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Spergin Morlock posted:it means he's going to call off the self quarantine in a few days and get a few hundred thousand extra people killed. turmpo
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Can't wait until 2 years from now when Tom Hanks wins the Best Acting Oscar for "Corona: The Tom Hanks Story", a film which narrowly beat out "Contagion 2", "Immune Response", and "2 Fast 2 Infectious" for Best Picture.
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holy gently caress I'm freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy rear end. Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected
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Shima Honnou posted:instead of doing nothing the federal government will declare it a nonissue and tell everyone to open back up "Boss, my grandmother just died of coronavirus can I go home?" "FAKE NEWS - back to work"
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Delthalaz posted:This bizarre all caps trump tweet is straight up a response to this poo poo on Fox News. Watching Fox News is the best because there’s always a chance Trump is going to live tweet it. https://twitter.com/alx/status/1241937362697048069
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Apraxin posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241935285916782593 lol this wont even work to save the economy, just make the plague worse and do more damage. people are not going to go out and Participate in the Economy if 1 in 4 people is carrying the disease and you could be next.
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in other great news, the 10k emp tech company I work for which was a notorious holdout in allowing work from home (first allowed last week) just announced that an employee had coronavirus, had mild symptoms, and fully recovered that means they were probably still coming in to the office when they got sick, along with everyone else loving great
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Funion posted:holy gently caress I'm freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy rear end. Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected
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Funion posted:holy gently caress I'm freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy rear end. Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected Forwarding to Hillary and The Squad immediately.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol this wont even work to save the economy, just make the plague worse and do more damage. people are not going to go out and Participate in the Economy if 1 in 4 people is carrying the disease and you could be next. they will if the disease is a fake news hoax
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Funion posted:holy gently caress I'm freaking out a member of the CDC just called me personally and told me I need to isolate myself immediately because they found out one of the new symptoms of the virus is being hot, having a great personality, and a big juicy rear end. Send this to 5 hoes u think might be infected
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Rand is a Soros plant who's mission was to infect the Senate.
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol this wont even work to save the economy, just make the plague worse and do more damage. people are not going to go out and Participate in the Economy if 1 in 4 people is carrying the disease and you could be next. Yep, once the dead begin piling up the fear will truly hit. They're trying to line up this argument against too much fear when the the actual fear hasn't even started.
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they're going to announce that the crisis is over in 2 weeks because the bad number is going up and the good number is going down and its going to kill millions of people
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Sheng-Ji Yang posted:lol this wont even work to save the economy, just make the plague worse and do more damage. people are not going to go out and Participate in the Economy if 1 in 4 people is carrying the disease and you could be next. Funny story, once 1 in 4 people are carrying the disease it will only be 5 days away from the peak! And 1 in 4 people will be carrying the disease on May 24th.
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facetoucher cat posted:It's like War of the Worlds. People could think that bacteria would take down an alien species np but still be all shocked when it actually happens War of the Worlds x They Live
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whatis posted:they're going to announce that the crisis is over in 2 weeks because the bad number is going up and the good number is going down and its going to kill millions of people
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Schnorkles posted:idk if trump realizes that just letting the virus kill millions of old people is uh.. not great for him politically yeah itll make him pretty unpopular with corpses
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lmbo This thread has been a tremendous source of stress but also one of my only sources of relief.
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This is a slam dunk for Trump, made the Hard Choices and Saved The Country he'll be a new Washington or even an Ataturk
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whatis posted:they're going to announce that the crisis is over in 2 weeks because the bad number is going up and the good number is going down and its going to kill millions of people The "I've had enough of this, good night!" tweet made official policy
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Hardon Crime posted:pizza symplex IV (noid syndrome)
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Squizzle posted:the next
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:lmbo Slowly building immunity to panic one page at a time.
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https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241935285916782593j called it, death crew, engage. We're hosed.
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Just realized we're honestly headed for alternate 1985
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WarEternal posted:https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1241935285916782593j your link is borked
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Mistle posted:I just imagined the ending to the TV show "Dinosaurs" but people instead of dinosaurs, and instead of snow, it's coronavirus covering everything that ending disturbed me so bad as a kid and i should have known that it would basically be how things ended up
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I guess it makes sense for them all to come together and decide that they’re happy to sacrifice a few million americans to get the economy started again, especially since the alternative is providing minimal services to the bulk of the population. Millions will die but number will go up, THANK YOU PRESIDENT TRUMP. To be honest I never thought they’d go this far with the shut down.
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Schnorkles posted:idk if trump realizes that just letting the virus kill millions of old people is uh.. not great for him politically Where one falls, a million will grow old to take their place. The cycle of age cannot be stopped.
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Telsa Cola posted:Hrmmm cant tell if im tired or just woozy from lack of oxygen, slightly short of breath. can you take your spo2?
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