died

CRUSTY MINGE posted:

Picked a good time to fold 'em and walk away.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I've genuinely never laughed so hard at a thread.

Am wondering whether I'm bored enough right now to bling my groove thing. Do you think I can use nail glue?

Chichevache posted:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Is there a user named 3D Megadoodoo yet?

Krankenstyle posted:

also,

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Cats are overrated.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Krankenstyle posted:

also,

Lobok posted:

Oh poo poo I didn't know the forums had its own Matrix. All the text is just a bunch of green gibberish.

quote:

the heebie-gbs posted:
dress your gooch with tasteful decoupage. lets get down to brass tacks... and pipes! hoot hoot! got me humming and thrumming for your steampunk plumbing. let's get freaky!!! imagine my balls at the edge of your fabulous folds

Krankenstyle posted:

*lifts dress* this, my darling, is a device