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Slippery
May 16, 2004


Muscles Boxcar

Just wanted to acknowledge the Iain Banks cause he owns

Edit Culture snipe

xGCV Ed Balls

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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Post your culture ship name itt

I'm the very fast picket Just So Tired Of All These Star Wars

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


The main thing I remember about Megamind was how when it came out in theaters it was clear that someone at Dreamworks got cold feet about the whole "main character is the villain" thing. Because even though the plot of the movie is Megamind learning how to be a better person the marketing campaign went right ahead and laid out the entire story, including the twist that the good guy fakes his own death at the beginning of the movie.

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed

muscles like this! posted:

The main thing I remember about Megamind was how when it came out in theaters it was clear that someone at Dreamworks got cold feet about the whole "main character is the villain" thing. Because even though the plot of the movie is Megamind learning how to be a better person the marketing campaign went right ahead and laid out the entire story, including the twist that the good guy fakes his own death at the beginning of the movie.

I remember seeing early concept artwork for that movie and his design being much more villainy, think Mars Attacks. Then they just slapped a goober Dreamworks face on him.

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Son of Rodney posted:

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I'm the very fast picket Just So Tired Of All These Star Wars

A Shameless Absence of Gravitas

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Since y'all are talking about this, I saw Big Hero 6 the other day and it's essentially " A group of San-Fran Tech-Bros defend a Tech billionaire from retribution.".

Extremely disappointing for a Pixar film. Wait *doublechecks*

Okay, it ISN'T a Pixar film, just a "Walt Disney" film.





still lovely though

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Son of Rodney posted:

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Medium Systems Vehicle A Not-so Beautiful Mind checking in.

Woodburger
Dec 5, 2004

...Like a thousand other commanders on a thousand other battlefields, I wait for the dawn.

call center manager posted:

A Shameless Absence of Gravitas

An Irresponsible Lack of Gravitas

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

muscles like this! posted:

The main thing I remember about Megamind was how when it came out in theaters it was clear that someone at Dreamworks got cold feet about the whole "main character is the villain" thing. Because even though the plot of the movie is Megamind learning how to be a better person the marketing campaign went right ahead and laid out the entire story, including the twist that the good guy fakes his own death at the beginning of the movie.

Megamind as initially conceived would have been great, but you can smell how severely the movie was nerfed. I'd say it's "ok" but nothing special, aside from pointing out that the average schlubby comic loving dude--if given superpowers--would absolutely be an rear end in a top hat within like, 20 minutes, max, particularly if the girl he wanted still wouldn't date him.

HPanda
Sep 5, 2008
Megamind is Will Farrell, Jonah Hill, Tina Fey, and David Cross. The movie is salvageable if for no other reason than that.

But also I like it. It's nothing incredible, but it's good for an easy kids movie. Just don't compare it to Pixar('s non-sequel movies) and it's fine.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Son of Rodney posted:

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GCU A Tad Gravid

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Son of Rodney posted:

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I Got Moon Moon

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Son of Rodney posted:

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<--

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Son of Rodney posted:

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Meatfucker

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Son of Rodney posted:

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Aw poo poo I Shouldn’t Have Touched That

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Son of Rodney posted:

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Reluctant Acceptance of the Inevitable

Gonna be funny when some mod decides to give us these new usernames

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Slippery posted:

But allowed for some awesome Monty Python references
No it didn't.

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:

Son of Rodney posted:

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I'm the very fast picket Just So Tired Of All These Star Wars

Hello.

Rysithusiku
Nov 10, 2013

Witness the assless man and despair!
All futures point to a world of filled holes.

Woodburger posted:

An Irresponsible Lack of Gravitas

good Punk band name

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.

Son of Rodney posted:

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Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007

Son of Rodney posted:

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What the gently caress I literally just started reading Look to Windward a week ago, get out of my head.

it's me, I'm Meatfucker

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
According to Iain Banks, the prevalence of "Gravitas" in ship names is a running joke in the Culture.

So, here's a list of them all stolen from the internet:


Consider Phlebas

Nervous Energy (GCU)
Prosthetic Conscience (GCU)
The Ends Of Invention (ex-Culture GSV)
Eschatologist (GSV; temporary name)
Irregular Apocalyse (GSV)
No More Mr Nice Guy (GSV)
Determinist (GSV)
Bora Horza Gobuchul (GSV)
Profit Margin (LSV)
Trade Surplus (ROU)
Revisionist (ROU)

The Player of Games

Screw Loose (Clipper)
Flexible Demeanour (GCU)
Just Read The Instructions (GCU)
Of Course I Still Love You (GCU)
Limiting Factor (GOU)
Cargo Cult (GSV)
Little Rascal (GSV)
So Much For Subtlety (GSV)
Unfortunate Conflict Of Evidence (GSV)
Youthful Indiscretion (GSV)
Gunboat Diplomat (LOU)
Zealot (dROU)
Kiss My rear end (Superlifter)
Prime Mover (Superlifter)

Use of Weapons

Just Testing (GCU?)
Xenophobe (dROU)
Very Little Gravitas Indeed (GCU)
What Are The Civilian Applications? (GSV)
Congenital Optimist (GSV)
Size Isn't Everything (GSV)
Sweet and Full of Grace (GCU)

Excession

Different Tan (Mountain class GCU)
Fate Amenable To Change (River class GCU)
Grey Area (GCU)
It's Character Forming (GCU)
Jaundiced Outlook (Ridge class GCU)
Problem Child (Troubadour class GCU)
Reasonable Excuse (GCU)
Recent Convert (GCU)
Tactical Grace (Escarpment class GCU)
Unacceptable Behaviour (GCU)
Steely Glint (Plains class GCV)
Highpoint (ulterior)
Shoot Them Later (eccentric; ulterior)
Attitude Adjuster (Killer class LOU)
Killing Time (Torturer class ROU)
Frank Exchange Of Views (Psychopath class dROU)
Anticipation Of A New Lover's Arrival, The (Plate class GSV)
Death and Gravity (GSV)
Ethics Gradient (Range class GSV)
Honest Mistake (GSV)
Limivourous (Ocean class GSV)
No Fixed Abode (Sabbaticaler class GSV, ex-Equator class)
Quietly Confident (Plate class GSV)
Sleeper Service (Plate class GSV)
Uninvited Guest (GSV)
Use Psychology (GSV)
What Is The Answer and Why? (GSV)
Wisdom Like Silence (Continent class GSV)
Yawning Angel (Range class GSV)
Zero Gravitas (GSV)
Misophist (LSV)
Serious Callers Only (Tundra class LSV)
Not Invented Here (Desert class MSV)

Zetetic Elench ships:

Appeal To Reason
Break Even
Long View
Peace Makes Plenty
Sober Counsel
Within Reason

Affront ships:

Kiss the Blade (battle cruiser)
Frightspear
Furious Purpose
Riptalon
Wingclipper
SacSlicer II
Xenoclast

Miscellaneous ships:

Full Refund (Empire Class MBU, Homomdan Convertcraft Vessel)
Charitable View (Cliff class Superlifter)
Just Passing Through (cruise ship)
Added Value
I Blame Your Mother
I Blame My Mother
Heavy Messing (ex-Culture)

The State of the Art

Bad for Business (GSV)
Arbitrary (GCU)
Cantankerous (GCU)
Only Slightly Bent (GCU)
I Thought He Was With You (GCU)
Space Monster (GCU)
A Series Of Unlikely Explanations (GCU)
Big Sexy Beast (GCU)
Never Talk To Strangers (GCU)
Funny, It Worked Last Time... (GCU)
Boo! (GCU)
Ultimate Ship The Second (GCU)
It'll Be Over By Christmas (GCU)
A Ship With A View
Ablation
Arrested Development
Credibility Problem
Dramatic Exit
Excuses And Accusations
God Told Me To Do It
Halation Effect
Happy Idiot Talk
Helpless In The Face Of Your Beauty
Heresiarch
Just Another Victim Of The Ambient Morality
Minority Report
Not Wanted On Voyage
Perfidy
Sacrificial Victim
Stranger Here Myself
Synchronize Your Dogmas
Thank you And Goodnight
The Precise Nature Of The Catastrope
Unwitting Accomplice
Undesirable Alien
Well I Was In The Neighbourhood
You Would If You Really Loved Me
You'll Thank Me Later

Look to Windward

Winter Storm (Chelgrian)
Piety (Chelgrian temple ship)
Nuisance Value (ROU)
Vulgarian (Superlifter)
Sanctioned Parts List (GSV)
Resistance Is Character-Forming (VFP)

From the conversation:

All Through With This Niceness And Negotiation Stuff (OU)
Someone Else's Problem
Lacking That Small Match Temperament
Poke It With A Stick (GCU)
I Said, I've Got A Big Stick (OU; you have to say the name quietly)
Hand Me The Gun And Ask Me Again
But Who's Counting?
Germane Riposte
We Haven't Met But You're A Great Fan Of Mine
All The Same, I Saw It First
Ravished By The Sheer Implausibility Of That Last Statement
Zero Credibility
Charming But Irrational
Demented But Determined
You May Not Be The Coolest Person Here
Lucid Nonsense
Awkward Customer
Thorough But ... Unreliable
Advanced Case Of Chronic Patheticism
Another Fine Product From The Nonsense Factory
Conventional Wisdom
In One Ear
Fine Till You Came Along
I Blame The Parents
Inappropriate Response
A Momentary Lapse Of Sanity
Lapsed Pacifist
Reformed Nice Guy
Pride Comes Before A Fall
Injury Time
Now Look What You've Made Me Do
Kiss This Then

Grey Area/Meatfucker
Soulhaven (Chelgrian temple ship)
Lasting Damage (GSV)
Lasting Damage I (GSV)
Lasting Damage II (GSV)
Experiencing A Significant Gravitas Shortfall (GSV)

Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




ah gently caress! he wake up?

Handiklap
Aug 14, 2004

Mmmm no.
GREAT SCOTT!

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Knormal posted:

No it didn't.

I can assure you it did...

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB


You read my mind.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Johnny Aztec posted:

Since y'all are talking about this, I saw Big Hero 6 the other day and it's essentially " A group of San-Fran Tech-Bros defend a Tech billionaire from retribution.".

Extremely disappointing for a Pixar film. Wait *doublechecks*

Okay, it ISN'T a Pixar film, just a "Walt Disney" film.





still lovely though

My favorite theory of Big Hero 6 is that the US lost the war with Japan & the movie takes place in an peacetime San Fransokyo.

Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Thanks to covid, all my classes are now online for the rest of the semester, and we're using zoom, so this made me double lol.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



btw i started a another comedy sketch thread
https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3917904

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Zipperelli. posted:

Thanks to covid, all my classes are now online for the rest of the semester, and we're using zoom, so this made me double lol.

:thejoke:

alexandriao
Jul 20, 2019


Son of Rodney posted:

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Woah What Are You Doing There Buddy? Is That A Gun? Cute

How Many Stars Does It Take Before I Can't Shove Any More Up My rear end, Let's Find Out Together

Woah He's Got A Big Stick

Imaginary Purgatory

Obsolete Happiness

Footloose And Booksmart

Footloose And Fancy-Free

alexandriao has a new favorite as of 06:42 on Mar 22, 2020

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012





Well I appreciate that they explained it!

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin



dear archaeologists, could you please loving CUT IT OUT ALREADY

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Son of Rodney posted:

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GSV Farded, shidded, and camed

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

GCU An Abundance of Caution

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


I used to be a film editor so this ship name speaks to me:

GSV We'll Fix It In Post

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