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StrugglingHoneybun
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
loving buying chickens for the backyard because my wife can't be calmed down any other way


thanks tmerpyu

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Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

https://twitter.com/jonnyboyca/status/1241207867287330817?s=19

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.



This is so damning.

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



FAUXTON posted:

It's the kinda bug you catch at a funeral
Doesn't hurt when you breathe, it soon will

Dr_0ctag0n
Apr 25, 2015


The whole human race
sentenced
to
burn

Waffle House posted:

This is so damning.

Yes, America is damned

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

StrugglingHoneybun posted:

loving buying chickens for the backyard because my wife can't be calmed down any other way


thanks tmerpyu

I feel ya, bud. Ain't nothing more soothing than a bunch of tiny brained wanna be dinosaurs running around pooping maniacally. Nature's valium.


Seriously tho thank you for this post, it made me very happy.

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
I remember one of the first moments that I realized I was raised different than my extended family was my aunt, mouth opened, laughing at a picture of an interracial wedding couple in our house. My grandfather said something like "Wow, he is really darker than her" but it stuck in my mind as the polite thing racists would say before outright GUFFAWING.

I'm just saying they really brightened up this picture for people over 50 to feel okay about.

Alec Eiffel
Sep 7, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
what in tarnation

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

The best part of this is the sprig sticking out that looks like she has a lovely "tribal" tattoo band on her arm

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

skaboomizzy posted:

The best part of this is the sprig sticking out that looks like she has a lovely "tribal" tattoo band on her arm

wtf

That's exactly what I thought that was

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


TMMadman posted:

lmao

What a loving crock of poo poo. "I may have inside information, but I relied solely on news reports."

lol

its the kind of lie you tell to like, your teacher, when you're 10, when you fuckin know ur caught but you're wingin it and making poo poo up on the spot just throwing poo poo at the wall and hoping its sticks lmao

and he's doing it to the whole world :smugdon:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006



lol

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


piss

punchymcpunch
Oct 14, 2012



Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


im eating oatmeal and beer and coffee for dinner u cant stop me soros this will maximize piss production

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

its friday and i dont have my loving trumbux i am about to go ballistic

WHERE ARE TEHY FATBOI

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

WHERES MY MONEY TRUMV

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Rah! posted:

im eating oatmeal and beer and coffee for dinner u cant stop me soros this will maximize piss production

Cajun style

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

BeefThief posted:

WHERES MY MONEY TRUMV

Distributed to billionaires via tax cuts, I'm sure you'll get a raise if you're rehired and with hard enough to earn it

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Inspector Hound posted:

Distributed to billionaires via tax cuts, I'm sure you'll get a raise if you're rehired and with hard enough to earn it

extremely targeted, very means tested

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


It’s kinda amazing just how bad this crisis is getting and just how preventable it was

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
National guard units are moving in to secure the strategic piss reserves

Augus
Mar 9, 2015


we had several whole months to prepare for this!!!

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
just got a few thousand ytumpbucks thinking about starting a business

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007
the greatest liberal hoax of all time

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
3kk binches you won't do it

Slow Graffiti
Feb 1, 2003

Born of Frustration
Finally got back to the US late last night, and now in a self quarantine and listening to cool political songs in my breaks from playing Anno 1800, and trying not to annoy my wife too much. Had forgot how great this one is:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHbfZiE1D50

Ruzihm
Aug 11, 2010

Group up and push mid, proletariat!


https://twitter.com/MIT_CSAIL/status/1241031749880156161

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003
made cheesy bread cause why the gently caress not (sharp cheddar), didn’t overproof it this time

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tarono

https://i.imgur.com/XpIidcL.mp4

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tarjl

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy

Epic High Five posted:

what sort of year over year return can i expect on this

dont think about the year over year return, think about the rear over rear return. you could make this much money

*slams one fist on the table*

*slams my other fist on top of it*

*makes jerking off motion while i close my eyes and lick my lips and wave my head around*

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


terp

https://i.imgur.com/KpA05iv.mp4

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


tup

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Sign on the gay bar men's restroom door:

im sorry but our office is closed due to the Safer at Home ordinance instuted by the mayor. unless your dick is six feet long i will not be able to suck it due to social distancing

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


trung

https://i.imgur.com/Z4uwDn6.mp4

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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


piss

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