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Cowpocalypse posted:he sounds tired and uninspiring It's very on-brand.
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these people are unbelievable https://twitter.com/miguelito0087/status/1241878825752985603
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to be fair Bernie doesn’t seem to be running for President right now either. I know he has a day job and all but why isn’t he on all the news shows pushing a plan instead of doing a periscope that pretty much will only reach his most online supporters and no one else.
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Happy Noodle Boy posted:the cure is going to be legalizing all drugs This has been the fuckin cure for a while now I don't know what people's problem has been, Reagan is loving dead legalize it
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Tainen posted:to be fair Bernie doesn’t seem to be running for President right now either. I know he has a day job and all but why isn’t he on all the news shows pushing a plan instead of doing a periscope that pretty much will only reach his most online supporters and no one else. would the news shows put him on?
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euphronius posted:would the news shows put him on? yes
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what a world https://twitter.com/NeilDiamond/status/1241584423927074818
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The party told you to reject the evidence of your ears and don't eat blood! It was their final, most essential command.
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Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
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Mar 23, 2020 16:04
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so you just need a bigger hair dryer?
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it never ceases to amaze me how loving stupid the Masters of the Universe are. say lloyd blankfein gets his way, everyone goes back to work in early April, then because everyone's back at work we have massive uncontrolled spreading and in May we have multiple successive weeks of six figure casualties. do people just... not notice that their friends and coworkers are dropping like flies? do they just keep going into work? or does the economy grind to a halt again, except way worse than before?
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DryGoods posted:so you just need a bigger hair dryer? Someone photoshop Trump into Jaws.
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I’m gonna need a second opinion on this one
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Squizzle posted:the left side of his face is dropping, soooo, lmao it is, haha that owns
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tacodaemon posted:how could anyone possibly think this that guy should write more words in his jokes
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this is another example of the specific subvariety of trump bullshit wherein he denies the existence of lead time tacodaemon posted:of course trump thinks it makes sense to wait for a crisis before ramping up ventilator production, since he doesnt understand the concept of lead time
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DryGoods posted:so you just need a bigger hair dryer? What they need to start doing is having a family member perform a Y incision and just blow a hairdryer on your lungs for 5 straight minutes. That will definitely kill the virus.
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Prematurely going back to work en masse just means that when the economy shuts down next time, it all shuts down. Grocery stores, pharmacies, supply chain, etc.
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+rump
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Mustached Demon posted:Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
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tacodaemon posted:of course trump thinks it makes sense to wait for a crisis before ramping up ventilator production, since he doesnt understand the concept of lead time This is real estate 101 If even one investor is interested in a project, you tell all your other investors that the project is all but complete
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this is why he said he wouldnt use the defense production act unless things were already in crisis mode -- because retraining, sourcing parts, tooling up assembly lines, all the other stuff required to start turning out a new product from a factory dont exist in his mind, and once somebody says they might do something it's already done
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tacodaemon posted:this is another example of the specific subvariety of trump bullshit wherein he denies the existence of lead time Do you mean to tell me that GM and Ford, don't just have the blueprints for ventilators in the backroom? Next you're going to tell me that they don't have the tooling and raw materials for them either.
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Not a Children posted:This is real estate 101
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there was an episode of Millennium with Lance Henriksen where they locked a guy in an industrial, room-sized microwave bet that thing would cure a whole mess of virus
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Iron Crowned posted:Do you mean to tell me that GM and Ford, don't just have the blueprints for ventilators in the backroom? iron man built his first suit in a cave
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Mustached Demon posted:Hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha hahahaha
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Tainen posted:I guess they found a tripod This is loving dire. Democrats are hosed, America is hosed, Trump is doing fine thanks for asking!
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*mouth machine gun sounds*
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what is a ventilator if not a reverse muffler?
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DryGoods posted:there was an episode of Millennium with Lance Henriksen where they locked a guy in an industrial, room-sized microwave was the guys name mike tv dinner
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it’s time to pump the brakes in this China flu. we need to shift gears and put the pedal to the metal on supplying our great hospitals and first responders. thank u mr President
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DryGoods posted:there was an episode of Millennium with Lance Henriksen where they locked a guy in an industrial, room-sized microwave it would cure a whole mess of boomer to
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people like to go on about how Edsel Ford turned over Ford production to cranking out bombers and tanks after Pearl Harbor, but even that took several months for production to go online, and that was less time than it otherwise would have been because Edsel and his buddies had started planning it nearly a year earlier (Edsel never had the isolationist tendencies his nutty Jew-hating father Henry had)
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DryGoods posted:so you just need a bigger hair dryer? 
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