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MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Cerebral Bore posted:

i reckon it's about 50/50 on him being dead or the dnc just being so loving incompetent that they'll fail completely to capitalize on the crisis of the century

I mean they are doing a pretty drat good job on that last part.

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Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Cerebral Bore posted:

i reckon it's about 50/50 on him being dead or the dnc just being so loving incompetent that they'll fail completely to capitalize on the crisis of the century

if not literal wormfood, he's at least not fit for public performance

meanwhile Our Bernard is as active as ever and actually doing meaningful things, like a future president should be

Mr. Dick
Aug 9, 2019

by Cyrano4747

Code Jockey posted:

if not literal wormfood, he's at least not fit for public performance

meanwhile Our Bernard is as active as ever and actually doing meaningful things, like a future president will be

ftfy

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/SymoneDSanders/status/1241552798321455110

https://twitter.com/soyboiprole/status/1241557198305517569?s=21

Maya Fey
Jan 22, 2017



extremely cool how little they think of their own voters (and being 100% correct)

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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thank u



actual lmao

Failed Imagineer
Sep 22, 2018

lmfao

never stop not voting for the dead skeleton candidate

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Failed Imagineer posted:

lmfao

never stop not voting for the dead skeleton candidate

*furrowed brow while counting the negations in this sentence on my fingers*

yeah... yeah!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
they say if you go into your bathroom at night with the lights off and say "corn pop" three times you'll hear the ghost of joe biden call you fat

Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот
i will never vote for joe biden but as an olive branch to the middle i will consider voting for joe biden's corpse if it is portrayed by terry kiser

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Corky Romanovsky posted:

Remember that guy who toxxed here and within 30 minutes broke the toxx

are you talking about That Dick! ?

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Spiderman somethingorother

Filthy Hans
Jun 27, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 10 years!)

Corky Romanovsky posted:

Spiderman somethingorother

oh, SpiderHyphenMan

I asked them about the redtext and they claimed they were a misunderstood innocent

which is exactly what a guilty person would say :thunk:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

jetz0r posted:

biden died, succdems are gonna offer to skip the election and give trump a 2nd term, plus 4 new SC justices, in exchange for 4 magic beans.

mitch mcconnell Nancy Pelosi will talk them down to 1 normal pinto bean and give 5 justices

MarcusSA posted:

Also I’m surprised no one posted that picture of Biden doing the thumbs up in the Instagram live steam lol along with the weekend at Bernie’s picture.

fake edit: okay it's been posted now on this page

He's totally alive, guys! Also love the bland tweets obviously posted by a staffer

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Failed Imagineer posted:

never stop not voting for the dead skeleton candidate

Haha hell yeah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CsyrOGRxF0E

:hehe:

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




proud of and delighted by the brave posters itt

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



joe biden is dead and i cannot be convinced otherwise

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1241576280795107328
lmao, There is going to be a poorly made deepfake video where Biden come's out and says he's completely fine and dropping out and having Hillary take over for him. Most Dems will be ok with this.

mr Scoop
Feb 13, 2006

Help! Someone! Cut my head off, it's trying to murder the rest of me!


Grimey Drawer
even if Biden isn't physically dead yet, he's been brain dead for a while now

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




mr Scoop posted:

even if Biden isn't physically dead yet, he's been brain dead for a while now

see here, jack, the mans brain has been powered up by the record player. wanna have a push up contest, for brain??

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:

Koishi Komeiji posted:

https://twitter.com/kenklippenstein/status/1241576280795107328
lmao, There is going to be a poorly made deepfake video where Biden come's out and says he's completely fine and dropping out and having Hillary take over for him. Most Dems will be ok with this.

Nightmare bigger, they're going to Deepfake the rest of his presidential run and presidency (if he gets it, which he won't). People will realize it's Hillary puppeteering it when they notice he keeps randomly developing a Southern accent when he talks to people from the South.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Squizzle posted:

see here, jack, the mans brain has been powered up by the record player. wanna have a push up contest, for brain??

Thiss bud unironimoogly

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




so many posters adopted the gang-tag that it became too powerful and made joe die

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




is this the first successful goon project??

Eh! Frank
Mar 28, 2006

Doctor gave me these, I said what are these?
He said that they'll cure an existential type disease

Jewel Repetition posted:

We've had a lot of first-time toxxers but you might be our first non-C-SPAM poster. Welcome

Thanks! I honestly haven't even read C-SPAM that much, I've been trying to avoid politics since 2016 for the sake of my mental health. But it's gotten where there's no avoiding it, so I'm embracing the insanity of it all and C-SPAM seems like the best place to do it (you guys have a Mental Health thread pinned at the top :love:). Gonna lurk here so I can laugh to keep myself from crying.

Also

lmao

paul_soccer12
Jan 5, 2020

by Fluffdaddy

Jack-in-the-Bach
Oct 15, 2005

Hey did you know that the adult thing to do is vote for biden???

Goo goo ga ga gently caress him.

Pingui
Jun 4, 2006

WTF?

Squizzle posted:

is this the first successful goon project??

There is always swap.avi, but this is more of a poo poo show.

Feebus Reloaded
Jul 28, 2016

THIS WAS AJUDGED TO BOTH COMMIT TO AND VIOLATE A SACRED POSTIN OATH

Squizzle posted:

you have committed a most grievous error and will wear the bitin av for it

Can I at least get the gang tag so I can be to the No Joe gang what that deformed guy was to the Persian army in 300

e: t-t-t-ttthank you, m-m-mmmaster...



Feebus Reloaded has issued a correction as of 00:13 on Mar 23, 2020

Jewel Repetition
Dec 24, 2012

Ask me about Briar Rose and Chicken Chaser.

Feebus Reloaded posted:

Can I at least get the gang tag so I can be to the No Joe gang what that deformed guy was to the Persian army in 300

Seconded. The more tags teh better

fat bossy gerbil
Jul 1, 2007

I will not vote Joe in a box, I will not vote Joe with a fox. I will not vote Joe here or there, I will not vote Joe anywhere.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Now that Joe Biden has dies of Coronavirus and/or autoerotic asphyxiation I'm kinda jealous of all those people who got to not vote for him without even toxxing.

Zamujasa
Oct 27, 2010



Bread Liar

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/AntonioSlamsci/status/1241710062541967360

edit: Omg “he” made a tweet!


https://twitter.com/joebiden/status/1241884112778035200?s=21

the comments are pretty hilarious.

MarcusSA has issued a correction as of 01:30 on Mar 23, 2020

HerniaFlange
Aug 4, 2013

You when you read my posts:
NO-SHOW JOE

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Feebus Reloaded posted:

Can I at least get the gang tag so I can be to the No Joe gang what that deformed guy was to the Persian army in 300

e: t-t-t-ttthank you, m-m-mmmaster...



no mods
no masters

etalian
Mar 20, 2006


lol

https://twitter.com/jaredisbored/status/1241884355104051201

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Squizzle posted:

no mods
no masters

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Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016
but I always drink plenty of... malarkey??

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