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Squizzle posted:i have not discussed this w lightning knight but i am confident that he will agree: the Official C-SPAM Mod View™ is that each no joe gang-tag saps a portion of bidens lifeforce and that is why he is dying/dead atm plz give me 50 more thanks
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Fleetwood posted:they're waiting for everyone to get the rona so that it's normalized once joe announces he has it 
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Mar 22, 2020 20:06
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yeah i'm sure biden is still listing the WH switchboard as his phone number in 2020
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Raskolnikov38 posted:yeah i'm sure biden is still listing the WH switchboard as his phone number in 2020 listen, jack,
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Look Joe just has the same 'Pneumonia' like symptoms that caused Hillary to collapse. Don't worry about it.
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rex rabidorum vires posted:Look Joe just has the same 'Pneumonia' like symptoms that caused Hillary to collapse. Don't worry about it. what "symptoms"? it's perfectly normal to pass out in 70 degree weather. hell i do it all the time!
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da only thing progressive about joe! is his dementia
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Squizzle posted:listen, jack, simmer down fa
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Top City Homo posted:da only thing progressive about joe! is his dementia
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They finally get a working camera in Joe Biden's house and he's red as a tomato and out of nowhere a rogue pigeon lays an egg on his head and it cracks and goes sunny side up with an audible sizzle. "Joe does not have coronavirus this is just a symptom of a lifelong stutter." The bird lands on his head and with a poof turns into a roast. "Stutter!"
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hey did anyone else catch joe biden's 90 minute presser today really looked sharp at it
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listen here, jack how do I maintain pulse
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when is the actual last time he was seen or heard from
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robot roll call posted:when is the actual last time he was seen or heard from last tuesday when he did a victory speech on the internet then a when he finished didn't move for a but and jill came in from off camera and walked him off
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weird how biden had a stage to do his victory speech on tuesday but then was unable to use it for the entirety of the subsequent week
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Squizzle posted:i have not discussed this w lightning knight but i am confident that he will agree: the Official C-SPAM Mod View™ is that each no joe gang-tag saps a portion of bidens lifeforce and that is why he is dying/dead atm Like a reverse horcrux from the one book I've ever read!
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Lol Also: https://twitter.com/sadydoyle/status/1241768352298786816?s=19
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Chris James 2 posted:This is why "no one" (per 538) and "Hillary" (per betting odds sites) are currently widely considered the most-likely option that isn't "Biden wins". Bernie's been blown out too much too often in states thus far, winning everything going forward by 1-3% is no longer sufficient to make up ground delegate-wise. Coronavirus only delayed the timing, and it can't delay it past June unless you want cancellations (if conventions get cancelled though, that makes November likely to follow suit. Best of luck with that) these people are imbeciles if they think with half the primaries still to go voters are more likely to vote for a dead guy than the one who actually has a functioning campaign
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Some Guy TT posted:these people are imbeciles if they think with half the primaries still to go voters are more likely to vote for a dead guy than the one who actually has a functioning campaign If he's alive he's the most electable though. Truly Schrodinger's presumptive nominee.
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the only real difference between a dead biden and an alive biden is that liberals think an alive biden is capable of being pesident
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Some Guy TT posted:these people are imbeciles if they think with half the primaries still to go voters are more likely to vote for a dead guy than the one who actually has a functioning campaign We've seen that the voters only follow cable news and Bernie is just as dead there E: unless you think the votes were rigged, in which case they can just as easily be rigged for a dead guy
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I can't believe Joe Biden is loving dead
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he's dying and on monday they're gonna pump him full of drugs again so he can announce cuomo is taking his place, then ignore him until he dies like a week later and say his last wish was that cuomo was elected president
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If Biden is revealed to truly no longer be amongst the living, he would immediately secure the younger vote because they would be thrilled at the prospect of a skeleton in the White House.
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If Covid-19 takes out Joe Biden and destroys capitalism I swear I will set up a shrine to Our Lady Corona-chan in my house.
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Holy poo poo he infected Bernie at the debate and then went into hiding
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joe biden's corpse delivering a speech through his postmortem stutter
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Tetracube posted:he's dying and on monday they're gonna pump him full of drugs again so he can announce cuomo is taking his place, then ignore him until he dies like a week later and say his last wish was that cuomo was elected president he's gonna say that his dying troop son's last wish was for him to run for president then give it to andrew cuomo
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Tetracube posted:he's dying and on monday they're gonna pump him full of drugs again so he can announce cuomo is taking his place, then ignore him until he dies like a week later and say his last wish was that cuomo was elected president Already dead. Which is why monday's address will be the absolutely emptiest pablum about "coming together as a nation".
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