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a helpful bear posted:Can someone link or quote the post about the goons grandpa shooting at him if that actually happened? Serf posted:so here's my covid story for the day: Serf posted:my grandpa called me to apologize. said he didn't know it was me and that he "couldn't see good." apparently he thought i was some fat guy trying to steal his car, which was full of horse feed and a helpful bear posted:Also what is cum infection from.  
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a helpful bear posted:Can someone link or quote the post about the goons grandpa shooting at him if that actually happened? I went to the liquor store today and they had people wait outside until other customers left the store, presumably to only have 10 people inside at a time
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empty whippet box posted:scored 11 percocet from a friend for a really good price, I don't do this kind of drug and have never bought such a thing illicitly before in my life, but I'm actually relieved to have it as a potential last line of defense in case the worst happens and my wife or I get the 'roni and have a 'distressingly severe cough', which I now know percocet is commonly prescribed for
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Mummy Xzibit posted:Lol someone in Pence's office tested positive. This is even better IMO. https://twitter.com/JasonSCampbell/status/1241138323336372225
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mod sassinator posted:And they will blame millenials with their last, gargling ventilator induced breath. when they're in a medically induced coma, the screams are only on the inside.
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the best analogy is that we as a nation are about to get shelled by artillery like in band of brothers in the ardenne forest. a lot of people are going to die, the medical system will get overwhelmed, and we will grow numb to the images of mass graves or convoys of military vehicles carrying bodies. it will end and most of us will survive, but the entire world is going to have PTSD after this.
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I'm sure most know it's short for "cumulative", but now I'm always going to think of it as "cum". Thanks SA!
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Hamelekim posted:PSA, wash your drat hands correctly. i dont think ive ever washed my thumbs in my entire life
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Inceltown posted:A goons grandpa unloaded a gun at him, why would anyone trust a neighbour? i feel p safe cause all my grandparents are already dead 
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I stopped at Walmart today to do a grocery pick up. The parking lot was packed and the store was full. Michigan is doomed.
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Imagine being shot because your grandpa thought you were just a random fat guy instead of his fat grandson.
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Hamelekim posted:This is even better IMO. 
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Hamelekim posted:This is even better IMO. I'm gonna laugh so, so hard if he croaks. Might be one of the few early bright spots of this crisis I just hope it happens fast enough I'll still be able to poo poo on his actual grave one day rather than his urn.
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Marx Headroom posted:i dont think ive ever washed my thumbs in my entire life That's why everyone calls you Marx 'Stinky Thumb' Headroom
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Real heads know that being ghoulish owns when people say i shouldn't be ghoulish about boomers dying, i just flash them my badge 
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empty whippet box posted:scored 11 percocet from a friend for a really good price, I don't do this kind of drug and have never bought such a thing illicitly before in my life, but I'm actually relieved to have it as a potential last line of defense in case the worst happens and my wife or I get the 'roni and have a 'distressingly severe cough', which I now know percocet is commonly prescribed for this thread is a SA melting pot and TCC just entered the mix.
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Hamelekim posted:This is even better IMO. 
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PostNouveau posted:From Reddit, so veracity unknown we might be worse than Italy because everyone knows that they are about to be banned from going anywhere and so they are doing it now even harder. it’s a week before NY is suffering 200 deaths a day, rising exponentially, with Florida 3 days behind.
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PostNouveau posted:From Reddit, so veracity unknown Given it's only Mar 21 how do they have the Italy numbers already?
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Solarin posted:this thread is a SA melting pot and TCC just entered the mix. whats a good chinese research chemical to just instantly skip forward two weeks in time
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PostNouveau posted:From Reddit, so veracity unknown then dont post it in the thread with the weakest minds and hearts on the internet imo
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gotta shoot rotunda roni
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Hamelekim posted:This is even better IMO.
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Farm Frenzy posted:whats a good chinese research chemical to just instantly skip forward two weeks in time joose
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https://twitter.com/HomaBashWEWS/status/1241024012702101506 Good morning North Korea
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Hamelekim posted:This is even better IMO. lord I don't talk to you much these days but today I am on my hands and knees
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Inceltown posted:Given it's only Mar 21 how do they have the Italy numbers already? We're "10 days behind" Italy or something like that
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Inceltown posted:Given it's only Mar 21 how do they have the Italy numbers already? Italy’s numbers on that graph are pushed forwards two weeks so that they align with the US graph. we are going to be Italy soon
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Wangsbig posted:then dont post it in the thread with the weakest minds and hearts on the internet imo  imho
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lou dobbs is 74, rest in hell lmao
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PostNouveau posted:From Reddit, so veracity unknown Pretty soon we're gonna need these for the 5 or so biggest states Is Texas not testing? Haven't seen much from them, it's all Washington, Cali, ny so far
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PostNouveau posted:From Reddit, so veracity unknown /Coronavirus has been the best source for info since January. Not nearly as funny or interesting as CSPAM (obviously) but they're good.
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A Gnarlacious Bro posted:Nice, I just got a huge sack of percs and Oxy from a dead relative that I’m planning on bartering with Well i think your dead relative probably wants something other than their old opioids but I'm not sorcerer.
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Stereotype posted:Italy’s numbers on that graph are pushed forwards two weeks so that they align with the US graph. I was just being silly about it being wrong because it's a reddit chart.
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Inceltown posted:Given it's only Mar 21 how do they have the Italy numbers already? It's an 11 day lag because Italy's about that far ahead of us on the transmission curve.
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Stereotype posted:Italy’s numbers on that graph are pushed forwards two weeks so that they align with the US graph. We're gonna BEAT italy dammit 
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