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Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016
https://twitter.com/thetrillbillies/status/1241399351173398528?s=09

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Shalebridge Cradle
Apr 23, 2008



lmao

I'm not glad there is a pandemic, but I am glad we have a government mandated general strike that lets things like this happen

Apoplexy
Mar 9, 2003

by Shine
https://twitter.com/immolations/status/1241568684285575168

https://twitter.com/Lil_Nangs/status/1241178625484832768

Giga Gaia
May 2, 2006

360 kickflip to... Meteo?!

woah indecline is still a thing?

Slugnoid
Jun 23, 2006

Nap Ghost

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Hachi Machi

ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
Offensive Clock

they can

but the US is not the greatest economy in the history of the world

Autism Sneaks
Nov 21, 2016

crack! ping!

Trogdos!
Jul 11, 2009

A DRAGON POKEMAN
well technically a water/flying type

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




i love every step and evolution of this bit

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Laterite posted:

Also a flu shot will do jack and poo poo for the 'Rona.

now, now. maybe there will be a placebo effect :o)

a fatguy baldspot
Aug 29, 2018


:/

2reachmu
Jul 30, 2005

SA-MART
SUCCESS
STORY


Christ, even Weird Mike is getting in on this.
https://twitter.com/Cernovich/status/1241505066290307072

Poor Outlook
Jan 20, 2019

by Cyrano4747
edit: not on topic, sorry!

Poor Outlook has issued a correction as of 14:44 on Mar 22, 2020

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)


Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
Ellen is a loving trash person.

Epitome of the difference between a liberal and a leftist.




Just going to quote this so I can find it again the next time some dipshit tries to say the Chicago police totally have tonnes of real evidence against Jussie Smollett but aren't releasing any of it because reasons.

If cops have something that can hurt a black man, they're not going to keep it a secret.

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/getfiscal/status/1241733624086568962?s=21
How is he so good at this?

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.


Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

he cut out the bits where he made those homeless men fight to see who gets the aid bags

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bgCCXSrwHA
Between this and all the people partying on the beach the state of Florida is not weathering this storm very well.

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bgCCXSrwHA
Between this and all the people partying on the beach the state of Florida is not weathering this storm very well.

How dare someone give a poo poo about people less comfortable than myself

Ogantai
Apr 21, 2003

Full of bologna

https://twitter.com/molly_knight/status/1241786459876544513

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

The 'when will you learn?' kid is all grown up now. Oh how the time flies.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

For all those Aussies wondering if we did the BCG vaccine. Yes, it was common from 1950 to mid 1980's it was mandatory for school children - unless in NSW or ACT. Note this was done in school children and not newborns if that matters.

Maybe we'll lose a lot less boomers than we hoped but maybe that boomer you actually like won't die.

e: wrong thread, this is about how BCG vaccine given to newborns en masse seems to greatly reduce the severity of COVID-19 in populations.

Inceltown has issued a correction as of 22:27 on Mar 22, 2020

some plague rats
Jun 5, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
I spent three minutes editing this


Crane Fist posted:

doing white feminism by talking to my therapist about politics



Broken Machine
Oct 22, 2010

Jon Pod Van Damm
Apr 6, 2009

THE POSSESSION OF WEALTH IS IN AND OF ITSELF A SIGN OF POOR VIRTUE. AS SUCH:
1 NEVER TRUST ANY RICH PERSON.
2 NEVER HIRE ANY RICH PERSON.
BY RULE 1, IT IS APPROPRIATE TO PRESUME THAT ALL DEGREES AND CREDENTIALS HELD BY A WEALTHY PERSON ARE FRAUDULENT. THIS JUSTIFIES RULE 2--RULE 1 NEEDS NO JUSTIFIC



MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Does the bowling alley still have those album parody sticker vending machines? I'd like to get this one.

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.


the liberals have discovered graffiti, poo poo

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.



future generations rebuilding civilization from the rubble of our own will study memes to learn the wisdom of the ancients and answers to life, as we do the ancient philosophers today

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

Philosophers are the first, and best, shitposters

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

T-man posted:

Philosophers are the first, and best, shitposters

Philosophers are not the best shitposters, they're just the ones who did the first "1/?" threads.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Philosophers are too restrained to be among the top cadre of shitposters.

I know I’m talking about a group of people who have been known to lived in pots in the market, displayed plucked chickens in arguments, walked around with lit lamps in daylight “looking for a wise man, masturbated in public, and told Alexander the Great to get out of the way.

The point remains.

Platystemon has issued a correction as of 15:45 on Mar 23, 2020

exmarx
Feb 18, 2012


The experience over the years
of nothing getting better
only worse.
https://twitter.com/LILBTHEBASEDGOD/status/1239603502306881536

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

https://twitter.com/SheikhStalin/status/1242054083151900675?s=20

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

MizPiz posted:

Philosophers are not the best shitposters, they're just the ones who did the first "1/?" threads.

depends on the philosopher really.

the chicken own is a top tier shitpost

Hedenius
Aug 23, 2007
https://twitter.com/iresimpsonsfans/status/1242091270891343872?s=21

Adjectivist Philosophy
Oct 6, 2003

When you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
Twitter wokescolds are the sophists. Get Fiscal, our Diogenes.

Adjectivist Philosophy has issued a correction as of 15:31 on Mar 23, 2020

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Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Good news everyone!
https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1241835918354341888

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