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Introducing the abu dhaburrito
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Pastry of the Year posted:https://twitter.com/GarfieldEATSapp/status/1229558347420008448 Akratic Method posted:Just want to say, if you watched this without sound, go back and experience how bad the music is. Killingyouguy! posted:I knew I'd heard this song somewhere. I was trying to place it. This trigged some sort of a Vietnam PTSD flashback in me and turns out that this is actually the BGM from a Garfield.com hosted flash game I haven't thought about since 2002. Somebody uploaded the contents to youtube: https://youtu.be/z3DuYrIUzq8 A coincidence or evidence as to how intricately the Garfield Eats Cinematic Universe is crafted and how Nathen foreshadowed his plans nearly 20 years ago? You decide. PS1 Hagrid fucked around with this message at 07:15 on Mar 10, 2020 |
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:garf = garf Settle down, Ayn Rand.
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 really rather #steamed that at no point do I recall being offered the #opportunity to make a #fanvestment also Nathen evidently thinks Chex Mix is a breakfast cereal
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Mar 12, 2020 12:12
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Fanvest in entergagement for the consusers!
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Mar 12, 2020 12:23
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Pretzels and rye chips doused in milk and are an essential part of a balanced breakfast
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Why is fruity bites listed twice, is he trying to influence the #fanvestors? Also, what is his obsession with terrible portmanteaus?
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Pastry of the Year posted:
Some people prefer a savory breakfast
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pseudanonymous posted:Also, what is his obsession with terrible portmanteaus?
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Pastry of the Year posted:
I have a real high disgust threshold generally, buy the idea of a salted pretzel in milk is really stomach-churning. Is this a Canadian thing?
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Disco Pope posted:I have a real high disgust threshold generally, buy the idea of a salted pretzel in milk is really stomach-churning. Is this a Canadian thing? It most assuredly is not. It's a "mentally ill Saudi failson" thing. Speaking of, it's wild that Nathen hasn't hired a social media guy and all these posts still read in slightly awkward ESL.
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Mar 12, 2020 18:14
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having a cereal of which part is salted pretzels is probably pretty good and easily would be the least disgusting thing on the menu
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There appear to be Pringle’s in there too. Yum
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Pastry of the Year posted:
“We can do better than the 80s and 90s.” Get this man a leadership position in the Democratic Party, IMO.
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Disco Pope posted:Is this a Canadian thing? Hell no! Just because we made ample toppings a thing on poutine (you're welcome, world!) doesn't mean we scrape the bottom of the junk food barrel! Like, say, putting a KFC breast between a sliced glazed doughnut. (Though other Canadian kids probably remember the moment when chips-in-milk-as-cereal was a sight gag in that episode of The Raccoons where Bert was trying to win the bike.)
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Agent Escalus posted:Hell no! Just because we made ample toppings a thing on poutine (you're welcome, world!) doesn't mean we scrape the bottom of the junk food barrel! Like, say, putting a KFC breast between a sliced glazed doughnut. Oh, man, The Raccoons. Living next to Canada afforded me some sweet CBC programming growing up; that's how I was introduced to Kids in the Hall in middle school.
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Mordja posted:It most assuredly is not. It's a "mentally ill Saudi failson" thing. Speaking of, it's wild that Nathen hasn't hired a social media guy and all these posts still read in slightly awkward ESL. nathen speaks fluent english as it is his first language, unfortunately
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Good news, Capitalism, you fall under the "immune" category
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Lol wow.
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Someone post a Yelp review that they got cornoavirus at Garfield Eats and cause Nathen to have a meltdown.
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Mar 17, 2020 06:32
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Leave Timmy and Chucky outta this Nathen! 
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Holy poo poo this reply https://twitter.com/thot4goon/status/1239764176538484736
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There isn't a  big enough.
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Sailor Cat posted:Oh, man, The Raccoons. Living next to Canada afforded me some sweet CBC programming growing up; that's how I was introduced to Kids in the Hall in middle school. We got the Raccoons in the UK too. I always liked when my dad would return from a business trip and give me salted pretzel in milk and watch 'The Raccoons' That is why I am opening worlds first Raccoons Salted Pretzel in milk entergagement experience.
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Knormal posted:Someone post a Yelp review that they got cornoavirus at Garfield Eats and cause Nathen to have a meltdown. i think there's actually legal ramifications for falsely claiming infection, so, make sure to use incognito mode when you do it.
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:i think there's actually legal ramifications for falsely claiming infection, so, make sure to use incognito mode when you do it. My sarcasm detector is broken so I can't tell if this is legal advice. IANAL but I'm afraid this is not how incognito mode works
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you dont need to assassinate his business on yelp, nobody goes there for 1 year i have walked by this place every single day and ive only ever seen 1 customer
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The Garfield Eats App Store originated social distancing by creating a place nobody would want to go, quite humanitarian really
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COVID-19 ruined my plans to become the first human to ever go to GarfieldEATS a second time This virus ends lives but saves souls
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 This is Nathen's genius - a business that never had any customers to start with is completely unaffected by the pandemic. Last Garf standing will take it all.
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It's so interesting how growing up with all your needs met and never being held responsible leads to people being so blind to morality that they will actually use a world crisis killing thousands to promote their business. Reminds me of another guy I know (and you have heard of, too, probably) who just has no qualms with breaking a bunch of laws while complaining that his rights are always being violated.
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im just hanging out across the street from, whatever, some successful pizzaria, just softly singing its name under my breath
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Mega64 posted:Holy poo poo this reply  E: lol Nathen deleted the original tweet
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Public Health Announcemertisement, as above saying "Cartoons are always immune" and a reference to the coronavirus I don't know what he was trying to communicate with that and apparently neither did the world
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Nathen's instagram story has gone off the fuckin rails
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Good to know what my step brother probably believes about this.
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