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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
trump saying choroquine "will be" distributed to new york

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RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

juche avocado posted:

butthole manager? not anymore. i rectum

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

TRUMP: very good liquids for doing this.

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

if I had video editing talent I'd cut the Bruno "train to Auschwitz" bit but with the fashion victims condemning the insider trading senators to the gas chambers instead of poorly dressed models

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
now calling chloroquine a Gift from God lmfao

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

we’ve got the best liquids folks. just tremendously liquids. thick ropes of pure gold spraying all over the place. when I was in Ohio I went backstage and there was this steelworker, guy had never cried in his life, but he was crying, crying, saying Mr President you have to spray your perfect liquids in my filthy mouth

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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lol trump u dum dum you aren't supposed to say they're your businesses :sniff:

Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
"the cornavilus"

Agent Burt Macklin
Jul 3, 2003

Macklin, you son of a bitch
holy poo poo half the cases are in nyc.

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Plinkey posted:

there it is



The death rate is 12% of resolved cases. Yeesh!

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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haha he is so easily baited into talking about himself

cumshitter
Sep 27, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
i used to joke about this but it could happen. we could hit negative interest rates

i asked someone at the office what that would actually look like. it apparently has been the case in some european countries and japan for about 5 years now. but for the average person it means they can maybe go to their bank and buy a certified deposit that pays 0.1% interest. they stop getting monthly interest from their cash deposits

for businesses and people who have like $50 million that they cant just let sit around, youre not just trying to fight inflation and the loss of purchasing power. your actively trying to prevent your money from losing value.

like maybe you buy $50 million worth of bonds. they dont pay interest payments. and when they mature they pay out $49.95 million, less than the purchase price. this is better than having the money sit there and be worth $49.90 million if you did nothing. youre purchasing securities with the purpose of having your money lose less value

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
opioid research

fknlo
Jul 6, 2009


Fun Shoe
2 people at New York Center have tested positive, there's currently a ground stop to all the New York metro airports. This is gonna be fun!

Escape Goat
Jan 30, 2009

Holy hell just let the person finish asking the question

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Hatebag posted:

The death rate is 12% of resolved cases. Yeesh!

At 50% infection that's 462 million deaths

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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"i took his temperature twice, actually" then trump does pointing thing and laughs

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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lmao the amazing technology of temperature measurement :sad:

Hatebag
Jun 17, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

Hatebag posted:

At 50% infection that's 462 million deaths

Really did not anticipate my worst case estimate of like 150 M being overly optimistic

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
hahaha this question

"what do you say to the Washington Post?"

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
got updated again to 299,780 sometimes bad data comes into this stream

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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eric ciaramella posted:

hahaha this question

"what do you say to the Washington Post?"

who's the reporter that he got this question with from??

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

Monday number is gonna be the poo poo lol

https://twitter.com/jonostrower/status/1241421392962183168?s=20

MoaM
Dec 1, 2009

Joyous.
strump speech

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
what do you have to say to the american people who are scared?

TRUML: you're a terrible reporter

what do you have to say to the washingtom post?

TRINM: fake news. very unfair. what organization are you with? I like you.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
I loving can't believe this loving rear end in a top hat is the person who is leading the nation at this loving time.

It's so loving dumb. This guy isn't qualified to manage his way out of a large paper bag.

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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lmao ahaha


:yooge: i was called XENAPHOBIC by sleepy joe biden

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Bulgakov posted:

who's the reporter that he got this question with from??

someone from OANN

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
suspend the 2020 election u bitch

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

Bulgakov posted:

who's the reporter that he got this question with from??
OAN, of course. "I love whoever you're with," said Trump

snoo
Jul 5, 2007




TMMadman posted:

I loving can't believe this loving rear end in a top hat is the person who is leading the nation at this loving time.

It's so loving dumb. This guy isn't qualified to manage his way out of a large paper bag.

are you implying he could get out of a small paper bag

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





full anal anarchy now

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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eric ciaramella posted:

someone from OANN


emgeejay posted:

OAN, of course. "I love whoever you're with," said Trump

aha i was wondering. of course.

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

sounds bad

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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the country is apparently very curvy

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


if you're bored at home, do calls for jess:

https://twitter.com/JessforDelaware/status/1241422106883248129?s=20

tutorial document


login: https://www.thrutalk.io/caller/login/jessforde

preview: https://desktop.thrutalk.io/candidate/jessica-scarane-for-us-senate

listen to me talk about making calls:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glMAjrZCLns

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
states with few cases are free to not have serious measures

juche avocado
Dec 23, 2009





emgeejay posted:

OAN, of course. "I love whoever you're with," said Trump

:allears:

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


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donald trump is such a simple man

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Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Hatebag posted:

Really did not anticipate my worst case estimate of like 150 M being overly optimistic

for comparison, if you adjust the Spanish Flu mortality for today's population you get around 214 million dead worldwide

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