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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - Counterpoint: you can have a lot of fun with gay balls, and
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Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/it_meirl_bot/status/1241553931798319106

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Samuringa posted:

https://twitter.com/LexTheStampede/status/1241402255607312386

https://twitter.com/ivxmusic/status/1241452595849420807

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1241463181912014855

* # ? Mar 22, 2020 04:56
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/fakemikemulloy/status/1241459702405271552?s=20

https://twitter.com/fakemikemulloy/status/1241549358970986496?s=20

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Harvey Mantaco
Mar 6, 2007

Someone please help me find my keys =(

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Good thing they filmed themselves doing all that charitable stuff, so you know how good they are!

gently caress you dumb bitch

Edit: suck poo poo

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

* # ? Mar 22, 2020 05:42
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goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Harvey Mantaco posted:

gently caress you dumb bitch

Edit: suck poo poo

I saw at least part of this

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/Punished_Volcel/status/1241566672328114176

* # ? Mar 22, 2020 05:57
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Mr.Radar
Nov 5, 2005

You guys aren't going to believe this, but that guy is our games teacher.

Memento posted:

https://twitter.com/paulkidd/status/1241504881065648128

https://mobile.twitter.com/scottlynch78/status/1241258410340909057

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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/PennyRed/status/1241164463526404096?s=20

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Gnome de plume
Sep 5, 2006

Hell.
Fucking.
Yes.
https://twitter.com/ScottWamplerBMD/status/1241583201258221568

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Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

 https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1241557440795156482?s=21

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Smirking_Serpent
Aug 27, 2009

 https://twitter.com/darthmewwww/status/1239991921910730754?s=20

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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

 https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1241505870124437506

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1241505870124437506

Never thought I'd see a madonna meltdown over fishsticks as societal catharsis but here we are

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

Never thought I'd see a madonna meltdown over fishsticks as societal catharsis but here we are

Never thought I'd see comments devolve into paedophilia and CP so fast, but here we are...

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Zipperelli. posted:

Never thought I'd see comments devolve into paedophilia and CP so fast, but here we are...

yeah Qanon is running wild

they got oprah a few days ago

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/scottjshapiro/status/1241403643359907841

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/1241743218057699329

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Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Garrand posted:

https://twitter.com/alyankovic/status/1241505870124437506

Weird Al dunking on Madonna for her singing is pretty amazing.

* # ? Mar 22, 2020 16:47
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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 He's dunking on her for her parody-writing skills.

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Aggro
Apr 24, 2003

STRONG as an OX and TWICE as SMART

Gnome de plume posted:

https://twitter.com/ScottWamplerBMD/status/1241583201258221568

This is a pro click

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
for real is madonna okay? Her help staff isn't allowed to look her in the eye so who in her employ would even know or care

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


 now i want a donut :(

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mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Alan Smithee posted:

for real is madonna okay? Her help staff isn't allowed to look her in the eye so who in her employ would even know or care

Gonna ask for Ja Rule's opinion. I need Ja's thoughts on this.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

mind the walrus posted:

Gonna ask for Ja Rule's opinion. I need Ja's thoughts on this.
we're all being fyre festivaled and Ja is dead

Doc Hawkins posted:

now i want a donut :(

ya mom's got one left out of the 3 dozen

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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/susanorlean/status/1241446872188768256

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!

Alan Smithee posted:

ya mom's got one left out of the 3 dozen

joke's on you, my mom is dead

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/popculture2000s/status/1241405446105247750?s=21

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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/stephanpastis/status/1241743218057699329

"2020 is gonna suck" is barely a called shot at all.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/kittynouveau/status/1241765676840300548?s=21

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/protectheflames/status/1241696164782669824?s=20

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Trevor Hale
Dec 8, 2008

What have I become, my Swedish friend?

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/susanorlean/status/1241446872188768256

Scroll down and you can see she stole that tweet, but kept responding to check mark people as if she wrote it. The pandemic turning Susan Orlean into a lying plagiarist is one of the wildest outcomes for me.

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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

 Corona and Virus are his neighbor's nicknames for his fists
https://twitter.com/cnnbrk/status/1241786272722681857?s=19

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/KenJennings/status/1241786137489723395

* # ? Mar 22, 2020 19:31
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/ZombiesAreBad/status/1112466815144345601?s=20


https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1241817250631475200?s=20

Air Skwirl has a new favorite as of 21:15 on Mar 22, 2020

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MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/WhoresofYore/status/1241817250631475200?s=20

Pretty sure that's a Tumblr :downsrim:

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

 https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1241829197779271685

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Samuringa
Mar 27, 2017

Best advice I was ever given?

"Ticker, you'll be a lot happier once you stop caring about the opinions of a culture that is beneath you."

I learned my worth, learned the places and people that matter.

Opened my eyes.
https://twitter.com/marx_knopfler/status/1241255973756469249

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Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.
Nap Ghost

Moon Slayer posted:

https://twitter.com/JonLemire/status/1241829197779271685

Holy poo poo trying to get out of dying in jail by dying of corona instead

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/pixelatedboat/status/1241835918354341888

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