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So the counter of 21 hours or whatever overwrites the "released" text. God what a dumpster fire.
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supposedly theres been an influx of refund requests begging for any money back on their accounts. Policy is to send out their standard refund email or not respond at all ship market is dead, with sellers at OBOs not getting any takers. the whole house of worthless jpgs has fallen overnight
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Quavers posted:
Is this real world time or magic space time? If real world time then LOL.
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3.9 PTU Prison Release Timers Courtesy of SCLeaks
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Quavers posted:
So one of the exciting gameplay systems is mining, yet the punishment for crimes is mining too. How fun!
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trucutru posted:So one of the exciting gameplay systems is mining, yet the punishment for crimes is mining too. How fun! A win/win!!
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trucutru posted:So one of the exciting gameplay systems is mining, yet the punishment for crimes is mining too. How fun! We’ll find out after all these long and confusing years that the inevitable consequence of piracy is mining.
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Look, if someone tries to mine things where I have a hot space mine claim they need to sit around 2+ hours.
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Is that actual in game hours? 21 hours in one of those screenshots? Holy poo poo, apart from the crazies, that's not going to go down well with most. It will just encourage AFK gaming and outright ragequitting in some cases. I can imagine what the crazies are saying though "This is great, i'll spend my time in prison making contact with other criminals where we will plan our next adventure upon release"
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peter gabriel posted:Most of my work is with independent music venues and festivals, ask me how my week has been Museums and castles. High five! (with 2 meters between us)
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Mar 21, 2020 17:39
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Actually prison gameplay makes a lot of sense. Eventually the only way to get someone to play Star Citizen will be to imprison them.
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Never been done before  
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Star citizen : Lurking in the shadows with dust on my mind.
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Please remember to wash your parents and call your hands everyone
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Hav posted:We’ll find out after all these long and confusing years that the inevitable consequence of piracy is mining. If you mine, can you build up enough merits so that you have a life of crime? Just asking because I really don't expect an answer.
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his nibs posted:Please remember to wash your parents and call your hands everyone I call my hand everyday 
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Dogeh posted:If you mine, can you build up enough merits so that you have a life of crime? A two tier system of justice split between knowing what gneiss is. Miners rule the roost in the hoosegows of not Space Rome. Gotta have enough snout and be able to carry a harmony with some burly men.
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Agony Aunt posted:Is that actual in game hours? 21 hours in one of those screenshots? Don't worry, there is but a single prison layout and the steps to escape are already known, you just have to follow them and ta-dah! you're free (in reality the game bugs out but whatever). So you do the space crime, get sent to space prison, do the space escape, and repeat. Everything is well planned.
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trucutru posted:
Roberts, is that you?
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trucutru posted:Don't worry, there is but a single prison layout and the steps to escape are already known, you just have to follow them and ta-dah! you're free (in reality the game bugs out but whatever). So you do the space crime, get sent to space prison, do the space escape, and repeat. If I'd spent 500 bucks for a space game and within a half hour of playing found myself in a prison because I'd hovered over the wrong pad or taken the wrong generic mission text, and the timer said 21 hours to release, I would never discover the secret escape route because I'd have quit so loving fast there would be a smoking crater in my SSD where the game used to be.
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Quavers posted:Never been done before Hey, reskinning the Crysis weapon attachment overlay is a big accomplishment. Doing it at this level of fidelity takes years and costs millions of dollars no matter who you are.
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Quavers posted:
oh my god are they actually going through with this what are they thinking
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That they can offer pardons and bailouts through microtransactions? With what some of these whales have already thrown away, what's a little more to get rid of prison time.
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Sarsapariller posted:If I'd spent 500 bucks for a space game and within a half hour of playing found myself in a prison because I'd hovered over the wrong pad or taken the wrong generic mission text, and the timer said 21 hours to release, I would never discover the secret escape route because I'd have quit so loving fast there would be a smoking crater in my SSD where the game used to be. 500 bucks? You sound like a poor.
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A wage slave plebe scrub if you will.
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But in all seriousness it'll be fun to read the reddit after this pile of poo poo is dumped on them. They are always talking about fidelity this and fidelity that and how it is truly indispensable for space travel to take a shitload of time because my immersion and the economy and all that crap. And yet, in the same game, when you don't yield properly at the space highway and the space cops catch your rear end (there is no way to avoid them) they just teleport your immersive rear end into a goddamn prison a few billion km away in planet bunghole. It'll be fun to hear logicalchimp or any of the other shills explain how this was always planned and so on. The fidelity of 21 hour prison sentences for murder in the first degree.
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That’s a good point. They should handcuff you and transport you to the prison in real time.
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trucutru posted:But in all seriousness it'll be fun to read the reddit after this pile of poo poo is dumped on them. They are always talking about fidelity this and fidelity that and how it is truly indispensable for space travel to take a shitload of time because my immersion and the economy and all that crap. And yet, in the same game, when you don't yield properly at the space highway and the space cops catch your rear end (there is no way to avoid them) they just teleport your immersive rear end into a goddamn prison a few billion km away in planet bunghole. It'll be fun to hear logicalchimp or any of the other shills explain how this was always planned and so on.  Don't do the crime if you can't do the time...
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Ball gag restraints - $1999 This item alone funds CIG for the next decade.
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TheAgent posted:supposedly theres been an influx of refund requests begging for any money back on their accounts. Policy is to send out their standard refund email or not respond at all Who would have known spending hundreds or thousands of dollars on a video game was a bad idea??? If only there was people out there that warned them! When CIG denies your refunds and your family goes hungry or worse, just know that Chris Roberts' Porsche and mansion is safe, and no doubt your money is helping to fund his next Morocco vacation aboard a yacht so he can be safe from the virus that threatens you.
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TheAgent posted:supposedly theres been an influx of refund requests begging for any money back on their accounts. Policy is to send out their standard refund email or not respond at all If this winds up being the E.L.E. I'll laugh until the end of time. Of all the predictions we made, this wasn't one.
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Please let me pay money to play the game where I spend time in jail. lmao
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Inacio posted:oh my god are they actually going through with this Roberts is doing all the thinking. So enough said. Besides, knowing CI!G, they'll find a way to monetise it. "Found yourself in prison? Well for $1200 measily bucks you can escape to freedom."
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XK posted:Please let me pay money to play the game where I spend time in jail. Pay more money to not pick up the soap.
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Quavers posted:Never been done before Oh look, they found the gun customization module from crysis 1.
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TheAgent posted:supposedly theres been an influx of refund requests begging for any money back on their accounts. Policy is to send out their standard refund email or not respond at all Nice.
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TheAgent posted:supposedly theres been an influx of refund requests begging for any money back on their accounts. Policy is to send out their standard refund email or not respond at all As so as the world economy fails, so does the space picture economy fail.
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Personally I blame us. And also I absolve myself
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That's brilliant! If I get Covid-19, I'll just absolve myself of it! Quick, someone tweet this to Trump and save the world. (I'll take payments in jpegs)
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TheAgent posted:supposedly theres been an influx of refund requests begging for any money back on their accounts. Policy is to send out their standard refund email or not respond at all Looking back at the Beanie Baby bubble quote:Claudia Dunne, one of the early experts, wrote at the time, “Attending Beanie shows around the country, I see the panic in people’s eyes, and I want to say, ‘Relax, Beanies are here to stay’”. Jessica Benuzzi, a staff writer for Mary Beth’s Bean Bag World Monthly [circulation at peak, 650,000!], explained that low interest rates would continue to drive Beanie sales. Brian Devany, a beanie dealer, wrote that “the Beanie market has consistently bucked the odds, and evidence of this continues as 1998 nears a close. The demand in the market for current and retired Beanies almost exceeds supply, making a mockery of those calling the Beanie phenomenon a fad”.
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