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lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:
just the absolute babiest babies in babydom in charge

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shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe
Lol the fact that Putin managed to just like almost casually contain the virus is humiliating

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

lorn Wayne posted:

just the absolute babiest babies in babydom in charge

Babylon 45

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Glad I'm Here Put It In

FRINGE
May 23, 2003
title stolen for lf posting
Someone go tell Trump that if he seized all the wealth of everyone with more than 5 billion and assigned it to cancel student debt and build infrastructure, not only would people cheer for him, but he would also suddenly be near the top of the "richest people" list instead of a sad person near the bottom.

Its a perfect trump trap.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

shovelbum posted:

Lol the fact that Putin managed to just like almost casually contain the virus is humiliating

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

shovelbum posted:

Lol the fact that Putin managed to just like almost casually contain the virus is humiliating

I mean any numbers coming out of Russia are suspect as hell

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

When we run low on ICU beds, we should show these to doctors as evidence to keep these people from getting them.

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Yeah between that and this I'm starting to wonder if he'll chance a first strike

Woofer
Mar 2, 2020

Not a Children posted:

I mean any numbers coming out of Russia are suspect as hell

Same except the United States

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Not a Children posted:

I mean any numbers coming out of Russia are suspect as hell

An Iran scale debacle isn't something you can cover up

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

POTUS is telling americans to use antibiotics to fight a viral pandemic.

Very normal very kewl.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Is this going to cause problems?

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

shovelbum posted:

An Iran scale debacle isn't something you can cover up

So just wait a few weeks, if they're lying we'll know soon enough

err
Apr 11, 2005

I carry my own weight no matter how heavy this shit gets...

Gripweed posted:

Is this going to cause problems?



big league

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

Gripweed posted:

Is this going to cause problems?



No it's fine, we're fine down here, situation normal

lorn Wayne
Jan 7, 2006

:staredog::meowth::pipe:

Gripweed posted:

Is this going to cause problems?



number will find a way

true warrior

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

shovelbum posted:

Lol the fact that Putin managed to just like almost casually contain the virus is humiliating

“casually contain the virus” aka “let all the old people die so you don’t have to pay their pensions”

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib

Just-In-Timeberlake posted:

our wet president is awake

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241367239900778501?s=20

I refuse to believe he knows how to spell either of those things

I won't lie, I hope this 36 person study with a 70% success rate ends up magically being an actually good solution, but you know the president is just going to scream that this is all we need because he is conditioned to believe a miracle will magically come along to save us all.

shyduck
Oct 3, 2003


z-pack and meth, got it

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004

Gripweed posted:

Is this going to cause problems?



how could The Algorithm do this to us???

ChipNDip
Sep 6, 2010

How many deaths are prevented by an executive order that prevents big box stores from selling seeds, furniture, and paint?

pathetic little tramp posted:

I won't lie, I hope this 36 person study with a 70% success rate ends up magically being an actually good solution, but you know the president is just going to scream that this is all we need because he is conditioned to believe a miracle will magically come along to save us all.

It gave me some hope, but then there's the TRUMP effect so, welp.

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

Can't wait for our infection rate to blow past every other nation's next week

Despite the fact that we were hella slow at testing, so we're only getting a fraction of actual caseload

Redgrendel2001
Sep 1, 2006

you literally think a person saying their NBA team of choice being better than the fucking 76ers is a 'schtick'

a literal thing you think.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Kenny Rogers died. Guess he knew when to fold ‘em

Wuhan Flu: the Original Kenny Rogers Roaster

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Gripweed posted:

Is this going to cause problems?



Trump will correctly interpret this to mean he should be having multi-hour press conferences non-stop because that's what makes number go up.

Bad number is Jared Kushner's fault.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Only Trump Can Fix! (Thank You!)

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Redgrendel2001 posted:

Wuhan Flu: the Original Kenny Rogers Roaster

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

uh isn’t that second one a antibacterial drug

Actual Satan
Mar 14, 2017

Keep on partying!

You'll NEVER regret it!

Trust ME!


Turnns out the mattering was great for Trump! And deadly for everyone else!

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


euphronius posted:

uh isn’t that second one a antibacterial drug

And the first one is an antiparasitic agent lmao

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

And the first one is an antiparasitic agent lmao

lmao at Trump giving quack medical advice over Twitter.

euphronius
Feb 18, 2009

I remember in college years ago they would hand out zpacks like candy. you could just walk into a campus health office and get one

it owned

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


etalian posted:

lmao at Trump giving quack medical advice over Twitter.

Even if this poo poo works through some sort of wild miracle, telling people to go talk to the manager at Walgreens until you get your drug combination based on a 36 person study is insane

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Kenny Rogers died. Guess he knew when to fold ‘em
no, he finally broke even.

wanna see a SUPER uncomfortable kenny rogers make the "this loving dog" face for ten of the longest seconds of his life?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNnrTNFWcsg

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

President Trump is going to save the economy by minting a trillion dollar coin with his face on it.

nikosoft
Dec 17, 2011

ghost in the shell, but somehow much worse
College Slice

Gripweed posted:

President Trump is going to save the economy by minting a trillion dollar coin with his face on it.

honestly, it's what he was born to do!!

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Not a Children posted:

Can't wait for our infection rate to blow past every other nation's next week

Despite the fact that we were hella slow at testing, so we're only getting a fraction of actual caseload

We're 10 days behind italy so next week is death week. Gonna be pretty rough.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

etalian posted:

lmao at Trump giving quack medical advice over Twitter.

Somebody should report his account so it gets banned

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!

Hatebag posted:

We're 10 days behind italy so next week is death week. Gonna be pretty rough.

Sadly, i suppose that means infrastructure week is finally coming to a close

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Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Kenny Rogers died. Guess he knew when to fold ‘em

my fav song about a drunk dying next to someone on a train

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